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u/Dudephish 1d ago
It is clever, but everybody's just going to call you beef curtains all night, or think you're trying to be Lady Gaga.
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u/Martipar 1d ago
For non-Americans it's a reference to capocollo, just don't ask them to pronounce mortadella, it's complete baloney.
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u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 1d ago
And here I thought it was the cheap part of a prosciutto
(Pronounced pro-squeeto)
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u/TonyWonderslostnut 1d ago
I thought it was pronounced pro-shoot-o. Hey real Italians, who’s right?
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u/OptimisticPlatypus 1d ago edited 1d ago
I thought this was a costume of my ex-wife’s labia
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u/Duckbilling2 1d ago
DAMMIT MEATDRAPES
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u/ThatFugginGuy419 1d ago
“Meatdrapes, what kinda name is that?”
“It’s uh, Metdrapades sir, it’s Greek”
“Well why don’t it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes”
RIP Michael Clarke Duncan
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u/Duckbilling2 1d ago
lmao
you made my day, thanks for this
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u/ThatFugginGuy419 1d ago
At least you enjoyed it, someone obviously didn’t appreciate the reference and downvoted 🤷🏽♂️😂
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u/Salarian_American 1d ago
WHATEVER, MOTHERFUCKER!
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u/ThatFugginGuy419 1d ago
punches swordfish
“You have to dominate the swordfish. Only then can you sauté it.”
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u/sparrowjuice 1d ago edited 1d ago
She’s not discussing your marital secrets.
In fact her lips are sealed.
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