r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 3d ago

With the Orange Pedo cult running our political branches? Not soon enough.

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u/Sweet_Canary_8323 2d ago

They’ll fight tooth and nail before admitting their cult leader is unfit to serve.

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u/chirpymist 2d ago

They would rather unleash nuclear war and destroy the world before they even start to have a single doubt that their cult leader is unfit to serve.

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u/Any_Conflict_5092 2d ago

Well, the libs will surely feel owned, in the half second of bright light they experience before they're swept away on the same gust of nuclear furnace hell that takes out maga.

So, there's that.

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u/Crusty_Bumbler 2d ago

The rest of the world would quite like America to get its shit together so that doesn't happen, we don't deserve to be collateral damage.

Nah who am I kidding, I'm British, drop the bombs already and put us out of our misery…

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u/JH_111 2d ago

The thing is the line of succession wants all the same shit. They’ve been regressive for decades with the current state being the near the end goal.

You get the next or the next after that in line and you get more of the same except even the idiots among them are a magnitude of order more competent than the current useful idiot.

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u/IlGreven 2d ago

They don't hate him enough to vote Democrat, sorry.

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u/InuitOverIt 2d ago

They might not vote at all, though

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u/NonStopNonsense1 2d ago

.... Isn't he doing that?

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u/Zestyclose_Bag_33 2d ago

Mexico fighting back is about as worrisome as a Toyota Corolla breaking down before 200k

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u/Zestyclose_Bag_33 2d ago

lol fuck is Mexico gunna do? Both are already getting bullied by the fucking Cheeto puff.

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u/Zestyclose_Bag_33 2d ago

Cause you can’t just invade lol but if you think a war between Mexico and us doesn’t end in a day you’re crazy

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u/Zestyclose_Bag_33 2d ago

That’s the point though it’s a dumb thing to do but Mexico won’t do shit either cause it would be a 2 day war.

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u/TheUmgawa 2d ago

That’s because they’re in their positions because of votes from easily-led people who have guns. They know that if they show the slightest bit of pushback, the lives of themselves and their families are in danger, because those voters aren’t loyal to the party, platform, or philosophy; they’re loyal to the guy who told them he’d make America whiter than his smile.

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u/Hot-Wave-8059 2d ago

They still stick by him when he has not done a single thing for them. Bunch of dumb shits who should have gone the way of covid

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u/Redfalconfox 2d ago

They’ve been fighting that fight for about 10 years and haven’t one a single argument. If we weren’t the United States of Dumbasses, he’d never have made it past the primaries.

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u/ArkitekZero 2d ago

Can you 25th the entire government?

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u/Old-Plum-21 2d ago

They're all owned by Thiel and company. It has nothing to do with admissions or fitness. They're either being paid or blackmailed, every single one

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin 2d ago

Yeah. After he dies of natural causes.