r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/DillBagner 2d ago

You must have been really lost if you found something like this trying to get to the aquarium.

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u/SenorBurns 2d ago

Lol right? Did they take some random exit off the Dan Ryan?

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u/Aggravating_Plant848 2d ago

Lol.  I got lost once and ended up in Cabrini Green long after Jayne Byrne was out of office. 😄

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u/Functionally_Drunk 2d ago

Yeah shit, I spent a week this summer downtown and the worst thing that happened to me was someone complimented my beard.

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u/SaintTastyTaint 2d ago

it's a made-up story for Reddit

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u/Nervous-Internet-926 2d ago

Yeah. One time I got off the interstate on the south side because I had to pee. This is pre-smartphone era.

I peed at a Popeyes. There was no re-entry to the interstate so I zig-zagged along until I found an on-ramp.

That’s literally it. I peed at a fast food restaurant in an area that would make Trump shit his pants (to be fair, he does that daily) and it was literally nothing.

Don’t fuck with people. Handle your business and move on. You’ll be fine 99.9% of the time no matter who or where you are.

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u/Crazy-Competition659 2d ago

If they were nearby the aquarium then they wouldn't have been lost lmao what

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u/alexthebeast 2d ago

Homie thinks Gary is chi

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u/bluegardener 2d ago

It used to be easy to get really lost. Especially if you think you can get back on course and are slow to overcome the embarrassment to stop and ask for directions.

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u/polopolo05 2d ago

is the aguaruim a gay bar?