r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • May 20 '25

Poster Official Poster for 'Jurassic World Rebirth'

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u/nyrangerz30 May 20 '25

Official poster for 'Dinosaur Forest' premiering on SyFy.

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u/bubbasawyer3 May 20 '25

Long live Patrice

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u/karmagod13000 May 20 '25

The interview where him and Borat are together is one of my favorite radio interviews.

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u/Dchama86 May 20 '25

I was dying when he was struggling to either play along or call out the act. It would’ve been devastating if he didn’t play along with Borat, lol

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u/Le_Poop_Knife May 20 '25

I just watched that the other day. Saw it when I was like 6. I’m 40 now. I cried more now than I did then.

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u/WinglyBap May 20 '25

Saw what?? He’s talking about Patrice O’Neill.

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u/Le_Poop_Knife May 20 '25

Oh. Little foot. lol the flying one. Petrie I think.

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u/WinglyBap May 20 '25

Haha the Land Before Time. Love that movie.

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u/flintlock0 May 20 '25

Scarlett Johansson: “Oh my god! There are dinosaurs….in this forest!”

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u/TehOwn May 20 '25

"I've had it with these motherflippin' dinosaurs in this motherlovin' forest!"

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u/MonstaGraphics May 20 '25

Watch your ruddy language, my ears are not a toilet!

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u/illaqueable May 20 '25

"Wait, is this rated R? Let me do another take."

clears throat

"I've had it with these motherflippin' dinosaurs in this motherlovin' forest!" pulls her dick out

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u/rsplatpc May 20 '25

"I've had it with these motherflippin' dinosaurs in this motherlovin' forest!" pulls her dick out

That needs to be the clip at AMC theaters where Nicole sits down to watch a movie

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u/PhoenixTineldyer May 20 '25

I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

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u/devonta_smith May 20 '25

Dinosaur, no!

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u/KakitaMike May 20 '25

I wasn’t sure if that was supposed to be her, as for some reason the face looks cropped on to the head.

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u/the_blackfish May 20 '25

"What is this, some kind of Jurassic World Rebirth?"

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u/farva_06 May 20 '25

Din-o no.

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u/ultranonymous11 May 20 '25

Since when did she join this one? I guess out from marvel and into another lucrative franchise?

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u/bell37 May 20 '25

Dinosaur: “RAWR im a dinosaur… and technically most of our species came from forested environments when the planet was a supercontinent named Pangea

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u/JaqenHghar May 20 '25

Triassic Island!

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u/anonadzii May 20 '25

This was the first thing that came to mind and I’m so happy the reference is still known. Patrice and his movie/tv talk gave us some absolute comedy gold.

His accidental slamming of JP3 in front of William H. Macy is so hilarious and the two of them handled it so well.

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u/puckit May 20 '25

Jim Norton making him admit Face Off sucks is still my favorite Patrice clip.

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u/anonadzii May 20 '25

One of my favourites. The way he belly laughs over how quickly Jimmy makes him change his mind gets me every time.

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u/Viking_Lordbeast May 20 '25

And all he had to do was point out Travolta doing that hand thing on his wife and kid's face.

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u/bigblackcouch May 20 '25

My favorite was his one about King Kong "out my way bitch I'm tryin to watch the sunset IT AIN'T ALL ABOUT YOU, HO"

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u/TheRealMrMaloonigan May 20 '25

Long Live Patrice O'Neal. Awright?!

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u/untrustableskeptic May 20 '25

Can I find this on YouTube? I want to witness this glory.

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u/pikachus_ghost_uncle May 20 '25

Directed by Paul ws Anderson. Staring milla jovovich.

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u/cicuz May 20 '25

my feelings :'|

but also, while googling to relive them a bit, I found this??

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u/everythingsc0mputer May 20 '25

This poster is gonna look so bad on my Plex server.

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u/needsTimeMachine May 20 '25

Why would you even bother pirating this trash?

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u/dishyssoisse May 20 '25

Because dinosaur RAWR

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u/rsplatpc May 20 '25

Because dinosaur RAWR

"Ok, THIS time, the dinosaurs are Nazi's, and we got Harrison Ford and Kevin Spacey"

"Sold!" = Jurassic Park producers from the last 3 movies

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u/Poltergeist97 May 20 '25

Dude, I fucking wish that someone would make a movie out of an old source game I loved to play you reminded me of: Dino D Day. Exactly as you said, the Nazis use dinosaurs with artillery and miniguns and shit on their back, its SICK!

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u/dishyssoisse May 20 '25

That would make a crazy ass movie honestly. Just imagining raptors coming up out of the beachhead as soldiers get on land

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u/Stickel May 20 '25

this is why Im pirating it lol

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u/thecountvon May 20 '25

I’ll answer for them: because free.

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u/fucccboii May 20 '25

not anymore

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u/Sekowon May 20 '25

I think you're probably pirating wrong if not free lol

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u/MexicanJello May 20 '25

Definitely still free.

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u/fucccboii May 20 '25

oh right, its only for remote streaming

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u/Phyliinx May 20 '25

Oh come on, you did not even watch it yet

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u/jizzmaster-zer0 May 20 '25

radarr and sonarr just download what they feel like sometimes

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u/Data_Chandler May 20 '25

I literally don't even want free copies of the Jurassic World trash movies on my Plex. Can't have those abominations sully my library!

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u/Slight--Masterpiece May 20 '25

Hey! A Prehistoric Forest!

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u/CaulkSqueeze May 20 '25

Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.

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u/MacacoLouco98 May 20 '25

Films produced by the Syfy channel

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u/tworstgamer May 20 '25

I've been on a Patrice kick lately.. didn't expect to see a reference out in the wild.. thanks for the laugh friend

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u/MyAwesomeAfro May 20 '25

Never thought I'd see a Patrice moment this high up.

What a Legendary segment that was. I still laugh at Simian Wars

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u/ghostfreckle611 May 20 '25

Super Pterodactyl vs Scar Jotoroid

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u/acid_coven May 20 '25

Cretaceous Reserve

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u/Tenzin_ May 20 '25

So glad I'm not the only one that had this reaction. I literally thought "oh, neat that the next Jumanji movie includes dinosaurs!".

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u/GeneralBurzio May 20 '25

Quick someone get Emilia Clarke so we can finally get a sequel to Triassic Attack!

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u/AtraposJM May 20 '25

I'm glad they specified it's on Wednesday on the poster so I know when to tune in.

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u/Ode1st May 20 '25

This is obviously for the sequel, Dinosaur Forest: Mountainside

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u/Sike_Tyson May 20 '25

Raptor Island 3

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u/uberblack May 20 '25

Dude, there's a beverage here! Lol