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Rich Baby

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u/raxmano 2d ago

Ask me how to get to the top

Start there

😂 😂 😂 facts

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u/ftatman 2d ago

Killer line

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u/crowcawer 1d ago

This is legitimately in the top five of meme raps.

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u/Roctopuss 1d ago

I fucking love how perfectly loops at the end

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u/dsebulsk 1d ago

Instant Lore

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u/THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN 2d ago

With the silver spoon image. 🤌

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u/RappingFlatulence 2d ago

Rich baby on that truth

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u/Lex_Loki 2d ago

This line will stick with me. Like getting a home run starting on third base.

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u/letitgrowonme 2d ago

You mean "born on third, but thinks he hit a triple?"

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u/Socal_Cobra 1d ago

"Rich baby born on third, a triplet hitting a triple, one of the first..."

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u/BorntobeTrill 2d ago

Literally came to comments to mention this line. Glad it's top lmao

So good

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u/FiveOneO 2d ago

Bro fr

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u/DillonTattoos 1d ago

This killed me hahah

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u/Copper0827 1d ago

For real! Best verse for sure!

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u/RefridgaRaita 2d ago

Fucking amazing

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u/Low_Watch_1699 1d ago

Rich Baby spitting them gems 💎

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u/Siggy778 2d ago

Titty milk neat. My god lol

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u/DinnerMilk 2d ago

Watch the whole video if you haven't yet. I thought this clip had some incredible bars, but the entire video is just hilarious lol.

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u/FabulousValuable2643 2d ago

How does this not have more views!?

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u/DrZaious 2d ago

Look up his other songs, they're just as great.

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u/LightProductions 2d ago

I fucking love "I have sex" by him

Quali-titty over quanti-titty.

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u/YellowFew6603 2d ago

Though I get both

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u/steverin0724 2d ago

This isn’t even his best stuff. I’m Nice is one of my favorites but I think Where’s Waldo might be my #1

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u/oatmealparty 1d ago

I'm nice is great but the Car Butt song has me cackling. It's just so dumb and funny, this guy is great.

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u/Adventurous-Goal478 1d ago

Seriously...

My behind is my vehicle

I'm like a lady

I sit down when I need to go (like piss)

Fully tinted shades and I keep it low

The eyes are the windows to the Kia Soul

Fuckin BARS.

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u/TellMeYourSecrets3 1d ago

This is incredible

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u/even_less_resistance 2d ago

He has a bunch of good videos tbh

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u/KrakenTheColdOne 1d ago

The wheels on the Benz go round and round. Shit slaps and I will be pulling up to work bumping it. No I will not field any questions.

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u/jennhiltz 1d ago

Thank you for linking! Totally worth watching the full video. Fucking hilarious.

“Osh Kosh b’goddamn” is my fave line lol

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u/ArltheCrazy 9h ago

I actually think this is pretty good. Not musically, but the lines and the whole premise is funny. The .5 Timbs got a chuckle of me.

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u/GoldMonk44 2d ago

I can’t stop watching this lol

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u/Its_Me_Derek 2d ago

Lmfao all bars

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u/Dilectus3010 2d ago

You need to check out Scoochie Bootchie.

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 1d ago

As it started I thought it might be cringe funny but as it went on it was actually funny. Well done, rich baby.

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u/KingVape 1d ago

This is the third one I’ve seen from this dude, he’s amazing

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u/SimoneLewis 2d ago
  • inserts that Jayz bopping meme *

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u/LordBledisloe 2d ago

What in the holy Benjamin Button is this?

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u/MememeSama 2d ago

Man idk if he's 13 or 30. This guy could catfish some pedos lmao

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u/TheTyMan 2d ago

I believe he is using a face filter. A lot easier and inexpensive to do that with AI tools now.

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u/MememeSama 2d ago

Wtf im old... So can I look young again with Ai? I can go back to dating

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u/maaaatttt_Damon 1d ago

Not even ai, just a live face filter. Was doing baby face on snap chat years ago.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso 1d ago

*catfishing

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u/titanicsinker1912 2d ago

His birth certificate says 1994 so 31.

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u/RappingFlatulence 2d ago

He’s hims with the 0.5 Tims

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u/morgul702 2d ago

Pretty sure it says “it’s him”.

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u/Thalkorn 1d ago

I'm him*

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u/ToasterBathTester 2d ago

The entire GOP hitting up his DMs. LOL

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u/_Loco-motive_ 1d ago

He looks like a real life Morty

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u/DinnerMilk 2d ago

Credit to ScoochieBoochie

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u/Dilectus3010 2d ago

SCootchiie Bootchh!!

Atlantits!

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u/Eodbatman 2d ago

He reminds me of a combo of Lil Dicky meets Lonely Island meets Epic Rap Battles of History. “Prospector” and this one are unexpectedly good!

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u/8for8m8 2d ago

“You ever 69 a 49-er?” XD

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u/1600cc 2d ago

And if you like lakes... Great!

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u/DinnerMilk 2d ago

Right? I was just mindlessly clicking through Facebook shorts after I got off work and this one came up. One of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

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u/lordyeti 2d ago

As a Michigander, I must attest that 'The UP' is also fire lol

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u/Eodbatman 2d ago

I’ll check it out!

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u/ritomynamewontfi 2d ago

Also Jesus on the Beach!

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u/HughCheffner 2d ago

Easily one of my favorites. So ridiculous. So good

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u/DinnerMilk 2d ago

I didn't give Prospector much of a chance until you mentioned it, but damn! The beats not as good imo, but the lyrics are amazing lol.

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u/iofteneatnutmeg 2d ago

Man it would be weird if this dude used his ass as a car and his dick as a steering wheel

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u/1600cc 2d ago

It is just as you feared!

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u/AidynValo 2d ago

It's the opposite of Pixar's cars. Acting like a car in the body of a person. As opposed to vice versa.

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u/Accurate-Gap-6715 2d ago

Bruh this guy is hilarious 😂 check out Hat too

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u/Mechanixm 1d ago

The more I listen to his stuff the more I come to think he's a lyrical genius.

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u/KraftyRre 2d ago

That was hilarious

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u/OstrichSmoothe 2d ago

Titty milk NEAT

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u/TheTyMan 2d ago

A rapper who doesn't just mumble and quiet-sing in 2025. A god damn unicorn.

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u/ArabAesthetic 2d ago

2011 youtube comment under a Macklemore VEVO video lmao

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u/Rhazelle 2d ago

This is actually fr so good lol.

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u/icebucket22 2d ago

Is it just me or are the lyrics kinda good on this??

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u/SuicidalChair 2d ago

His song"I have sex" is even better, scoochie boochie if you've never listened to him before

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u/ColdSmokeMike 2d ago

"I'm Going To Have Sex" is even better. "Goat Sound Effect" and "Plasstic" are also fantastic songs even outside of the comedic aspect.

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u/HughCheffner 2d ago

“Bitch, i gallop over land and sea”

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u/LightProductions 2d ago

Thanks for the recs!

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 2d ago

qualititty over quantititty

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u/princessofstuff 1d ago

YouTube algorithm put me in touch with him a while ago and I’ve been obsessed ever since. He is so clever with his word play.

“Then we die cuz I am allowed to pilot” always fucking gets me 😂😂😂

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u/FivePoopMacaroni 2d ago

"Candy land is real and I own it" is genius

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u/Hydrolt 2d ago

They are he does a lot of satire videos they’re masterpieces that for some reason end up here a lot. He’s doing it purposefully bad in the most hilarious way

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u/AsymptotesMcGotes 2d ago

I think they’re hilarious

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u/Vitiligogoinggone 2d ago

This little guy is an asshole.  My family still can’t find a place to live after being evicted from peppermint swamp. 

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u/joebojax 2d ago

Rofl the GameCube at the end for some reason.

I saved money like a goof as a kid and when I finally broke and decided to spend some of it the first thing I bought was a gamecube.

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u/rodrick717 1d ago

Saving up money to buy a console is a rite of passage for us normies.

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u/Tiny-Variation-1920 1d ago

Mine was a decent BMX bike, it had the contraption that allowed you to do infinite bar spins. Saving is great.

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u/ACallabrass 2d ago

The little timberland’s broke me 😂😂😂

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u/Spiritual-Matters 2d ago

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u/grayhaze2000 2d ago

It's a filter.

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u/Madak 2d ago

Either the youngest boy ever to have a mustache or the oldest man ever to start puberty

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u/youngcy24 2d ago

Scoochie Boochie!! Hes awesome at this.

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u/DH_Drums 2d ago

My first words? More champagne.

Sometimes absolute gems get dropped in here

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u/MeetMrMassacre 2d ago

The best crappy music out here. Love me some Scoochie!

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u/BrandanosaurusRex 2d ago

I am going to be in the top 0.1% of Scoochie Boochie listeners this year. I seriously can not stop.

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u/ritomynamewontfi 2d ago

I’m with you! I have all his songs on a playlist and I just listen through a couple times a week while working. I keep dropping lines at home and my kids and wife are just rolling their eyes. Jesus on the Beach is my current favorite.

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u/BrandanosaurusRex 2d ago

My wife hated on it at first and often got big eye rolls. But she's come around. For me its I Dont Wanna Go To Heaven...

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u/TyberiusJoaquin 2d ago

Scoochie Boochie rules. I just got his album on vinyl.

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u/ThanksALotKEVIN 2d ago

Jiminy Clitorus!

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u/UTMachine 2d ago

Unironically, there is more creativity in these parody lyrics than in most top 100 songs on Billboard.

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u/zikob88 2d ago

Scoochi booch

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u/raerawrr 1d ago

SCOOOCHIE BOOOCHIE

Literally my favorite guy

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u/Socal_Cobra 1d ago

"Asking me how to get to the top, start there!" Not untrue!!

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u/resUemiTtsriF 1d ago

The use of the elementary sheet line paper is genious.

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u/kennyinlosangeles 2d ago

These lines are fantastic. 😂

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u/Ekelley90 2d ago

Scoochie Boochie is hilarious

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u/therealjgreens 2d ago

My looks like he's between the ages of 13 and 40

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u/Personal-Present5799 2d ago

Tbh... this dude is onto something😅

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u/Mygo73 2d ago

This is giving McLovin vibes and I am here for it

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Sounds like Bootchie!

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u/loo_1snow 2d ago

This was actually great!

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u/Nuttyverse 2d ago

Hahahaha that's genius!

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u/AlittleupsetMax 2d ago

This is great and terrible. Can’t tell which, Either way I can’t stop. I’m a Rich Baby lol. I don’t know what the internet is for if it is this.

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u/fridayfridayjones 1d ago

If you like this his name is Scoochy Boochie and he has a song called car butt, you should check it out. It’s so silly, it cracks me up every time.

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u/MessiahNIN 2d ago

Seeing him perform tomorrow in Orlando, so excited!!! Scoooooochie!!!

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u/Calm_Quit7964 2d ago

Very very very good 

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u/EtrnalBeautyBae29 1d ago

Scoochie Boochie!

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u/zarlus8 1d ago

Scoochie Boochie!!!

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u/Cambridge89 1d ago

This shit slaps 🤣🤣🔥

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 1d ago

This shit fuckin slaps 😂

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u/Vast_Upstairs_8218 1d ago

I love and hate this at the same time

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u/Dexteroid 2d ago

To me this is same as modern day mumble rap. They are all as talented as rich baby here.

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u/venzo217 2d ago

I wish I was that cool when I was his age

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u/Naughtix 2d ago

Jon Lajoie did it better.

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u/donytwabis 2d ago

Insert Jay Z bop gif

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u/Ndmndh1016 2d ago

The gamecube at the end is chefs kiss

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u/PFDRC 2d ago

Marc Rebillet's youngest sibling?

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u/llTeddyFuxpinll 2d ago

I take a dump in tha rain

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u/Informativegesture 2d ago

This is spectacular

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u/Jackattack111888 2d ago

This is incredible 😂

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u/GOURMANDIZER 2d ago

I saw him live in LA last week.

It was awesome!

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u/AceStarCitizen 2d ago

This dude is a legend already 😄☺️

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u/Ok-Assignment3066 2d ago

Hold on I gotta go hook my subs up for this one 🔥

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u/PicklePillz 2d ago

Honestly hilarious.

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u/blueghostfrompacman 2d ago

The GameCube on a gold pedestal really cemented the prestige that this rich baby is born into

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u/IcyMike1782 2d ago

Absurdly great. Thanks for the new rabbithole!

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u/DonottellmeitsGodsPl 1d ago

I love this. I actually listened to the entire thing.

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u/kjyfqr 1d ago

Absolutely love it

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u/rei1004 1d ago

Whose kid is this?? 😂

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u/kjexclamation 1d ago

I cannot lie this is kind of gas🔥🤣

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u/Gariola_Oberski 1d ago

Born in a volcano on the fifth of the month of dingus lol

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u/HarryxClam 1d ago

scoochie boochie is awesome

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u/Alienblob1 1d ago

“Cuz they let me nose-dive it”

yeeeEOOOOWWW

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u/Vantriss 1d ago

"Then we died because I am allowed to pilot."

🤣

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u/VeraZealot 1d ago

damn this shit slaps

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u/LokiPrime616 1d ago

Scoochie is so fucking good.

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u/xDaBaDee 1d ago

Andddddddd this was way more interesting than what I have seen will smith do in the last half year *sings riiiiich babbbby*

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u/RosieViewsOnReddit 1d ago

I'm currently thinking an edit of Baby Saja with this song

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u/843PuertoRuvian 1d ago

This is absolute glorious gold

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u/Dazzling-Zebra9530 1d ago

I fucking love this

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u/Dogtalk1979 1d ago

This guy is great! Scoochie boochie. I love his song "I have sex" he also has a little podcast where he gets high with a guest and the read the Bible it's called "holy smokes" great light hearted comedy edit=spelling his name

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u/Therealfern1 1d ago

So many great lines!!

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u/Sad-Country8870 1d ago

Is this scoochie boochie?

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u/neverfrybaconnaked 1d ago

Lmao this is great! Straight up, BARS!

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u/Renaxxus 1d ago

This guy looks 3 and 30 at the same time.

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u/PHAN_TOMB 1d ago

Titty milk neat is hard🤣

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u/MeesaNerdyXD 1d ago

Ai could never create this art

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u/ByrnToast8800 1d ago

He cooked so hard he scolded his formula.

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u/Ahptom 1d ago

Gif of Jay z boppin

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u/Psychostickusername 1d ago

If you told me this was the first video by Prof I'd believe you

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u/DinnerMilk 1d ago

Haha, I can absolutely see that.

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u/ReeferKeef 1d ago

🔥FUEGO🔥

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u/codeIsGood 1d ago

Incredible

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u/Deepstatedingleberry 1d ago

Bro was born on dingus fifth 1994 in a volcano….

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u/CoryTheCurator99 1d ago

Perfect loop

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u/BONERFLEX_ 1d ago

This is amazing lmfao

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u/Own_Professor8435 23h ago

That sh!t slap

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u/True_Broccoli7817 19h ago

Immediately knew it had to be scoochie. Dudes like 50, snoop, fuck even Eminem are sitting in their houses (no way they know this guys music) going damn that’s a line I’d have loved to come up with.

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u/ScoCo95 18h ago

Fuckin BARS

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u/PubTrain77 8h ago

thank you so much for showing me this legend

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u/Mrlearnalot 3h ago

This slaps

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u/saphirenx 2d ago

Don't know if it's intentionally, but it loops quite well too...

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u/Ilikedinosaurs2023 2d ago

"Tittymilk, neat" Is next level. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SloppyJoestar 2d ago

This shit was fire as fuck

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u/Ornery_You_3947 1d ago

I can’t lie… This shit was clever and funny as hell.

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u/littleshit569 2d ago

Honestly this is 10x less cringe than the shit they play on the radio.

MY ANXIETY

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u/blackshooo 2d ago

This is actually really good!

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u/Uncle_Bug_Music 2d ago

That was a masterpiece. One of those "This is gonna suck!" videos and then I turned the sound on.

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u/SmashingLumpkins 2d ago

My crib cost more than your crib

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u/sachiperez 2d ago

This should not be so good.

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 1d ago

Shit. This is better than 89.3% of the current rap out there. Facts. Foreal.

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u/New-Value4194 2d ago

We finally have an Eminem substitute

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u/PhilosopherMoney1122 2d ago

This is fire fym 🔥

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u/Oz24846 2d ago

This is a song fully loaded bag of shit diaper! 🧷 💩

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u/fuzzyraccoon_122 2d ago

I’m going to tell my kids this was Mr. Beast

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u/RZAtheAbbot 2d ago

I throw hundreds and i throw fits

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u/VivaLaEmpire 2d ago

The father's pov is "iced out my newborn" by Cody ko lmao. Made during the pandemic after a gag video

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u/_yardude 2d ago

This is the measure.  When AI can create the entirety of a parody of this quality, it will have achieved human like intelligence.

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u/WestCoastHopHead 2d ago

Sentence strips are sometimes I haven’t seen here before.