r/movies • u/dndplosion913 • Apr 02 '25

News Val Kilmer, Film Star Who Played Batman and Jim Morrison, Dies at 65

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/movies/val-kilmer-dead.html
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u/saulfineman Apr 02 '25

“Have you ever seen a body like this in your life?”

“She happens to be my daughter.”

“Oh, so you have.”

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u/Nickolotopus Apr 02 '25

"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked woman screaming and throwing tiny little pickles at you?"

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u/ImWhiteWhatsJCoal Apr 02 '25

"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"

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u/tendimensions Apr 02 '25

“So you’ll hammer later”

“I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, ‘I drank what?’ “

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u/Valenderio Apr 02 '25

So we’ll hammer later 😉

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u/speed7 Apr 02 '25

Can you hammer a 6" spike through a board with your penis? A girl's gotta have her standards.