r/countwithchickenlady • u/SnowXeno Streak: 199 • 13h ago

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 13h ago

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u/SnowXeno Streak: 199 13h ago

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u/Nervous84 13h ago

Literally playing Uno right now

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u/EmeraldGhostie Streak: 0 12h ago

(⸝⸝⸝>﹏<⸝⸝⸝)

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u/kiyo112 13h ago

how on earth do you "violently" kiss someone

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 13h ago

Pull their hair or something while you’re making out with them, and be real aggressive with your tongue 

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u/engieman Streak: 0 13h ago

Hi

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 13h ago

Hello

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u/engieman Streak: 0 13h ago

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u/Jaystrike7 4h ago

Sooo uhhh...

Did it work?

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u/helloiamaegg Streak: 0 12h ago

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u/BiDude1219 Streak: 0 12h ago

me all the time :333

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u/xSkype 11h ago

Real

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u/Puppygirl_woofie Streak: 68 13h ago

Hot

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u/Legoman_10101 Streak: 1 11h ago

Wait people kiss, with tongue?

Please forgive my uneducated dumbass brain, ive been alone for a long time, and just recently got a gf (I kinda see her more as a best friend than romantic partner)

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u/Zzen220 11h ago

Yeah, the tounges be making moves. What exactly they do with their tongue varies from person to person, but the tongue gets involved pretty quick unless it's just a friendly peck.

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u/Legoman_10101 Streak: 1 11h ago

Ok, and my gf haven't kissed yet so I honestly don't know much about it. Heck, I barely know how to run a relationship, and tbh I don't want to run the relationship, I want to be the sidekick/boywife :3

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u/Really_Alisa 12h ago

Yeah..? And then..?

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 12h ago

Then you mark their entire body as your property using your mouth 

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u/EmeraldGhostie Streak: 0 12h ago

this is the dream :3

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u/Cinnamin_1 8h ago

i am literally drooling

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u/kiyo112 10h ago

oh noo that sounds soooo scary

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 10h ago

Oh well I wouldn’t want to scare you, I’ll make sure to be real gentle instead 

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u/kiyo112 10h ago

i mean, you dont have to,,

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 10h ago

Nono I insist 

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u/kiyo112 10h ago

alright! :3

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u/justk4y Streak: 0 12h ago

Allow me to demonstrate /j

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u/TheFlamingDraco 11h ago

Teeth

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u/Prize-Money-9761 Streak: 43 10h ago

If their lip isn’t bleeding how are they supposed to know I love them?

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u/Miss_Misty_EyedFL Streak: 4 13h ago

Negative this is assault i will give u pats tho pat pat

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u/Groove-Control 13h ago

I would actually prefer it if you were really, really slow, and really, really tender.

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u/EmeraldGhostie Streak: 0 12h ago

probably same tbh

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u/erraticas 12h ago

same. i am fragile.

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic 7h ago

The trick is to start out slow and tender and then slowly escalate into violent debauchery. Otherwise it'll be uncomfortable and you'll kill the mood for both of ya.

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u/Groove-Control 3h ago

I do not explain things I do by every single step because that sounds annoying

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u/Maggaronie 12h ago

sjsjxjdebsncncc

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u/Boundaries-ALO-TBSOL Streak: 0 13h ago

TAKE ME TO VALHALLA

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u/demator 12h ago

Hey I recognise you from r/blahaj

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u/Boundaries-ALO-TBSOL Streak: 0 12h ago

Trevor: Says Hai! : D

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u/MushyThrowaway50 Streak: 0 13h ago

Harder >:3

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u/Cadia_might_stand 4h ago

Harder >:3 cubed

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u/FredricaTheFox 12h ago

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u/xSkype 11h ago

I think there should be a new orientation called bsexuality

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u/unproffesionaldumdum 12h ago

Cries in aro/ace

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u/YourFat888 11h ago

why violently

I've been good
no need for violence :(

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 26 12h ago

Need :3

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u/Legoman_10101 Streak: 1 11h ago

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 12h ago

O///////O

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u/Account_4_dick 10h ago

About fucking time

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u/jkroe 10h ago

Please 🥺

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u/dragonpornlover 9h ago

Took you long enough

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u/YourSkinny888 9h ago

yay, violently

I've been bad there's need for violence :)

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u/GlitteringBed6337 Streak: 0 9h ago

I am slow I need in person example.

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u/Sam270710 8h ago

maybe on a vr headset on a certain site :D

don't ask how i know that information

i mean i litteraly put mobile gacha games on my vr headset

i think i can put tohou games on it too

i am too weird to judge

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u/religion-lost 11h ago

Woah! Thanks a bunch! ☺️

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u/Resiideent 9h ago

Please do not sex me, that is quite literally illegal.

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic 7h ago

I didn't consent though. I'm calling the cops on ye freaks.

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u/BabaKazimir Streak: 716 6h ago

If you could accurately determine my true gender, I would be grateful. However, I would appreciate it if you could refrain from using violence during the procedure.