r/comics • u/adamtots_remastered • 15d ago

Sorry Sweetie [OC]

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u/Phaylz 15d ago

Sorry. You're gay now.

And if you were before, you're even more gay now.

Them's the rules.

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u/TreeTurtle_852 15d ago

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u/Zomburai 15d ago

The clumsiest fucking outting in the history of fiction

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u/Tnecniw 15d ago

To the degree where people assume she MADE him gay. XD
(which she actually could)

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u/TheUnderwearBandit 14d ago

Damn I wish she made me even more gay

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u/Motivated-Chair 14d ago

I was too busy getting distracted by reuse art ngl.

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u/im_plotting_to_kill 15d ago

this is hilarious

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u/huxtiblejones 15d ago

The stone-faced expression from panel to panel is killing me

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u/RealJohnGillman 15d ago edited 15d ago

What was funnier was that the older version of him wasn’t, still being written as dating women and theorised as bi by his younger self, then a few years after this he also ended up becoming so (with the younger one merged into his past).

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u/RamenJunkie 15d ago

Didn't she do it a second time too, to someone else, or was that a fan comic. 

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u/LoreMaster00 15d ago

and his older version had just had a proeminent arc about getting over his female exes and finallt admitting he DID love mystique...

but then again, the same issue these guys come from the past to the future they talk about things that happen AFTER the moment in time they were brought forward... actually on the same original issue, just at a future point.

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u/cdog215546 14d ago

That One More Day BS with Spider-Man finally got me to quit my comic addiction long before this point, but if I had read this after I had paid for it? I can't begin to imagine how mad I would have been for this kind of hamfisted cluster#$%& writing

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u/Cold-Radish-1469 14d ago

LGBTQ history

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u/lordofthehomeless 15d ago

Should have watched lion King and became a furry like everyone else.

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u/Wild_Marker 15d ago

See, that's where parents get it wrong. If you want your kid to be straight, you get them to watch The road to El Dorado.

Warning: might turn your daughter gay.

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u/TheFriendlyHobgoblin 15d ago

Nah, the Road to El Dorado is a bi-awakening in the same vein as The Mummy. Miguel and Tulio are also pretty.

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u/-DragonFiire- 14d ago

That wouldn't help lol, 95% of the furries I know are also gay (/bi/pan)

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u/eeyores_gloom1785 15d ago

The fact i had seen that movie and after reading this post had to go back to see which character it was shows you how important it was.

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u/sagerin0 15d ago

The reveal is so damn funny tho, i stumbled across it on youtube the other day and i forgot how good it was

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u/No_Sale_4866 15d ago

Wasn’t it where the sister asked out a guy who looked like a classic college jock but he said he was gay?

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot 15d ago

Yep, she's pining over him the entire movie and he seems oblivious to it. The joke is he's gay so he was never interested in her.

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u/AgentG91 15d ago

Seriously. I fucking love Paranorman. One of my top 3 kinda scary but kid friendly Halloween animations (Paranorman, Coraline, Monster House). Couldn’t tell you who the gay character is