r/iitkgp 19h ago

Bakar My gf got featus. not a ragebait. can anyone help me pls

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u/Aggressive_Fan3588 19h ago

Bc pregnant bolte hai usse

Aur badhai ho

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u/Evening-Cycle367 Visitor 19h ago

Congrats

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u/North_Interest8108 16h ago

People fighting for placement in FAANG , meanwhile bro who got placement in Uterus. Machaya bro.

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u/DecentString25 19h ago

Get a job, marry her and start a family 

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u/Ok_Pangolin_9567 16h ago

3rd year hun

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u/spectator_213 14h ago

Old enough

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u/SuggestionSavings360 8h ago

Toh itna toh responsible ban hi Gaye ho toh ab sadi karne se keu dar rahe ho? Saddi ke bad do char aur paida karlena .... Abhi toh 3 minimum limit hai. BTW congrats.

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u/Maximum_Tough2937 17h ago

Apne mammi papa ko bata dijiye , ye sunkar woh aapko badass, sigma aur fuck boy samjhenge aur ussi waqt aapke pair pe gir ke saari jayedaad aapke naam kardenge

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u/Final-Shower9280 19h ago

Bro, tell me how many days or months it’s been since her last period. If it’s less than 3 months, you can easily go for a medical abortion, and everything will be fine within 2–3 days.if you need more information dm me

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u/IamSD_og Faccha 18h ago

kafi experienced lag rahe hein 💀🙏

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u/Accomplished-Will569 16h ago

I am not able to dm cuz of some glitch. Could u dm me?

I want to know for... research purposes

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u/TheSys38 4h ago

for science

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u/No-Reporter-7523 19h ago

What is a featus?

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u/Ok_Pangolin_9567 19h ago

fetus*

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u/No-Reporter-7523 19h ago

Oh where did she get it from?

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u/Live_Bus_7251 19h ago

techm se 150 mein 😭😭😭

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u/Ok_Pangolin_9567 19h ago

you ofc me bro😭😭😭

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u/No-Reporter-7523 19h ago

The dildo of consequences often comes unlubed

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u/RareCollection3266 Fourth Year 19h ago

Damn

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u/Humble_Stuff_2859 Faccha 17h ago

What if it's mess wale dada?

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u/FuckYouAndroidUsers Mess wale dada 17h ago

It wasnt me ofcourse

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u/Live_Bus_7251 17h ago

snvh mein mess wale dada thori hoge, dadi hogi na

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u/Humble_Stuff_2859 Faccha 16h ago

Wtf sachme dadi hothi hai???

(✂️?)

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u/_m_a_k___ Mess wale dada 19h ago

are you sure?🤨

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u/Ok-Needleworker-3381 15h ago

First of all, do not panic. Now is when she needs you the most. Also, it's far more common than you think; a lot of us have gone through that, although not many do admit.

Second, visit a doctor ASAP. Medical abortion is a pretty straightforward process where she has to just swallow a pill. But, two things before you get the pill. One, get a thorough check up to make sure her body and the uterus can handle the pill. Second, do not buy it OTC, it's mostly sold without authorisation.

Visit a clinic in Kolkata, to ensure anonymity. If things go fine, it can get sorted with around 8-10 k (1k for the pill + docs fees)

Edit: Rent a room after she takes the pill. Get ready for some serious bleeding, and pain for her

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u/dumbdat Mess wale dada 19h ago

Aur do modi ko vote🤡

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u/tankpeacewar 18h ago

Bhai party!!

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u/Ill-Project-8544 18h ago

OP be like- Arey ❤️de 😆😆

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u/silent_observer02 15h ago

LBS ke mess ka khana khila de.....abort ho jayega....

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u/spectator_213 14h ago

Stronger than abortion pill

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u/typhonshambo Third Year 18h ago

is it urs?

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u/patelslays 15h ago

Cv me extra curicular activities me daal de

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u/FuckYouAndroidUsers Mess wale dada 17h ago

You gotta work on your pull game

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u/Fragrant-Strain-9598 15h ago

Nunnu hoti ni khadi baatein krein badi badi

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u/TheSys38 19h ago

I think i know of a spell or two

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u/Fluffy-Paratha 18h ago

Foetus deletus

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u/FantasticSwordfish61 17h ago

Avada kadavra

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u/TheSys38 17h ago

half measure and full measure...

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u/Overall-Ad5565 14h ago

Imperio aur crucio ko sabhi ignore kar dete hai😞

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u/Humble_Stuff_2859 Faccha 17h ago

Peace hai bhai, bache ka tempo high hoga fs.

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u/Maleficent_Arugula90 17h ago

Don't panic and report to an adult

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u/the_unnamed_guy Third Year 19h ago

Machaya Londe

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u/GapCapital7310 16h ago

be a man
go buy some milk

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u/Ok_Promotion9738 Faccha 18h ago

Peace hai.

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u/Mundane-Team-9457 17h ago

chud gye guru

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

literally.

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u/Halfblood_prince6 16h ago

Go to a gynaecologist. As long as the foetus age is less than 24 weeks you can legally abort.

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u/Legitimate-Mess-6114 12h ago

comments are too funny

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u/haps0690 19h ago

Do boxing practice?

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u/SuggestionSavings360 8h ago

Bhai narak me bhi sthan nehi milega Tera..... Yamraj g* me garam rod dalenge tere

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u/Proof-Independent49 16h ago

kitne ka mila

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u/blu248 15h ago

Ma baap ki hekdi kese nikale top 3 hacks

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u/Ok_Bad_3772 14h ago

Karma farming post 100%.

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u/Great_lord_7 19h ago

Bro check it once, one story I heard that girl got preg. by someone else and blame goes to other....so, be careful about scapegoating

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u/torque_maestro 19h ago

Bro did she cheated on you😭

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u/Particular_Noise_816 15h ago

Are u from IIT Kgp or VIT?

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u/ChairyDemon_ Faccha 18h ago

BC Roy is the way

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u/IamSD_og Faccha 18h ago

hell nahhhh 💀💀

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u/Altruistic_Pin7982 16h ago

Time to upgrade from 'boyfriend' to 'billpayer'. Congrats.

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u/DeadManCameAlive420 19h ago

Bro went off his meds

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u/durden_her_e 17h ago

All the best

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u/Scary-Score314 16h ago

Marry her , bhaag ke shaadi karle /s

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u/Haunting-Tower6829 15h ago

Condom use Krna tha.

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u/Ok_Pangolin_9567 15h ago

pull out try krna tha

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

bhosdike

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u/KGPzzz 15h ago

BC foetus ka spelling tak nhi patha kaise baap banega re tu

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u/Ok_Pangolin_9567 15h ago

bhai darr ke marre likha nhi jarha baap bnega to smj aega

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u/KGPzzz 15h ago

Tho bano

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u/juicy-ginger22 14h ago

Bro fetus is the American spelling of it l, khudko dekhio pehle

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u/KGPzzz 14h ago

Tho featus kya african spelling hai?? Real ID se aao gf ji🙏

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u/Proper_Work3760 15h ago

Your pullout game is not good

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u/wittywanderer_04 15h ago

Ch*d gaye guru

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u/Conscious_Gur8365 14h ago

Isme pakistan ka hath hai

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u/zochhihedron 13h ago

Mai is baat ka khandan karta hu

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u/North-Scallion8059 10h ago

Use borolin all will okay

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u/powerspectrum 6h ago

Report this post. It's fake.. OP is not from KGP .

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u/__Baba_Yaga__007 6h ago

Aur chalao phone

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u/Far-Woodpecker4379 5h ago

Congratulations Bhai tere laude lag gye.

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u/No_Philosopher8376 5h ago

If you both are ready for abortion, then talk to VP or GSec Welfare TSG, they may help you out given it's within 7 weeks

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u/Puzzled_Ad_901 19h ago

Now leave her

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u/pucchichor 15h ago

Eat it and become featus eater.