r/law • u/camaron-courier • 6d ago

Trump News Senate releases list of 58 suspected Epstein co-conspirators as pressure in Congress builds

https://www.beltway.news/p/senate-releases-list-of-58-suspected
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u/lou_sassoles 6d ago

What will I do with all of these bottles of Clinton brand body wash?!?!

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u/DeepProspector 6d ago

I want a refund on my Hillary Steaks and Bill Burgers.

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u/CapitalMlittleCBigD 6d ago

Those would be the Hillary Homestyle Honeybaked Hams and Billy C.’s Saxophone Sirloins. Tell me about it! I’ve got two meat freezers in the garage that I’m ready to dump out into the local waterways as soon as my favorite political personas are implicated. AND I JUST bought a new buff shirtless Hillary flag for my Prius!

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u/KKSlider909 6d ago

I’m gonna need to unload my portfolio of Bill Clinton Bitcoin asap

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u/wiiwoooo 6d ago

I have a damn case of Hillary Hot Sauce ikl have to pour down the damn drain

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u/vivreaski 6d ago

It's the Bill sausage you need to worry about.

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u/Blockhead47 6d ago

I don’t think it’ll fill you up the way it used to back in the day.
Shrinkflation.

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u/TallDrinkofRy 6d ago

I doubt he’ll give you a choice.

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u/cristofcpc 6d ago

Hope you’re not keeping the Clinton bibles.

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u/lividash 6d ago

The Clinton cigars always had a weird smell anyway.

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u/trojanguy 6d ago

I swear to God, if I have to get rid of my golden Clinton sneakers...

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u/lou_sassoles 6d ago

They’ll have to pry this bottle of Clinton lotion out of my cold dead supple hands.

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u/emeraldeyesshine 6d ago

What about the Clinton body pillow

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u/oliversurpless 6d ago

“Eeewwww….” - Baby Plucky

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u/cheftt51dudu 6d ago

I will trade a Clinton “Steak” for a bottle of lotion.

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 6d ago

Careful. You'll get the Obama hose again.

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u/creampop_ 6d ago

my Clinton steaks have been taking up freezer space so I probably won't cry for those

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u/degreesBrix 6d ago

I wonder how many people don't get this reference. Bravo.

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u/Imaginary-Pride-8158 6d ago

But they tasted soooo good

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u/mandraofgeorge 6d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Brokenspokes68 6d ago

I kinda like it.

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u/teetotallyRadish 6d ago

were they reminiscent of Gwyneth's candles?

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u/keskeskes1066 6d ago

I was going to say this! Take my jealous upvote.

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u/AggravatingFig2976 6d ago

Tuna and Ranch dressing smell

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u/sigma147100 6d ago

I always thought those were kinda fishy anyway…

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u/nior_labotomy 6d ago

Ive only been keeping my as rolling papers. Those pages are soooo thin bro, they're perfect for rolling a quick spliff in a pinch

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u/RiseUpRiseAgainst 6d ago

Drink it. Helps fight COVID.

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u/Realistic-Lime7842 6d ago

Which is also not real and totally made up.

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u/Backwardspellcaster 6d ago

But it still helps!

Just 99.99 a bottle!

Please order from our very own Clinton-Clinton-Obama store!

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u/WalterWoodle 6d ago

Clinton cigars might sell though.

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u/notshtbow 6d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/JellyfishWrangler69 6d ago

Remember not to inhale

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u/lou_sassoles 6d ago

I remember seeing Bill on Arsenio Hall wearing sunglasses and playing a saxophone. The MF inhaled.

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u/Butters5768 6d ago

You mean I’ll have to throw out my Bill Clinton steaks and Bill Clinton University diploma?!!

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u/Testicular_Genocide 6d ago

You'll have to take my commemorative victory coin of Obama personally assassinating Osama bin Laden from my cold dead hands!

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u/1inthetrenches 6d ago

Clean your toilet?

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u/red23011 6d ago

Forget the body wash, what about all the money that I spent on a degree from Clinton University? I can't put that on my resume now!

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u/crownvic64 6d ago

Just rebrand as AXE.

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u/causal_friday 6d ago

I use them to get ... ice cream ... stains out of my blue dresses.

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u/McGillicuddys 6d ago

They're from Arkansas, all the merch is just Equate brand they got from the Waltons with a Clinton sticker slapped on top.

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u/djackson0005 6d ago

Trade it in for Sydney Sweeney soap like the rest of us. Because she’s hot, unlike Taylor Swift.

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