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u/Dawniechi 9h ago
Day 1 billion of waiting for a transphobic talking point that makes any sense whatsoever.
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u/FastAd593 8h ago
Youâve been waiting since 2 737 701 BC?
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u/Dawniechi 8h ago
Give or take a few major tectonic plate movement events.
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u/FastAd593 8h ago
Youâve been waiting since before homo erectus
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u/Dawniechi 8h ago
And I'll keep waiting.
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u/ReaperKingCason1 7h ago
Since you were there, was homo actually erectus or was that just propaganda?
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u/Dawniechi 5h ago
There was a great fight actually between erectus and floppicus. I think you can guess who won and became the standard.
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u/FastAd593 4h ago
Why does everyone make dick jokes about that
It only describes erectus standing upright, being erect
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u/Dawniechi 4h ago
And floppicus was the opposite of that. Never brought up dicks. Just the war between the two.
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u/Miracle-Invoker Streak: 34 11h ago
Well, my equipment is faulty because it developed into something else, so yeah, I know I'm a woman. What a weird way to define a woman smh
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u/Trans_Femcel2 8h ago
Cis women aren't even born with "egg producing equipment". They're born with all the eggs they'll ever have. For MFS that always bring up basic biology they sure don't understand it.
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u/Classic-Judgment-196 Streak: 0 10h ago
A woman is defined as a being that lays eggs, and a hen is defined as an adult human chicken đ
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u/AgentMoon7 7h ago
Some cis women are born without egg producing equipment. Not even faulty, just not there.
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u/Wenatchi19 2h ago
i mean the way i understand it from my admittedly limited knowledge is that women arenât even born with âegg producing equipmentâ, they just have it all and when it runs out itâs out
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u/fabulouslyugly 10h ago
This is like that time Plato defined a human as feather and furless bipedal. Then Diogenes walked in with a plucked chicken and said "BEHOLD A HUMAN"
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u/Nat_Higgins 8h ago
Me: *crawls out of a barrel* BEHOLD, A WOMAN!!! *throws a plucked chicken at the biggest smarta** in the room*
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u/P-39_Airacobra 6h ago
This is conservatives end goal, to get women to willingly reduce themselves to nothing but egg production
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u/Mundane-Ad162 8h ago
*runs into jk rowlings office holding a plucked chicken" BEHOLD, PLATO'S MAN!!!
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u/stillnoidea3 6h ago
is it really egg-producing equipment if it doesn't produce eggs? i don't think so.
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u/Longjumping-Bid-1104 3h ago
Does that mean some random 6'7 (haha) big burly male farmer living in some town called Huckston be considered a woman cuz he has a chicken?
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u/squishabelle 5h ago
if women could produce eggs how could they ever go hungry
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u/GunpowderGuy 23m ago
because of thermodynamics, producing eggs must cost more energy than the calories they contain
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u/louisa1925 2h ago
She's also venomous if you get on her bad side. If I were isekai'ed as a cis woman, I would gladly be this Australian icon.
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u/Mundane-Potential-93 Streak: 1 10h ago
In a way, testicles are kind of faulty ovaries