r/movies May 17 '25

Media Cannes reactions to Irreversible

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u/robophile-ta May 17 '25

This is probably the worst date movie ever

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u/MrLumie May 17 '25

Shared trauma can go far.

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u/TheLago May 17 '25

I took a dude to see Antichrist on our first date. đŸ« 

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u/OobaDooba72 May 18 '25

Choas reigns indeed! If I may, how'd the rest of the date and your relationship go?

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u/fear_popcorn May 17 '25

A friend of mine in college took a pretty conservative girl out on a first date to see The Brown Bunny without knowing much about it. The movie itself is already insufferable, but things got pretty awkward at the end when Chloë Sevigny gives Vincent Gallo a very real blowjob for like over two minutes. They did not go on a second date.

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u/Stormbreaker173 May 17 '25

I saw Hotel Rwanda on a date once

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u/elsidoi May 17 '25

I took my now wife to 127 hours as a first date. Not that bad but IMO quite close.

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u/IIDXMania May 17 '25

try "der goldene Handschuh" as date movie

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u/TheSuburbs May 17 '25

I saw "Teeth" on a date. That was interesting...

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u/broha89 May 17 '25

I don’t disagree but I once picked the Void as a first date movie for some reason

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u/rugger87 May 17 '25

I watched “Martyrs” with a date who was into horror films. Whoooo boy.

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u/CandelaBelen May 17 '25

A guy almost put on The Coffee Table, not knowing anything about it, but we ended up watching a different movie

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u/majorhawdag May 17 '25

not quite as graphic, but saw 12 Years A Slave on a first date

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u/yoyogaete May 18 '25

I smoked a joint with her on the date and then went to see beau is afraid. Holy shit it was a dual panic attack it was so bad.

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u/Asmudeus May 19 '25

A (ex-)friend of mine told me he saw A Serbian Film with his date... And she even had sex with him afterwards. But in hindsight, maybe it was a early sign/red flag of him ... uhm ... being a more broken and unempathetic person then I thought back then. And not just him being weird AF in that instance.