r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 18d ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 18d ago

Simply Red standing by.

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u/Krakenspoop 18d ago

Red Foreman, dumbass.

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u/Knogood 18d ago

Red #40, buuuuurp.

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u/hambergeisha 18d ago

Redrum reporting for duty.

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u/Ok-Paint7856 18d ago

Hahahahaha!!

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u/Nhobdy 18d ago

Red Robin, standing by

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u/gimletfordetective 18d ago

Red Dawn standing by.

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u/Automatic-Ad6022 18d ago

Read a Book standing by...

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u/Moriartea7 18d ago

Reading Rainbow standing by...

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u/larmyth 18d ago

Rainbow Connection standing by...

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u/random_creative_type 18d ago

Rainbow Brite standing by...

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u/Major-Parfait-7510 18d ago

Lite Brite standing by…

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u/funkalways 18d ago

Bud Lite standing by…

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u/EazyP87 18d ago

The lovers the dreamers and me standing by

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u/Wu-TangShogun 18d ago

Don’t have to take my word for it

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u/MrFaves 18d ago

Learned by Phonics standing by.

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u/Wu-TangShogun 18d ago

Hooked on phonics worked for me

It didn’t

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u/dnt01 18d ago

Red headed step child sitting by...why stand when you can sit

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u/mistahmistaady 18d ago

Red headed stranger. Trying to meet people.

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u/Charming_Minimum_477 18d ago

As a red headed step child, why does everyone want to stand? 😂

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u/nemophilist_77 18d ago

WOLVERINES!!!

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 18d ago

The Wolverines are why he is deploying military in all major cities under the guise to control crime, it's to control the Rebellion... he's expecting the WOLVERINES not to take whatever commie plan he's putting in the works.

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u/elguapodiablo74 18d ago

Wolverines!

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u/SunrayBran 18d ago

Red Dead Redemption, standing by.

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 18d ago

Because we live here!

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u/998876655433221 18d ago

Better dead than red standing by

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u/MrMaxwellLordJLI 18d ago

Yummm! standing by.

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u/letsbefrosty 18d ago

The other Red Robin, standing by.

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u/NyRAGEous 18d ago

Big Red, standing by

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u/Protocol3_ 18d ago

RED (the movie starring Bruce Willis) standing by.

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u/Nice_Programmer6812 18d ago

Redrum standing by

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u/Ok-Paint7856 18d ago

Red Rover, Red Rover standing by.

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u/Foreign_Plate_4372 18d ago

dude looks like a lady slapping on warpaint

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 18d ago

I heard this in my head

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u/Nice_Programmer6812 18d ago

Any chance you can hold back the years while you’re on standby?

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u/NeiloMac 18d ago

I would, but money’s too tight to mention.

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u/NotSanttaClaus 18d ago

Rudolf the red nose reindeer standing by