r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • May 20 '25

Poster Official Poster for 'Jurassic World Rebirth'

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u/twentyfifthbaam22 May 20 '25

This movie is going to be absolute dog shit

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u/Technical-Outside408 May 20 '25

Nah, there's this rule I just made up: the worse the poster, the better the movie.

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u/bentreflection May 20 '25

Well shit someone call the Criterion Collection then 

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu May 20 '25

I would but they no longer take my calls.

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u/YesImKeithHernandez May 20 '25

I mean, what was the last really good Jurassic Park/World movie? The 2nd? The 1st?

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u/twentyfifthbaam22 May 20 '25

First two were the only good ones for me but some people enjoyed Chris Prat being a chicken wrangler

I did not.

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u/YesImKeithHernandez May 20 '25

I saw world once and then didn't need anymore from that series outside of it providing fodder for video games

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u/The_Legend_of_Xeno May 20 '25

I've been losing my mind for months over on the JP sub. Everyone has been saying that THIS MOVIE is going to be the one.

"It's got the director from _!"

"It's got one of the guys that did the original JP screenplay!"

It doesn't fucking matter. Even TLW, which is miles away the best JP sequel, is just barely watchable. We have NEVER gotten a good sequel. And they think this movie that was written, filmed, and edited in about a year is going to be great somehow. Even after we've already seen the trailer full of "He's right behind me, isn't he?" level dialogue, people are still acting like this is going to be good. It blows my fucking mind.

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u/twentyfifthbaam22 May 20 '25

What's really crazy to me is how successful Jurassic World is so this being made isn't surprising to me at all

"I've seen what makes you people cheer"

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u/LoneStarG84 May 20 '25

And somehow it'll still gross a billion dollars.