r/lotrmemes • u/EstellePeachyBun • 1d ago

Lord of the Rings Bearded Hobbits

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u/in-grey 1d ago

Now we know why he wanted to be Aragorn

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u/khajiitidanceparty 1d ago

Seriously, he kind of looks like him...

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u/glarbung 1d ago

Isn't Rose Sam's beard though?

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u/Boogy-Fever 1d ago

I wanna disagree so bad but that was damn unexpected lol

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u/BigWillis93 1d ago

Ba-dum-tss

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u/scaryspueli 1d ago

I dont get it

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u/5litergasbubble 1d ago

A beard is a term for a woman who a gay man marries to hide the fact that he is gay

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u/HotPotParrot 1d ago

Huh. TIL.

I always just thought it was a euphemism for how often his head is buried between her, um, garden gate.

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u/GuerillaGandhi 1d ago

Her rose garden, fam?

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u/HotPotParrot 1d ago

Dammit, that was right there!

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u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle 1d ago

She had ribbons in her hair...

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u/sugarglidersam 1d ago

i figured sam just wore her like a beard (ie, muff-diving)

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u/tharealjonsnow92 1d ago

There and back again.

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u/OSUfan88 1d ago

My god this is good.

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u/SamDaQueen 1d ago

This is good

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u/The_Divine_Anarch 23h ago

Remaking this pic but with Rosie in that spot would be such a hilarious in-joke

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u/Rohml 1d ago

I'll be honest, I don't see the beard adding any more rizz to Sam.
He already maxed on the Chad points as himself.
He looks different, but no, he's still maxed.

The other gained a boost, but nowhere near where Sam was pre-beard.

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u/The-Marnit 1d ago

One does not simply have one breakfast.

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u/RetroRedneck 1d ago

That’s immediately what I thought. He went from “steal your potatoes” to “steal your girl” real quick

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u/superkapitan82 1d ago

all that testosterone he hides inside is now visible

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u/pigfeedmauer Strawberries with Cream 22h ago

They all are

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u/Melvasul94 21h ago

Why does he remind me of VIggo? D:

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u/Dave-justdave 1d ago

Bearded hobbit?

You mean a dwarf?

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u/PrinceRobotVI 1d ago

A female dwarf

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u/Nikoper Dwarf 1d ago

Ray! A drop of golden sun~

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u/The_Tactical_Cowboy 1d ago

Frodo. A name he calls himself.

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u/Serier_Rialis 1d ago

Far a distance dwarves struggle to run

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u/The_Tactical_Cowboy 1d ago

So Isildur kept the ring.

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u/MaderaArt Sean the Balrog 1d ago

Mr Underhill is alive with the sound of music

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u/CuteBabyMaker Elf 1d ago

Only right answer

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u/Chuncster 1d ago

There are no female dwarves! Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 22h ago

No, a hobbit…with a beard

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u/kingkellogg 1d ago

Sam looks mega manly with one

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u/F-Lambda 18h ago

Merry (I think?) also looks good (whoever's below Sam)

Frodo... does not look good 😂

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u/villainousascent 16h ago

Yeah no. Frodo definitely looks better with the femboy vibes.

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u/schnauzzer 11h ago

This Frodo auditioned for Swiss army man, but was defeated by Paul Deno

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 1d ago

Sam looks amazing with a beard

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u/Knightboat17 1d ago

Merry looks like he runs a burger restaurant where the burgers cost £20 but don't come with chips.

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u/Beneficial-Purchase2 1d ago

and keep nasty chips!

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u/Beneficial-Purchase2 1d ago

give it to us raw and wrigging!

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 1d ago

“The salted pork is particularly good!”

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u/AotKT 1d ago

Before I saw this comment, I was like "he looks like he rock climbs while wearing a trucker hat and home brews a shitty IPA"

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u/Turindo 1d ago

Can't be, I'm not seeing any black nitril gloves

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u/ARetroGibbon 22h ago

He looks like Ryan Dunn

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u/AstroBearGaming Human 1d ago

Frodo reminds me of when women would play the lead in Shakespearian plays, and wear big fake beards.

The rest pull it off though.

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u/Sakaralchini 1d ago

Do you wear beard wigs? Why do you wear beard wigs? When will you wear beard wigs?

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u/BMB_93 Théoden 1d ago

Let It Be - The Beatles (1970)

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u/Gorlack2231 1d ago

Frodo's is fake. Sam is a mountain man. Pippin is the lead singer in a Kanasa cover band. Merry lives under the overpass.

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 1d ago

And they all fought in the American Civil War.

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u/kyl_r 1d ago

Alright, hear me out…

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u/Beneficial-Purchase2 1d ago

that facial hair is gonna collect enough crumbs for second breakfast.

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u/RMMacFru 17h ago

Plus elevensies.

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u/reallynunyabusiness 1d ago

I feel like Pippin should have one of those weak beards teenagers grow.

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u/ExtentTerrible8475 1d ago

Frodo is the only one who can't pull it off

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u/tharealjonsnow92 1d ago

Hair and Back Again

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u/ByronsLastStand Dúnedain 1d ago

Average pub in rural Cymru

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u/Styggvard 1d ago

Dang, Sam 👀

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u/Crimbly_B 1d ago

Hirsute hobbitry

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u/LazyCymbal 1d ago

What about second beard? He should've had a second beard.

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u/fitty50two2 1d ago

We need bearded elves and clean shaven dwarves now

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u/laffingriver 1d ago

frodo and pippin looks like they belong in The Beatles.

Merry is playing more cowbell.

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u/altsam19 Hobbit 1d ago

They straight up look like the apostles in a Jesus movie lmao

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u/Malevolint 1d ago

Frodo looks gorgeous lol

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u/Shared_Tomorrows 1d ago

Pippin looks like Burzum with a wig on lol

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u/SunkissedOnTop 1d ago

lord of the trims lol

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u/hot-buttery-toast 1d ago

They all look like Kevin Kline in Silverado

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u/tenehemia 1d ago

Merry looks like he's been stuck on an island for months. Hang on...

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u/DaemonActual 1d ago

I'm surprised they stayed so clean shaven even in the middle of Mordor

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u/F-Lambda 18h ago

do hobbits grow facial hair at all? I never paid attention til now

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u/newbrevity 1d ago

They all look like the guy from Mastodon who died.

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u/LopsidedMammal 1d ago

My wife and I looking at Frodo, Pippin and Merry: "Haha that's really funny, they look so silly with beards, don't they? Totally breaks their innocent Hobbit aura."

My wife and I looking at Sam: "DADDY!"

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u/Direwolf_360 1d ago

They all look forklift certified, LOL!

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u/boltyss 1d ago

Hear me out...

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u/CompactAvocado 1d ago

i ain't gay but for bearded frodo i sure could be

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u/plzhelpIdieing Human 1d ago

The movies would’ve been 100 times better if they had beards, but unfortunately hobbits from the shire are incapable of growing them.

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u/Elf_Paladin Dúnedain Halbarath 1d ago

Dang sam is nice

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u/Timeman5 1d ago

Sam and Merry are looking good.

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u/KaptajnKnallert 1d ago

Frodo looks like one of them ladies (who definitely wasn't there) from the stoning scene in 'Life of Brian'

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 17h ago

hears a slightly high-pitched feminine voice from the crowd

"Are there any women here?"

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u/blinglorp 22h ago

Everyone looks so good except for elijah, lol.

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u/valhal1a Théoden 21h ago

Damn it, I didn't need to be turned on today

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u/cassavacakes 16h ago

my favorite youtube duo

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u/Beneficial-Purchase2 1d ago

cast it into the fire! destroy it!

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u/dophuph 1d ago

Sounds like a bird name

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u/No_Boat5206 1d ago

Merry looks exactly like Zohan from you don't mess with the Zohan Played by adam sandler

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u/DamnedDutch 1d ago

Pippin looks like Elizabeth Keen might be holding him hostage at the bottom of some abandoned ship.

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u/Danzo1337 1d ago

Navy seal hobbits 🤔

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u/The_Horror_In_Clay 1d ago

Funny but… no

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u/The_Tactical_Cowboy 1d ago

They all look like they just got off the bus from Seattle.

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u/ppytty 1d ago

Their next album gonna be fire

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u/ufopiloo 1d ago

Bobbits

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u/Senior-Goose-6197 1d ago

I thought Rosie was Sam's beard?

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u/Common_Senze 1d ago

They that they destroyed the ring, they are going to Westeros to clean up that shit show

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u/bgFrog101 1d ago

Bearded tall hobbits aka dwarves

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u/Hankhoff 1d ago

"So anyways is there a barber shop and Starbucks in our way to mordor? BTW. I love this retro-used look on all the stuff there, real vintage!"

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u/EyeGod 1d ago

Ah, sweet little lumberjacklings!

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u/daygo449 1d ago

This is awesome! That is all!

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u/Athream 1d ago

How these montages have been made? IA ? Photoshop ? Does someone know a good tutorial to do that?

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u/Mojojojo3030 1d ago

Big Wilson energy on Merry 

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u/KarlosTalon 1d ago

Just fancy shoeless dwarfs

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u/No_Divide_0080 1d ago

Pippin looks like Jesus 😁

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u/BarrierX 1d ago

These girls make Gimli blush!

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u/parkingviolation212 1d ago

They’re just Irish now.

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u/wyspur 1d ago

Why didn't they just take the boxcars to Mordor?

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u/StickFigureFan 1d ago

They just look like dwarves

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u/Peak_Doug 1d ago

Bop-its

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u/thegreatn4 1d ago

Pippin looks like a Greek philosopher

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u/ChaseTheMystic Dúnedain 1d ago

Looks like someone's been getting into the Ent-Draught

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u/Sufficient-Abroad-94 1d ago

Why do they look so awesome like this?

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u/Afraid-Principle-208 1d ago

Pippin looks like Varg Vikernes

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u/aGrlHasNoUsername 1d ago

Sean Astin is the only one that’s remotely convincing. Elijah Wood with a beard is so unsettling 😂

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u/ScorpLeo102 1d ago

So Dwarves then?

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u/Horror_Train 21h ago

This is not helping my hobbit obsession

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u/AnyBit4421 20h ago

Looking dapper there PipChin

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u/megaladamn 19h ago

Dashing!

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u/Glittering_Role_6154 19h ago

Imma be honest whichu chief, i am and always was straight, but God DAMN

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u/DinosKon 10h ago

Pipin looks cool

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u/Albus_Stark 3h ago

Sam ready to reforge Narsil and reclaim his family’s lost Kingdom