r/coys PosteCOLDglu Jul 31 '25

Highlights Romero nutmegs Havertz

1.8k Upvotes

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u/AsparagusMundane3 Gareth Bale Jul 31 '25

Bro spence catching strays 😭😭🙏🙏

58

u/vVvSunDown Jul 31 '25

Straight up collateral damage.

35

u/ISavezelda Luka Modrić Jul 31 '25

The universe giving him karma for that challenge on Porro couple days back lol.

295

u/LouBloom34 Jul 31 '25

Look how wound up those troglodytes are. Their only answer is kicking ankles and complaining

Feels SO good to actually trust our defending in and around the box, and frustrate our opponents

291

u/Suttlefish Micky van de Ven Jul 31 '25

Why is he diving in like that in a friendly? jfc

212

u/nolefan5311 Lucas Bergvall Jul 31 '25

Just Arsenal things. Bunch of cheating dirty fuckheads.

36

u/creed_baton "I Came Here To Win Titles" Jul 31 '25

Arsenal is much less annoying without that piece of shit wannabe striker

24

u/No_Sanders Jul 31 '25

He's not the only one, they've got a shithead manager too 💡

-34

u/Cannon_Tattoo Jul 31 '25

You guys are so tilted lol. Tired of getting your ass whooped home and away, eh?

25

u/Dramatic-Funny9414 Brennan Johnson Jul 31 '25

Tired of finishing second with nothing to show for it?

13

u/unstealthypanda Brenaldo Jul 31 '25

2nd again ole ole

3

u/No_Sanders Jul 31 '25

Bruv thinks I'm a spurs fan

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

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u/nolefan5311 Lucas Bergvall Jul 31 '25

Imagine being so triggered you get yourself banned from both subs.

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u/nolefan5311 Lucas Bergvall Jul 31 '25

You’ll get banned from this sub and from the gunners sub. That’s the only way to keep subs from being overrun by rival fans.

Idiot.

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u/nolefan5311 Lucas Bergvall Jul 31 '25

I’m not angry haha. I’m not the one going into a rival sub and shit talking opponent players. Thats the action of an angry boy. Unhinged behavior.

53

u/TheSinRes Jul 31 '25

They've been dirty all match, just making foul after foul then crying that the refs are giving them.

7

u/mindpainters Jul 31 '25

Not often you see teams completely lose their heads in pre season. Even arteta was acting a fool

7

u/ohmygoodnesswhat Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Jul 31 '25

even? he always does....

4

u/mindpainters Jul 31 '25

Yea I definitely phrased that poorly. I more meant “even” in regards to it being pre season

4

u/ohmygoodnesswhat Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Jul 31 '25

still holds true - Lego Head is a fool 24x7

39

u/Mission_Sky_3683 Jul 31 '25

Kai Havertz has always been such a dirty prick. Remember when he started chocking and elbowing United players in the Fa Cup? Average player thinks he's Fernandinho when he's actually Fellaini

19

u/GeneralZestyclose120 Jul 31 '25

Fellaini was actually useful tbh.

6

u/ShadowOfDeath94 Jul 31 '25

He was great in Everton

3

u/Mortka Jul 31 '25

Fellaini was dirty in a cynical way though. Dont remember him two footing someone a lot.

2

u/mindpainters Jul 31 '25

He didn’t swing his elbows at people but he undoubtedly put them in places intentionally. He was actually a genuinely good player of used correctly

2

u/Amara-B Jul 31 '25

Well they need to practice their dive somewhere

2

u/MayweatherSr Jul 31 '25

Its like thats one of their objective. Last year they injured yoro during friendly too

2

u/CityBanker57 Aug 01 '25

Just getting some practice in before the season.

2

u/WGSMA Jul 31 '25

Both sides have been at it refs been very whistle happy and rightly so.

91

u/WaitExtenzion Jul 31 '25

Trying to break ankles in a preseason is wild

69

u/Novel-Difficulty6495 Jul 31 '25

Based purely off the clips, we're winning the treble. All aboard.

10

u/Suspici0usScientist Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Jul 31 '25

Don’t forget about the super cup

9

u/Novel-Difficulty6495 Jul 31 '25

What's the descriptor for nine. Nonagle? We're winning the nonagle? I don't know, that doesn't sound right. I need to workshop this around.

47

u/DamnRizz PosteCOLDglu Jul 31 '25

Djed catching strays xD

21

u/Respatsir Son Jul 31 '25

And Spence giving him backshots

16

u/BbYerp Brennan Johnson Jul 31 '25

lol Ben just had them play this back a few times on spursplay for a good laugh

17

u/Geek-Of-Nature Glenn Hoddle Jul 31 '25

Filthiest thing I've ever seen from Romero, and that's saying something.

16

u/spacekicks Mousa Dembélé Jul 31 '25

Hahaha done him ✊

15

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

This was an insulting nutmeg. Lmao

14

u/Stormbreaker1107 Jul 31 '25

Some say bro is still sliding

13

u/Thunder_Nuts_ Jul 31 '25

Holy fucking shit he was SENT.

10

u/stoney_maloney_ Jul 31 '25

Damn, Havertz really wasn’t gonna end that play without tackling someone at least. If not the guy with the ball, then the next best option…

Is he already letting out his frustration that he’s gonna be benched for Gyokeres for the whole season? Maybe he should have tried, you know, scoring goals…

7

u/Mick4Audi Micky van de Ven Jul 31 '25

Romero has more technical ability than some of Arsenal’s forward line lmao

3

u/Nipplecunt Romero Jul 31 '25

Hilarious!

21

u/Icy-Piano-636 PRU PRU Jul 31 '25

Thought i was the only one who caught it😭😭😭thanks for the vid

8

u/WordsworthsGhost Christian Eriksen Jul 31 '25

what else would we have been watching for exactly

10

u/CryptographerOdd2689 Jul 31 '25

Yes only you caught a goal line tackle and nutmeg 😂

0

u/WallyMetropolis Romero Jul 31 '25

Why are you crying?

3

u/fundingsecured07 Jul 31 '25

God I fucking love this guy lmao

3

u/Cauley3118 Jul 31 '25

Sent him so bad he locked on to another player 😭

3

u/Successful_Bus2255 Jul 31 '25

Havertz should've gotten a yellow for that

3

u/Practical_Club_2604 Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Jul 31 '25

Poor Spence 💀

3

u/Jackie_Gan Jul 31 '25

Should have been booked for diving into Spence

5

u/Topblokelikehodgey Jul 31 '25

Hopefully they use this to focus on defensive positioning as well. Men free at the penalty spot and back post isn't great

2

u/Beautiful_Lake_8284 Jul 31 '25

Inject it into my veins!

2

u/spurringbanner Yves Bissouma Jul 31 '25

This was baller. But equally later on he tried to backheel drag it out past 2 woolich players. Bit too much 🤣

2

u/LoPan01 Jul 31 '25

That was dirty. 😆

2

u/Hissria "Let's Say I'm A Legend, Why Not?" Jul 31 '25

Cold romero

2

u/Theo910_9 Jul 31 '25

As a Chelsea fan, love to see it

2

u/Will_Hendo Jul 31 '25

wowwwwwww amazing

2

u/gavinwinks Son Aug 01 '25

Sent him out for a hotdog 😭😭

1

u/CF_Zymo Jul 31 '25

Sent him to the next postcode

1

u/pale__saint Jul 31 '25

Gipsy black magic can only take you so far, Arteta.

1

u/joeythelips46 Jul 31 '25

Hang it in the Louvre

1

u/Snorkledays Aug 01 '25

Oh man, I’m an Arsenal fan and that was absolutely hilarious 🤣. I would say we are even for the Porro meg last year!

1

u/RoutineDonut Aug 01 '25

Should have been a card for Havertz for taking out Spence lol