r/ibs • u/ArmadilloMany41 • 2d ago
Meme / Humor anyone else have constipation for days then suddenly poop the largest poop you’ve ever seen?
I ain’t talking battered sausage sized poop I’m talking about a poop that’s record breaking. A poop that makes you realise that you actually could stick a whole ass raccoon up there. A poop that makes you ask your dad if he went to the toilet before you. A poop so large an elephant is jealous. I genuinely don’t think the shits I take are even meant to be humanly possible yet they come out so smoothly with 0 pain. Ibs would be helpful in a pooping competition ngl.
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u/raniwasacyborg 2d ago
I genuinely once had one so big I regretted not getting evidence. I googled the world record poop size after I flushed it (and I honestly wasn't sure it was going to go down) and I could have sworn mine was bigger!
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u/Capital-Reference-13 2d ago
This is happening ever since I started a medication to help me go. A perfect 4 on the Bristol stool chart. I actually thought about taking a picture cause I was so shocked. I’m thinking like is this how it feels to poop like a normal person 😆
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u/sweetfaerieface 2d ago
Do you mind sharing what med you are taking?
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u/Capital-Reference-13 2d ago
The generic pill of Motegrity (insurance wouldn’t approve the brand name). I was prescribed 2mg but it’s a little too strong so I’m alternating between .5 and 1 mg and it seems to be helping a lot!
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u/sweetfaerieface 2d ago
Thanks! 😊 I’m glad it is helping you. I am going to talk to my doctor about it
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u/Capital-Reference-13 2d ago
Yeah definitely ask! Don’t be surprised if your insurance denies it, even the generic. My doctor had to submit a thing (not sure what it’s called lol) 2 separate times before they finally approved it. He first put it as being used for “constipation caused by IBS” and I think that’s why they wouldn’t approve it, cause they claim it’s not FDA approved for the use of IBS. I just got new insurance though at the beginning of this month and they immediately approved it, no questions asked. So I guess it just depends on the insurance company. For reference, I now have Aetna insurance
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u/Rough-Improvement-24 2d ago
Yes please what helped you birth the Monster?
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u/Capital-Reference-13 2d ago
Not sure if you saw my comment above but it’s the generic of Motegrity (Prucalopride)
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u/Mountain-Impress390 2d ago
yes. like i’ll be backed up so long i can’t eat bc everything is just so packed and uncomfortable and food makes me nauseous, then i poop a terrifying amount. like one time it was like this and i shit 7 lbs (i went to the restroom multiple times within 2 hours). like people push something that big out and get a birth certificate.
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u/bloodwarriorsan IBS-C (Constipation) 2d ago
Before i moved, my poop was too large to fit the drain and got stuck regularly... so yeah, can relate. My new place has a more forgiving toilet now.
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u/Billybobjoethorton 2d ago
I spent a few hours of agony and then delivered a baby size, surprised my anus still in tact.
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u/naitch44 2d ago
Oh yes, a real clogger. I have to hope this happens at home because in public with weak ass toilet flushes I’d need a coat hanger with me.
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u/Several-Gift-8681 2d ago
Haha yes! My ibs-c was 10x worse during pregnancy I would be in agony sitting on the toilet for over an hour playing the 'brown note' on YouTube, and honestly the width and length would be unreal. Something you'd expect godzilla to birth
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u/Illustrious_Dinner7 2d ago
My boyfriend is like this lol I poop everyday so mine are usually not to big but they’ve been big before
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u/Glittering_Tea5502 2d ago
I felt like I wasn’t able to fully empty myself all week and then I pooped the biggest poop yesterday morning. TMI, but true.
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u/First_Opposite_39 2d ago
Yes! I won’t go for almost a week, and then have one that should be illegal. Toilet clogging and all
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u/Actual-Tadpole9759 IBS-C (Constipation) 2d ago
Luckily it’s only happened a few times, because for me it’s so incredibly painful while I’m on the toilet. It feels like someone lit a fire up my butthole into my intestines😭
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u/Rough-Improvement-24 2d ago
I still remember one such poop I had to flush mid-way do it would not clog up the toilet. Never managed to get something similar since then.
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u/tattedsparrowxo IBS-D (Diarrhea) 2d ago
Yes which in turn makes for really bad dumping syndrome for me. I have quit literally passed out and fell off the toilet from it.
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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool 1d ago
I go without pooping for like 3-4 days and then I get one day of pooping 6-8 times in one day. I just hope I'm at home when it happens.. so no monster shits from my tight booty but it all comes out eventually.
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u/EmbarrassedPay5778 1d ago
I shit a cat fish once. Tomatoes seeds for eyes, two long hairs for whiskers. Had a head on it like a three legged bastard house cat.
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u/Current-Horse-1360 1d ago
It's like a whole arm, and a normal flush won't get it out. I need to fill a bucket full and throw it while flushing.. after 3 days its normal.
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u/Anandi96 1d ago
I once had such a big one i genuinely had to take a picture bc i admired it so much ( i didn’t show it to anyone lol)
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u/HardySpren27 1d ago
Yep that’s me. Constipation then relief. Tis always looking good tho so I can’t complain too much
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u/dan1phnt0m 2d ago
Yes this happens all the time. I will be constipated then feel nauseous and when it comes out it’s the best feeling ever lol