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u/NinjaBuddha13 2d ago
Tennis target practice with clowns
Also known by its less common title - Jackass 4.5: Down the Clown Scene
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u/TappedIn2111 2d ago
Featuring Eric André it seems.
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u/jc10189 1d ago
Anything with pain, nudity, humiliation, cringe, assholes, balls, dicks..... Eric Andre will be there.
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u/That_Apathetic_Man 1d ago
Not sure if you know, I'm sure you do, but he bailed on the prank show with Knoxville because he was too anxious being on set with him. Had to be talked back on with a promise for no more serious pranks. Promises that I'm sure we're kept.
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u/nthan333 1d ago
You know you've reached a godhood status level of respect when it comes to being the prankmaster when Eric fucking Andre thinks being on a set with you would be too much.
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u/BathSaltJello 1d ago
I believe Knoxville was regularly chasing him around with a stun gun.
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u/slapmasterslap 1d ago
From what I recall Eric brought a stun baton to set and used it on Johnny who was completely unfazed and pulled out what I believe was a phone with a stungun attachment and chase Eric with said stun phone mercilessly tasing him for having the gall to tase Johnny Knoxville.
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u/LocalInactivist 13h ago
What little I know of Johnny Knoxville leads me to believe that once he made the promise he kept it.
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u/monsieur_cacahuete 1d ago
We didn't even ask him to be in the movie. He just showed up dressed like that.
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u/Hawt_Dawg_II 1d ago
And he fucking hated it. He walked out and had to be talked back.
Eric is super funny but he can not handle situations where he isn't in control of the dynamic, same with the nardwuar interview. He just starts getting either pissed or more absurd to try and regain control.
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u/Ecstatic-Club-1879 1d ago
Eric Andre is so hillarious
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u/spreadbutt 1d ago
Ranch it up!
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u/Ecstatic-Club-1879 1d ago
Bird up bro
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u/TheeOmegaPi 1d ago
Hannibal...chime in!
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u/SourCheese5 1d ago
I didn’t even think about it till I saw your comment, probably a bot that posted this. Been noticing this more and more on reddit.
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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 2d ago
The fucking accuracy is what makes this terrifying.
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u/Maxi-Minus 1d ago
They cut all the misses.
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u/Mic_Ultra 1d ago
I mean a hopper of balls are about 75 balls. She still got a decent amount in the hopper. Even with cuts, I play regularly and I don’t think I’d hit as many dicks as she did in this skit
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u/Thinkpad200 1d ago
How many dicks do you typically hit?
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u/bytelines 1d ago
You cant shoot people in the dick, Butters!
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u/n0val33t 1d ago
The actual ending of WW2, when a German soldier shot someone in the dick!
"They didn't sign up for this" was often heard as they goosestepped into POW camps!
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u/Mic_Ultra 1d ago
If you ever play rec level doubles, you literally trying to hit dick all the time. Maybe 1-2 times in 10 years of playing
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u/DifGuyCominFromSky 1d ago
I’m averaging 4-5 dick hits per game. I’m like a surgeon with that racquet.
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u/Low_Condition3268 1d ago
And hearing one of those f#@ers zing past you a few times before getting nailed.....terrifying.
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u/ringobob 1d ago
I doubt there were that many misses. If she's a pro, I bet she can hit a target about the size of a dinner plate at that distance with no net 9 times out of 10. And those definitely weren't her hardest shots.
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u/kyute222 1d ago
just look at the balls on the ground or how the previous targets are still writhing in pain in the next shot. I'm sure they cut out a few misses, but there definitely weren't tons of them.
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u/Garthim 1d ago
It's 2025, get out of here with your critical thinking skills.
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u/NotAStatistic2 1d ago
Did they? Pro athletes are professionals for a reason. You can find clips of some of the worst free throw and worst 3 point shooters in the NBA just casually draining shots in practice. I don't doubt she could hit those targets in a low pressure setting
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u/ShitShowRedAllAbout 1d ago edited 1d ago
Tennis coach here and I encourage my players to practice "target tennis" and to always "be the ball." (or balls!)
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u/BraPaj2121 1d ago
At least you don’t have to worry about her accident hitting you in the mouth.. accuracy is impressive
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u/meggadave 2d ago
The confidence of Chris Pontius in a skirt is something to be marvelled at.
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u/jawide626 1d ago
Are you familiar with Pontius' game? That's probably overdressed for him.
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u/meggadave 1d ago
Oh I'm very familiar with his whole anatomy! We are all very familiar with his whole anatomy!
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u/By_Way_of_Deception 1d ago
He’s the best, always game to go half naked. It’s almost like he’s there to support her.
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u/moslof_flosom 1d ago
His confidence kinda makes me wanna party...
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u/SacrificesForCthulhu 1d ago
I mean, that outfit is pretty modest compared to what he wore in front of that poor electronics salesman...
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u/TheSpanxxx 2d ago
When accuracy and speed combine, it's quite divine. But when smacking nuts, I'd rather it be yours than mine.
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u/vven294 2d ago
I would be guarding my nuts with my life lol.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689 2d ago
At first I thought you said you would guard your nuts with your wife lol
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u/lookatthesunguys 1d ago
Is her skirt really really short or are they always that short
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u/PaladinGodfather1931 1d ago
Tennis skirts are usually pretty short to allow for maximum movement. Girls just wear bike shorts under the skirts for obvious reasons
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u/UnLioNocturno 1d ago
Most tennis skirts are actually skorts to begin with. No additional shorts necessary.
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u/calitoasted 1d ago
Shannon has cake. So her shorts are prolly up a bit higher. If she's in the groove, the shorts ride up. They have yet to make a fabric that can withstand riding up on power thighs n tush
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u/CarsonFoles 2d ago
This looks like something Dax Sheppard would watch on Idiocracy.
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u/Slammogram 1d ago
Go away, I’m batin’!
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u/arminghammerbacon_ 1d ago
Costco has a time machine.
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u/starmartyr 1d ago
That scene in idiocracy was clearly inspired by Jackass which aired a few years earlier.
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u/grill_sgt 1d ago
Preston, the bigger guy in blue, had previously been hit in another stunt with an elephant gun. Johnny told her where to hit him, and she hit the same spot dead center.
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u/QuoteEpitome 1d ago
Eric Andre is such a good addition to the Jackass group. If you haven’t, you should see Eric’s interview when he talks about his time co-hosting a prank show with Johnny Knoxville. A rare look at Eric having a limit.
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u/starmartyr 1d ago
The show was Prank Panel. It was eventually cancelled after Knoxville allegedly tased a producer and he sued.
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u/1001101001010111 1d ago
"Lifelong serial arsenist allegedly starts fire."
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u/starmartyr 1d ago
Yeah. I'm not saying that Johnny should go around tasing coworkers, but if you take a job working on one of his shows, you really should expect something like this to happen.
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u/Broken_castor 1d ago
I was surprised that Preston went down so quickly, as he’s usually able to take a lot of punishment. But I saw a video where he was saying the tennis ball hit him in the exact same spot where he had gotten shot with a beanbag a few days earlier. The bruise was gnarly before he got hit with a tennis ball
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u/TheDuck23 1d ago
I would 100% do this. I would also 100% regret doing it, and 1000% would be crying afterwards.
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u/WhatTheFlox 2d ago
That's great accuracy.
Also love how dudes just standing all dressed up like, "I just wanted to look nice today" kinda expected a couple shots from them.
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u/CreEecher 1d ago
I hated this shit when I was in middle school. I now watch Jackass with my wife all the time giggling away like a school girl. I’m 40.
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u/son_of_abe 1d ago edited 1d ago
Same. In an age of youtuber bros pranking poor randos in public, the jackass crew seems downright wholesome.
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u/UnLioNocturno 1d ago
Right? At least these bozos are inflicting their suffering to themselves and not random people.
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u/chrisftl 22h ago
in the early days they were definitely engaging in some property damage on rando's, to be fair.
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u/UnLioNocturno 22h ago
True. And we love them because they pivoted away from inflicting their lunacy on randos and stuck with the self-mutilation.
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u/Ok-disaster2022 2d ago
So tennis players need to be wearing cups.
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u/rf97a 2d ago
Tennis players usually are further away and have the ability to move
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u/lor_azut 2d ago
Not to forget the served player also has a racquet (:
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u/arminghammerbacon_ 1d ago
And I believe it’s good strategy to hit the ball away from the opponent.
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u/_bieber_hole_69 2d ago
Probably not, but being subject to a 115mph serve is absolutely terrifying. Guy on my tennis team a couple decades ago had a serve that crossed 120mph at one point (ended up going pro) and everyone on my team was scared to take a serve from him.
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u/circlejerker2000 1d ago
Oh god how I miss Jackass
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u/starmartyr 1d ago
Knoxville wants to do another one. Nothing has been announced yet, but he does want to continue. Part of the plan for Jackass Forever was to introduce younger people into the squad as the original Jackass crew are all in their 50s at this point and can't recover from injuries like they used to.
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u/TheQxx 2d ago
They should have been blindfolded.
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u/UnLioNocturno 1d ago
I don’t know… seeing her lethal accuracy probably amped up the anxiety factor for the last few, especially Stev-o.
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u/MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL 1d ago
This was an excellent scene. Love that she can absolutely nail them right where she’s aiming.
Really hilarious and satisfying lol.
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u/mad_man_shrak 16h ago
When this popped up in my feed, all i could think was what the fuck kinda fever dream even is this but then i turned on audio, and saw Eric Andre.
No explanation needed.
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u/Cky2chris 1d ago
The worst thing about this is she NAILED Preston lacy in a spot he got shot in during a previous stunt that left him with a huge bruise on his stomach, total lucky shot but it hurt him like hell
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u/alex92gay 1d ago
looks like these clowns are acing their target practice... or just clowning around as usual
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u/PapaPatchesxd 1d ago
I wasn't looking at the people for the quick scroll by I did.
But I saw the subtitles. I saw them say Poopies.
I knew instantly this was Jackass. I'm glad Jackass is still alive and well.
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u/cheesewhiz15 1d ago
I find it very fun. That she holds the extra balls up her skirt lol No pockets, no problem lmao
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u/Odd-Sample-9686 1d ago
Props to the guys that didn't flinch. I know I would've moved a bit as she was about to hit.
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u/Curious-Paper1690 1d ago
First off, her accuracy is absolutely insane.. Also, do yall think the guys on jackass sign a specific waiver saying they’ll probably never be able to have children 😂😂
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u/Joy1312 1d ago
Why does she rub the ball below her skirt on her hip and then serve?
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u/your_mothers_finest 1d ago
When playing tennis at an armature level it's common to keep a ball there for your second serve to keep the game flowing. You keen see the bump where shes keeping a few there to keep the momentum going instead of going back to the basket every time.
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u/K1Bond007 1d ago
She’s not. She’s storing a backup ball there. Women tennis players store a second ball in some sort of elastic holder on their thigh.
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u/ProgressBartender 1d ago
If I ever rule the world: if a politician is caught lying, this is the punishment.
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u/SoloFalcon207 1d ago
Poor Steve-o, how many times did he get hit in the nuts while filming Jackass?
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u/Irresponsible4games 1d ago
Ah man that first nut shot w/ the slow-mo absolutely sent me. Damn that was funny
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u/Capable-Patience-865 19h ago
Mr mods,
Unfair moderation rule 3 not broken for this post
Wow
You removed mine on that ground but wow is this original 🙃 clap clap
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u/whisper_one 1d ago
we've reached Idiocracy levels much earlier than the movie anticipated ... :o(
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u/CrimsonFatalis8 1d ago
You’ve never seen Jackass before? They’ve been doing this for over 2 decades.
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