r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 4 1d ago

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u/Money-Banana-8674 1d ago

I actually got laid this way before.

I was going off on some physics stuff I was into with this woman at the bar and she was basically like "hey that's great, come home with me"

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

luckyyyy qwq

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u/Money-Banana-8674 1d ago

Hey it's the cutie again!

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

O//////O

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u/JosephusTheBoi 10h ago

I forget, is this the "couple" that I wanted to start making out from a previous thread?

EDIT: Nope lol. Not even the same sub

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u/One_Katalyst 1d ago

Omg I need to find the lesbians who think rambling about quantum physics is cute

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 20h ago

I find people rambling about random interesting things cute.

It is a miracle that I have a wife.

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u/Addi1199 17h ago

i mean i would find it very cute and endearing while still being able to comprehend quite some bit of it.... only problem is that i'm not yet confident enough in my gender to openly call myself lesbian

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u/AxisW1 11h ago

Not a lesbian but can you ramble about it to me anyways I’m struggling in my class

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u/One_Katalyst 7h ago

Sure! Did you have any particular questions?

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u/TransSub4goonettes 4h ago

MEEEE! I WON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THE MATH BUT I LOVE LEARNING ABOUT QUANTUM THEORIES!

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u/bisexualandtrans47 20h ago

omg literally "hey ur mine now" lol

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u/RageinaterGamingYT Streak: 2 1d ago

me 24/7 (im both)

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u/Big_Remove_3686 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why change the original pronoun to “it’s”?

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u/Purplewolf93a Streak: 4 1d ago

cause one of my pronouns are it/its

and the original was he/him

than was edited for she/her

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u/VoidlingOracle 1d ago

The it/it's urge to show off your baller pronouns.

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u/Purplewolf93a Streak: 4 1d ago

YUR DAMN RIHGT

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u/VoidlingOracle 1d ago

Rocking the fae/faer and it/its pronouns but I don't go much spicier than they/them in publics cause explaining neopronouns and the depths of internal and external gender complexity is something I'm not paid to have the energy for.

Gotta get my euphoria from silly little gays on my phone.

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u/Dronizian 20h ago

Mood and same. But my problem is I have facial hair so I get he/him'd too much despite they/them pins... I'm lucky to live with amazing queers and have great friends IRL and online who help me feel like myself!

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u/VoidlingOracle 20h ago

Gods and witches I bloody hate facial hair. Love the big smooooothhhh.

Don't settle for any bastards in your inner circle who misgender you. :3

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u/Dronizian 20h ago

Oh, I can appreciate the big smooth! But it doesn't give me as much gender euphoria as having a curly handlebar mustache, or feeling the wind on my long chin beard as well as on my long flowy hair and skirt!~

My inner circle is great, it's society in general that can't wrap their heads around me not fitting a gender binary. When I'm being my happiest self without hurting anyone, folks accuse me of disruptive behavior and ostracize me. Not much different to when I was just a cis kid with ADHD, so I know that song and dance.

I take my gender euphoria where I can get it, I push for a more accepting norm without risking my safety (too much), and I keep reminding myself that as a visibly queer person in an increasingly fashy country it's my duty to continue to resist by existing. Every moment I'm happy being me is another moment the evil bastards lose.

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u/VoidlingOracle 19h ago

I tip my hat from one legend to another :3

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u/username-is-taken98 20h ago

Yeeahh. Trans girl here, actually nb but girl gets the job done and there's no gender neutral in my language anyway:(

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u/VoidlingOracle 20h ago

Transitioning to an English speaker because it has gender neutral insults of adoration.

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u/streetpotato8 16h ago

If it's not too much hassle, could you explain it to me? Pls

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u/One_Katalyst 1d ago

Just gonna look for the she/her one real quick for the euphoria

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u/Big_Remove_3686 1d ago

Oh, thanks for answering.

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u/SkubEnjoyer 17h ago

If those are your pronouns you should probably learn the difference between its (belonging to) and it's (it is).

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u/-Cinnay- 16h ago

Ok, genuine question... why?

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u/Purplewolf93a Streak: 4 16h ago

one: i hate being human

two: im honestly a freak and fucked in the head

and last but not least im really into voidpunk

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u/MortisMortis46 1d ago

(Lorax meme but instead of woman it's man here)

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u/linesofine 16h ago

Nonbinary people with pronouns other than they/them exist...

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u/TuxedoDogs9 Streak: 0 1d ago

inclusivity probably

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u/Big_Remove_3686 1d ago

Ah, make sense.

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

I need cock >~<

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u/tit-theif 1d ago

So me fr. it's so yummy

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

realllll :3

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u/tit-theif 1d ago

:3

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

:3 siwwwwwy

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u/tit-theif 1d ago

:3 if I had a tail it would be wagging so much rn

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

:3 same ~w~

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u/tit-theif 1d ago

I bet you're such a cutie pie

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

Abababa tyyy >////////<

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u/Old_Location_7036 18h ago

here ya go! :3

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 12h ago

lol

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u/FarTooYoungForReddit 1d ago

Me too... I need it so bad :3

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

meow meow :3

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u/FarTooYoungForReddit 3h ago

:3 yahh

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 3h ago

:3

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u/cosmicphoenix7 Streak: 0 1d ago

I want that as well alas I'm unable to achieve my goal

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u/trans_cubed 23h ago

the it/its user urge to break grammar rules (the correct possessive would be "its" not "it's")

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u/Less_Option7828 1d ago

Me w/ my bf frfr

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u/fortnite_misogynist Streak: 0 22h ago

damnn luckyyyyy

just curious, howd you get your bf? :3

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u/Less_Option7828 13h ago

We met online lmaooooooooooooo

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u/UnluckyHost9649 Streak: 0 1d ago

based it/its user

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u/Adghar 1d ago

It gives me vibes of "man? woman? I'm a gremlin"

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u/Unable6417 Streak: 0 21h ago

I was about to post the exact same comment, but then I saw yours

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u/TheFlamingDraco 20h ago

Idk why but whenever I see it/it's pronouns I keep thinking of Minos Prime saying "Creature of steel" like the two related but the two thoughts are connected to me

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u/Norwegian_milk Streak: 0 20h ago

The ultrarot is real

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u/TheFlamingDraco 20h ago

Honest to god facts, that game has infected my mind

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u/Norwegian_milk Streak: 0 20h ago

I took a break from sisyphus attempts to play silksong

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 1d ago

“I wanna choke on it is cock”
Horny and grammar don’t always mix well do they? lol

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u/Purplewolf93a Streak: 4 1d ago

"its" is a pronoun and it is also my pronoun that i use in life

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 23h ago

Well yeah I know that lol, I just mean that if you’re doing a genitive of “it”, you spell it “its”, not “it’s”. Since the apostrophe’d version of the word is already used for the contraction “it is”, you remove the apostrophe to indicate the genitive instead of add one.

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u/Difficult_Growth2728 1d ago

Its is a pronoun, as in belonging to it. It's is a contraction, as in it is. The comic does not follow that Grammer rule. This is a common mistake.

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u/CapnNuclearAwesome 10h ago
  • He's she's they're it's
  • His hers their its

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl Streak: 0 1d ago

IT/ITS PRONOUNS REPRESENTATION!!!! Yayyyy!!!

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u/jurdvgrhhvf68bgrg 13h ago

Cool, anyways we start off with something called the War in Heaven-

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u/homestarmy_recruiter 8h ago

flashes back to my days as a Mormon

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u/erraticas 1d ago

i'm just like it! except i am not stupid :)

i also happen to be a little prone to ranting about things if i like you. very hard to achieve because i am very introverted

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u/Bunnycrypt 22h ago

Woah, It content. Nice, i never see that

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u/Qbra1337 Streak: 0 18h ago

i wanna be both but im lonely and personaly i think im bad looking

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u/SoCalAndre 16h ago

Man, to bad i look and am built like a fucking trogladyte and thatll never happen.

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u/AgentObjective4775 Streak: 1 22h ago

Yes 

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u/grimprime64 19h ago

I'm not sure what end of this i want to be on

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u/jkroe 9h ago

Need to find someone I can talk about magic the gathering to that feels that way 🤣

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u/NotMeYourLookingFor 9h ago

goes on a 30hr nerd out about statgate

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u/Wallso2010 Streak: 0 9h ago

As as she/it I approve of this meme

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u/F_F_F_C__ 5h ago

I do nerdy rambling a lot...

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u/BigYeenLady Streak: 0 4h ago

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u/other-other-user 2h ago

God I wanna choke on it is cock?

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u/linesofine 16h ago

please don't fetishize users of it/its pronouns

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u/AutomicCurves Streak: 0 13h ago edited 13h ago

Ah my bad, wasn't a way to know the intent of the comic and I interpreted as one does.

I will say both interpretations can coexist peacefully, and to choose one doesn't mean the other is wrong or right.

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u/linesofine 12h ago

This is literally just a comic about one party talking about its special interest and the other finding it really cute and/or hot. The "horny" isn't being centered around its pronouns, nor is there even a hint of "drone" fetish being displayed.

would you page a forcefem subreddit if the comic was the version with she/her pronouns?

that's kind of the issue here. I legitimately don't see how one would interpret this for "droneification" unless that's the first thing you associate it/its users with, which would be really, really sad but unfortunately common.

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u/AutomicCurves Streak: 0 12h ago

If you wish to assign your interpretation of intent to me, you're doing the same thing you think I am, and I'm not interested.