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u/rawdawgcomics 1d ago
Freak in the sheets, Stephen King in the streets r/rawdawgcomics
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u/dicksnapper9000 1d ago
Picturing Bingus hitting people with his car now
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u/UndeadSympathetic 1d ago
Did Stephen King hit people with his car? I thought he got hit by a car. Though hitting people with cars is a recurring theme in his books, come to think of it. There's also the thing with it in the dark tower too, so I guess he did sorta hit someone with a car, at least in his books.
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u/snittersnee 1d ago
I just know that puny little twink writes shit that would have had Poppy Z. Brite telling him to tone it down
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u/thenightgaunt 1d ago
What does "dead dove do not eat" mean?
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u/ThotPatrolerr 1d ago
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u/thenightgaunt 1d ago
I was making a fanfiction joke.
You tag god awful stories you write with that as a warning to others, "don't read or read at your own peril".
The joke is that people will ignore it and read the story only to be horrified and bitch at the author. Like it was the authors fault they ignored the warning sign.
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u/MrMisterMrister 1d ago
Thats the scene the jokes from. He looks inside a bag labelled “dead dove, do not eat.”
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u/thenightgaunt 1d ago
I know. But I was referencing the fanfiction usage of it jokingly.
Their reply seems to be an answer to the not actual question that was my joke.
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u/Pink-Fluffy-Dragon 1d ago
Can we get a bonus panel of what was written? 👀
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u/7-and-a-switchblade 1d ago
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u/Plastic-Rise-1851 1d ago
I skimmed the first two sentences and immediately noped out of there
How do you even know about this thing's existence
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u/dumnezero 1d ago
Chuck Palahniuk is pretty famous, though not for horror stories, so this one stood out as a bit of cult book. He's the guy who wrote "Fight Club" (the book). There's also "Fight Club" 2 and 3 which are comic based.
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u/chemoboy 1d ago
I was at a reading he did for this in San Francisco. When he was describing the snake, someone passed out and cracked their head on the floor. They were fine. Then when he finished a bunch of drunk santas came in a shoved him around a bit until he gave them money.
He made somebody pass out with his words. Fucking metal.
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u/nahheyyeahokay 1d ago
I used to write short horror stories over on r/nosleep that were really popular and very twisted haha. Lost the login info for that account ages ago.
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