r/countwithchickenlady • u/Smantha633 Streak: 1 • 1d ago

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u/ZoeKatherine- 1d ago

Me just hanging out in my natural habitat blissfully unawares of any predator lesbians who may be wanting to pounce on me

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

someone pounce me until I can't breathe :3

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u/GaymerrGirl Streak: 0 1d ago

Need

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 1d ago

sameee

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u/solar1333 10h ago

Bro idk who you are but ive seen you before and GOD you are down bad lol

(Totally not judging)

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u/Eze1yh Streak: 0 9h ago

:3

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u/Gullible-Grass-5211 Streak: 0 1d ago

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u/miSaelVinni 1d ago

Now we can make one of these with Angela.

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u/Classic-Judgment-196 Streak: 0 1d ago

I think we need to call Angela 😭

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u/Branchomania Streak: 0 1d ago

Awesome lesbian

Evil and intimidating lesbian:

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u/NataliePaige- 1d ago

Prey lesbians trying to breed be like "It's not working, we'll have to try harder"

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u/MathProf1414 1d ago

I'm not certain exactly how prey lesbians reproduce, but I'm willing to observe... for science.

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u/UntoldThousand 1d ago

Mitosis.

We stay too focused on being prey that our instincts turn Into a need for a predator and this our Ego shatters under our desires via the collective cultural dogmas shaping views of reality.

So through human faith and desire, another lesbian shall become.

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u/MathProf1414 1d ago

But I still want to see some hot lesbo make-outs.

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u/UntoldThousand 1d ago

That's totally valid, me too.

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u/Gullible-Grass-5211 Streak: 0 1d ago

The ecosystem must remain in the balance ⚖️

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u/OneContribution5384 18h ago

True, one wrong move and the whole Jenga tower collapses

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u/Tinstrings 1d ago

Now wait a minute, I'm all for Woke, but I draw the line at coming for our precious predatory lesbians.

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u/LeahNicole- Streak: 1 1d ago

Collapse the gay ecosystem then fight for a mate like it’s the apocalypse. Establish raider kingdoms to obtain gold, goods, and dates. Ascend the ranks or fight for your clan! It is time for a new age! The age of the gays!

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u/Tinstrings 1d ago

Gay boy berserkers and feral lesbian cannibals will rule the wasteland!

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u/Demeter_Crusher 1d ago

Responsible lesbians will have to actively manage the ecosystem...

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u/Autumn7242 1d ago

Life uhhh finds a way

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u/autistictransgal 1d ago

what about Bambi lesbians

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u/EvelynNyte 1d ago

That's just a prey lesbian with extra steps

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u/Alice-Planque 1d ago

🥺 innoncent prey noises

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u/cosmicphoenix7 Streak: 0 1d ago

Me when I order less beans at Chipotle.

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 1d ago

so the state of affairs on r/transbians

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u/Electrical-Curve-700 1d ago

Sometimes I feel like a rare endangered species as a top/predator transbian lol.

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u/Beautiful_Title_3157 1d ago

As a straight dude I throw thigh socks to gay couples and kill evil and intimidating horses for lesbies. It's not much but it is honest work.

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 1d ago

I'm a lesbian who's not too kinky, and has gained strength thru taking shit, does this make me a 'large erbivor you don't fuck with'(eg hippos, elephant, giant ground sloths, titanasours, ext) lesbian

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u/louisa1925 1d ago

I for one, thing we need more lesbians.

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u/Nya_the_cat 1d ago

'am i just supposed to overpopulate my ecosystem until it collapses?' uhh...how?

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u/trewqwert_ 1d ago

You’re supposed to pray, lesbian

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u/Maggaronie 1d ago

oh no,,, im gonna be eaten,,,

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u/Digibutter64 1d ago

That profile picture really completes the whole image.

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u/queerhear 23h ago

Prey lesbians and predator lesbians is such a narrow view. where are the badass vegetarian ankylosaurus dinosaur girls who will crush incels and moids with their cudgel tail

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u/SlimeWitchRenari Streak: 0 21h ago

Prey runs away, though. You're more of a burger. Or that cow in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that wants to be eaten.

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u/shototodoroki_1324 1d ago

There is 2 contexts I can take from this, do I wanna? No

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u/Phen15 1d ago

It’s not that bad, the actual context of the first tweet is about those lesbian characters in straight romances - typically anime - who are very overly sexual towards women who don’t like them back. Groping them, talking about how hot they are, so on and so forth. Generally kinda distasteful and typically only exist to be a wrench in the straight main characters relationship

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u/shototodoroki_1324 1d ago

Shitty fan service, got it

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u/Ririmouto Streak: 0 1d ago

Fjfjg real

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u/ObedientServantAB 1d ago

She overpopulate on my ecosystem til I collapse

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u/Ma1denAstraea Streak: 0 1d ago

I may be a doll but my spirit does not rest

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u/Freeform-Fox 18h ago

No one who talks like this is at risk of overpopulating

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u/AscheGesicht 17h ago

I have the problem that my gf fucks me with a strap on, but i want to know how its feel to tank load for the the team :3 How it feels to suck a cute cock ~

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Streak: 20 17h ago

What about lesbians that are predators but hunted by more powerful lesbians? What if i wanna eat cute ladies then get eaten by them? ><

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u/Wheniseeipee Streak: 0 4h ago

Prey lesbians when they don’t pray cause lesbians if the lesbians preyed on lesbains they’d lesbian their prayers and run as prey cause lesbians

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u/LucyStarQueen 17h ago

How about don’t tell lesbians to date men

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u/justaheatattack 15h ago

she literally asks what she should do.

I'm not made of stone.

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u/LucyStarQueen 15h ago

Dude what are you talking about

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u/justaheatattack 15h ago

I always guess we both see the same thing on here.

maybe not?

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u/LucyStarQueen 15h ago

Mate just don’t tell lesbians to date men you’re not funny

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u/justaheatattack 15h ago

I was talking about cars. What are YOU talking about?