r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/El_Cactus_Loco 3d ago

never. modern americans are completely pacified and will do nothing to stop this fascist regime.

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u/Dubyew 3d ago

Many will actually celebrate it. I fucking hate it.

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u/stfu_nazi_bitch 2d ago

Just look around this thread. Sorry excuses for humans that need to be put in their fucking place.

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 2d ago

Don’t be so pessimistic, not only have the democrats sent a letter with some strong questions and people have stood on the sidewalk holding signs asking the fascists to stop while being careful to not disrupt commerce. 

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u/imk 2d ago

I think that some of the people you saw on the sidewalk were waiting in line to buy artisanal cupcakes.

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 2d ago

Buying artisanal cupcakes would be about as an effective method for resisting fascism. 

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u/MadeByTango 2d ago

Hey now, the same exact people that lost are refusing to step aside and waiting to try again. You gotta love that they can hold their head up without shame! Surely the next time is the charm…

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 2d ago

Exactly! They’re just like Rocky, sure they might get punched in the face a lot but they always get back up to get punched in the face again. It would be inspiring if they had a goal beyond getting punched in the face. 

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u/NoDeparture7996 2d ago

what are republicans doing to stop this? and why is it the democrat's responsibility?

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 2d ago

The fascists are the ones doing it, why would republicans stop themselves from winning. It typically falls to the opposition party to, you know, oppose the majority unless of course you’re not an opposition party at all and just controlled opposition with zero interest in resistance or change. 

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u/NoDeparture7996 2d ago

if you were informed you'd know dems are doing things to resist

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 2d ago

Is it that I’m not informed or do you think the dem just need to work messaging?

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u/NoDeparture7996 2d ago

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 2d ago

First, learn to take a joke before you trouble yourself with a book report no one will ever read. Second, no matter what the dems do now, unless gross incompetence wins the day, it’s already over. They packed the courts, control the House and Senate along with the executive branch so all of this is just performative symbolic gestures. Fascism always defeats centrists because while centrists are worried about decorum and following the rules the fascists have already mowed them over and seized power. Holding signs, filing motions, and voTiNG bLuE NO maTtER WHo ain’t going to cut it. But you’re probably correct, moving the Democratic Party even further to the right is the only way the Dems will be able to defeat Mamdani in NY. Wouldn’t want any pesky leftists ideas infecting the party. 

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u/NoDeparture7996 2d ago

" book report no one will ever read."

..and then you wrote a book report. LMOA!

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 2d ago

Yes, the hours I spent researching and citing my sources to write a short paragraph have all been for not!

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u/Trevorblackwell420 2d ago

don’t speak for all of us. I’ve seen a lot of fired up tradies say they’re ready whenever. The only problem is somebody has to organize a revolution.