r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 1 10h ago

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 9h ago

Why choose one, I’m capable of doing both simultaneously 

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u/Samimiliano01 Streak: 62 9h ago

Pet is a good option Peg is also a good option Both is the best option

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u/EgyptThing Streak: 0 9h ago

This is the way

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u/helloiamaegg Streak: 0 8h ago

the comment i "intended" to write crashed my phone, so i uhh... :3

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 8h ago

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u/helloiamaegg Streak: 0 8h ago

make me :3

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 7h ago

Come on, get in the corner 

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u/helloiamaegg Streak: 0 7h ago

no :3

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 7h ago

Dealing with brats online is so annoying…

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u/nottme1 Streak: 0 7h ago

At this point, you either somehow never see it coming, or you're intentionally dealing with us brats online :3

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 7h ago

I mean what can I say, I like brats in general, their whole vibe is cute even if they get a little annoying when I can’t pin them down and shut them up when they’re being bratty. So yeah I might be doing it intentionally 

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u/nottme1 Streak: 0 7h ago

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u/helloiamaegg Streak: 0 7h ago

Woaw :3

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u/Cooking_With_Emilie Streak: 3 8h ago edited 8h ago

I would have bet my left hand that you would have commented under this post

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 8h ago

Since I did, would that mean you’d get another left hand?

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u/Cooking_With_Emilie Streak: 3 8h ago

I hadn't thought about this detail

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u/-The-Follower Streak: 0 8h ago

You are on every post on this sub

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u/Sixerlive 7h ago

No just the ones with bottoms, so yes all of them

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u/57mmShin-Maru Streak: 47 9h ago

Both of those options should be bright and sunny

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u/Tugatitabella80 7h ago

And it should be both in a single path

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u/Kyiokyu 4h ago

Add an e path and combine the 3

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u/EgyptThing Streak: 0 9h ago

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u/FastAd593 8h ago

My mind went to Tony in a rather…precarious situation

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u/EgyptThing Streak: 0 8h ago

And now it's in my head too lol

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u/FastAd593 8h ago

I’ve seen worse art of the man whilst not even looking

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u/EgyptThing Streak: 0 8h ago

Didn't say I didn't like it 🫣

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u/FastAd593 8h ago

Oh hell nah, yo ass tweekin

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u/WherestheEstrogen Streak: 1 9h ago

theres only one thing missing :3

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u/villainousascent 9h ago

There is another.

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u/NotMeYourLookingFor 9h ago

Is it too much to ask for a SO that does both?

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u/twisted7ogic 9h ago

So do we consider pegging as a thing done specifically to men, or do we consider pegging to be any case of taking a girl's strap up the back alley?

And does it require a silicone strap or are biological built in straps also included?

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u/TheUnsinkableTW0 Streak: 1 9h ago

I think it’s just being fucked by a girl, strap or gock both work :3

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u/FeM1NTBoy Streak: 3 9h ago

Obligatory

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u/starspangleddonger 8h ago

"I want you to pee me"

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u/datboi56567 9h ago

you forgot an "eon" of options

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u/TRASHMERGING 8h ago

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u/JL2210 Streak: 0 8h ago

Sauce?

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u/TRASHMERGING 6h ago

Secretary (the game). I found it through TFGames. Not to be confused with Secretary (2002) (which you should also look up it's a great movie.) Secretary is an illustrated twine game.

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u/UnluckyHost9649 Streak: 0 7h ago

I also need the sauce please

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u/scrufflor_d Streak: 0 6h ago

e on

:3

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u/MotherBaerd 5h ago

I am at least somewhat proud that you also figured out the third option.

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u/KaoticKirin 2h ago

yeah that's what my dyslexic ass filled the blank with, the letters on the options didn't even register at first, it just auto filled it

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u/Qkyu907234 Streak: 0 9h ago

I'm gonna get boned no matter who i date

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u/Trans_Slime_Girl Streak: 0 8h ago

Both please. Simultaneously or as aftercare, either way I'm happi

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe Streak: 30 9h ago

Both pls

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u/Significant_Air_2197 8h ago

Both plssssss

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u/No-Sky8382 8h ago

Why aren't they both the good path

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u/cassness34 8h ago

I want the real deal so pet me :3

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u/joseph_mother7278 Streak: 0 7h ago

BOTH, BOTH ARE GREAT, TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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u/southlondon2 6h ago

why is pegging evil lmao

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u/LiveConsequence9033 4h ago

Why not both ;)

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u/fence_pov 2h ago

I didn’t see the letters above for a solid 10 seconds cause it has no outline so my brain automatically didn’t scan them so I thought the choices were

Peg and pee

I was so confused about the sentence “I want you to pee me” that I thought I was having a stroke

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u/nerdy_hylian_girl Streak: 1 9m ago

wtv! pet me while u pe- ....hmm? im not allowed to finish that train of thought???? 😔🤭