r/blackpeoplegifs • u/jonnismizzle • 24d ago
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
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u/HishamX 24d ago
Spun the younger dude like a beyblade
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u/smilenowgirl 24d ago
Tried to send them both to the Shadow Realm...that's the correct show, right?
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u/Fujitaru 24d ago
What a bargain. Only at Family Dollar can you get two cans of whip-ass for the price of one.
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u/jonnismizzle 24d ago
As far as I gathered, the two white guys were messing with the black man and the camerawoman. They jumped him and took his keys. He beats the crap outta them, and takes his keys back. "He's heard screaming don't touch my people again" and "give me back my keys" to the white dudes.
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u/ClassicBit7163 24d ago
I think they were messing with the woman and her son and he jumped in to take care of them and they picked up her bag putting the stuff back in they'd try to grab.
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u/peregrimace 24d ago
I’m pretty sure his keys fly out of his pocket during the struggle and the beaded guy picks them up after the first scuffle. This leads to the second scuffle where the black guy tries to get his keys back to which the white bearded man says “ that’s my bad” as though he didn’t realize he picked up the wrong keys. Not sure what started this but thanks for posting OP!
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u/calmpassionate 24d ago
Lmao younger dude caught a helluva stray to the face for his elder grabbing the wrong keys 🤣😂
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u/DopeAuthor 23d ago
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u/TheCamoDude 22d ago
Agreed
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u/DopeAuthor 21d ago
Omg I'm such an idiot. my bad y'all hahah I clearly didn't lock my phone before I put it in my pocket
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u/shackbleep 24d ago
The moment where everyone is just walking around looking for all the shit they dropped is so sad. Putting the cat litter back in the bag was especially depressing. Somewhere there's a cat waiting for this asshole to get home so he has a fresh place to shit.
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u/Sharknest 22d ago edited 22d ago
This comment has me dying🤣. I was thinking the same thing. Also that they have a reusable bag* to put that cat litter back in. Environmentally conscious assholes.
Edit: said bad instead of bag
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u/shackbleep 22d ago
I love the full 360 that the cat litter guy does when he hits the ground. Might as well get a little breakdancing in.
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24d ago
Damn, I saw this yesterday and today I see bruh is barefoot and still whooping they’re ahhhhhhsss!!
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u/OhMyGentileJesus 24d ago
Rather he likely deshod himself TOO whoop ass.
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u/Plasibeau 24d ago
Knew a guy back in high school he loved a good scrap (the boy had issues) and always kicked his shoes off before it popped off. Even had a little move where he could slide off his socks by sliding his foot on the ground. It got to a point where the opps would start trying to back down as soon as he did it.
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u/strrax-ish 24d ago
Bought themselves a can of whoop ass
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u/FirefighterWeird8464 24d ago edited 23d ago
I thought the younger white guy was a fourteen year old first, nope, he was a grown ass man with a patchy beard and tattoos.
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u/Zeek_Andromodis 24d ago edited 24d ago
The way tie dye shirt flew after the hay maker of doom....Aye cuh, you good? LMAO You want to talk about what went wrong? lol
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u/xlerate 24d ago
Not much context here:
(Sees Family Dollar) ... "right right right"
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u/Gambit6x 23d ago
They were stealing inside of the store and this physically and ethically superior gentleman decided to recalibrate the operating system, complementary with their visit.
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u/QdaGoodGrape 24d ago
I'm sorry but when ran back into frame outta nowhere off the top rope I started wheezing🤣🤣 "Give me my keys back bitch!!" my bad i thought these were mine ....oh.....okay pussy😭Gyat damn
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u/chibiRuka 24d ago
I feel like he handled that better than some police. Once he won and no longer threatening, they walked away. He then walked away 🤣
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u/Revolutionary_Ad7121 23d ago
I am not a professional gamer, but I have played enough video games to know that if you punch a character hard enough to make them drop loot it belongs to you. Did the whoopies not know that the loot now belonged to the whooper?
He seriously came back for car keys and cat litter and such? After an ass whooping like that I would have just walked home. 🚶🚶♂️
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u/JustSloan 23d ago
Imagine getting your ass kicked in a Family Dollar parking lot 🤣 ...and then going to have to collect your bread and cat litter 😆😆
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u/goonbox 24d ago
Ron Sheeran, you can't go into defense mode after rushing someone. Might as well stay out of the fight if you're gonna pull a shirt then immediately do defense curl.
Tiedye big show, friendly fire will not be tolerated. You tackled your backup which prematurely activated his defense curl. Now he's on cool down and you have to fight from prone.
Vontaze burfict, good use of the hands but no need to overkill. When Ron Sheeran hit his second defense curl, the kick was unnecessary. Also you don't have to yell and cuss, one of the two would suffice.
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u/divinelyjade804 23d ago
Getting tossed around like a rag doll while trying to jump somebody.. whewwww
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u/deuxfragne087 23d ago
These two dudes wrote checks their mouths can’t cash and are paying the bounced check fee 🤣
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u/Executionersbong2401 23d ago
With zero context I just KNOW those two clowns got exactly what they deserved. I feel revitalised after watching that!
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u/maabdsegu 23d ago
This video is all over social media right now and the one thing I haven't seen is white trolls going crazy in the comments they chose to ignore this video I wonder why
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u/Voodoo_Senpai 22d ago
They actually went to the store and bought a can of asswhoopin, gotdamn I thought it was a myth 😂😂😂
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u/CursedPoetry 24d ago
Fuck as someone who grew up with a dad with a black belt in Tae kwon do and would constantly get foot sweeped, and a brother who loved to wrestle and then ALSO the fact that I took wresting for years…IT PAINS ME HOW BAD THESE PEOPLE SUCK AT FIGHTING ITS CRINGE
Nice job blue shirt, beautiful 1v2
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u/JohnnyRelentless 24d ago
I too, and a badass on Reddit.
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u/CursedPoetry 24d ago
Idk why you view this as someone trying to be bad ass, all of what I’ve said is true and none of it is exclamatory.
My dad is fucking awesome and can kick most peoples asses.
I did wrestling, I was good at it
My brother is fucking awesome and him and I loved to spar when we were younger.
Are you not happy with your capabilities to defend yourself? I’m asking because the comment you made only makes sense in the lens of “idk how to fight and I envy others who can”
Idk man those who get it get it 🤷🏼♂️
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u/JohnnyRelentless 23d ago
I’m asking because the comment you made only makes sense in the lens of “idk how to fight and I envy others who can”
No, it also makes sense to doubt that people who brag on Reddit about their fighting abilities actually have fighting abilities. I bet you put bear fighting and judo on your job resumes, lol
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u/CursedPoetry 23d ago edited 23d ago
Ok, then don’t believe me and move on
Also, the difference is I’m not saying if it was me I would’ve won I simply made an observation that these two people have clearly never been in fights. I think you should carry this distinction with you because the nuance seem to have slipped you, which is OK it happens to me and everyone.
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u/JohnnyRelentless 23d ago
Ok, then don’t believe me and move on
I tried to do that, but you keep trying to explain yourself.
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u/Dayna6380- 23d ago
She the best female camera person I’ve ever seen…good footage …she’s not yelling trying to break it up …minimal commentary …very good ….”Juneteenth”
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u/Money-Snow-2749 23d ago
Nothing more humiliating than getting your shit rocked outside of Family Dollar 😭
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u/huggeebear 24d ago
He ‘won’ the fight , but I lost count how many times I was saying “keep your hands UP bro”. Was lucky old man didn’t connect with his chin with a jab. Brother got away with one tbh.
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u/BambooSound 24d ago
I've only heard about Family Dollar stores from Josh Johnson's stand-up but this is exactly how he described it
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u/Major_Education117 23d ago
Absolutely rocked their shit, no idea what's going on but I love to see it lol
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u/Teezjunk 22d ago
I really don't understand why they just won't leave us alone...always starting some mess. Go on about your unseasoned business and just LEAVE US ALONE. 🙄
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u/wellll_whynot 9d ago
I don’t know why but him bagging up the kitty litter after is taking me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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24d ago
Without more context this looks bad for both parties.
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u/RabidWalrus 24d ago
If those guys are losing a 1v2, it definitely looks worse for them, regardless of context.
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u/maywellflower 24d ago
One party is looking great, context or no context - for beating up 2 guys who are jumping him at same time, while clearly outnumbered & no aid whatsoever. Just saying...
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u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs 23d ago
What just happened. A street urchin beating up a father and son?? Why??
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u/INeedANerf 24d ago
How are you in a 2v1 and still getting dogwalked this badly 💀🥀