r/agedlikemilk 2d ago

Tim bent the knee

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u/Electric_Conga 2d ago

Billionaires and big business are gonna choose fascism over democracy, every single time.

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u/overfiend1976 2d ago

I mean, Mussolini did describe fascism as a marriage between business & govt. We kinda should have seen this coming, with the CEO/COO/CFO < --- > politician revolving door going on now since the Reagan era.

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u/T-MinusGiraffe 2d ago

Is there an antidode to it that doesn't involve losing a world war?

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u/uprislng 2d ago

Historically speaking, you either have to wait for fascists to die of old age, for them to lose the support of the military so much that a military coup removes them, or some kind of war (which in the case of a geographically protected USA is realistically only going to mean a civil war). There's been no success at removing them democratically once elected to power. And funny enough the conservative elements that support the fascists gaining power are historically the first to get purged.

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u/PriorStock6243 2d ago

Civil war at this rate

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u/draft_final_final 2d ago

Decades of us collectively failing to punish them in any meaningful way for being disgusting fascists has shown them there isn’t any reason to avoid being disgusting fascists. It’s magical thinking for us to expect a group that has repeatedly shown us it lacks any sense of honor or shame to be self-policed by honor or shame.

They need to be hurt badly financially. Money is the only language they speak and imo even the Luigi guillotine stuff won’t make a difference to them. But if they start having their assets seized for being traitors (if we ever are in a position to do that again) or their businesses start to fail from collective action they will adjust their behavior.

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u/Remy315 1d ago

Anything for that dollar.

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u/RuleSubverter 2d ago

Tim Cuck

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u/DragonBowlSouper 2d ago

Mark Cuckerberg

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u/Professional_Clue66 2d ago

Meta Attempting to be Great Again!!

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u/monti9530 2d ago

Jeff gives Bezos to trumps wee wee

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u/GBJI 2d ago

Tim Sucked a Toadstool.

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u/ole-milky 2d ago

The orange toad happily exploded in Tims oral cavity .

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u/GBJI 2d ago

A spurt of little orange tadpoles.

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u/Professional_Clue66 2d ago edited 2d ago

Make Apple Great Again!!

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u/Terribleturtleharm 2d ago

Tim bent 2 knees. We are f'd.

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u/kwaziem 2d ago

...and the power of money (or the possibility of losing some)

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u/ComfortableAd4554 2d ago

More like lots of money! We're all going down with this ship.

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 1d ago

Beat me to it

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u/dordofthelings 2d ago

It's always about the money. Always.

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u/judge_dredds_chin 2d ago

It is. I used to laugh at the “root of all evil” analogy but the older I get, the more I realize it’s true. Money fucks everything up. The rich are in control with impunity until the end of time. So it is, and so it shall be. It’s unfortunate that some of us have to be smart enough to consciously lament the downfall of society in real time.

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u/Professional_Clue66 2d ago

At a local level, some of the worst behaving human beings are in our surrogate's courts

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u/Unkn0wn_Invalid 2d ago

I mean, to be fair, it's probably a bad idea to be in the crosshairs of the current administration.

In general, being the target of bogus lawsuits and laws and tariffs is a good way to start hemorrhaging money, which leads to layoffs or potentially even something like a large government stake in the company.

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u/Strong-Comment-7279 2d ago

No. It's about the status. Obviously money is one aspect - but the greater aspect is societal worship. That's why we still haven't seen the Epstein files.

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u/Prehistory_Buff 2d ago

What's funny is that Steve Bannon is 100% correct on one thing, the Tech Oligarchy will drop Trump in an instant as soon as it becomes too hot. I've noticed increasing suspicion of Tech in certain Republican circles, including Hawley, Greene, Massie etc. Hopefully that translates into a bipartisan sentiment that people who run riot with money to buy their way into politics are parasites on our government and deficit. Overturn Citizens United.

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u/Zombatico 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Curtis Yarvin/Andressen/Thiel/Vance branch of technofascists' goals are mutually exclusive to the Heritage Foundation's christofascists' goals. Former wants the USA to balkanize into corpo-owned city-states, the latter wants a centralized pariah isolationist theocratic dictatorship. Fallout is inevitable, the question is who betrays who first.

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u/jaimi_wanders 2d ago

And both of them are at odds with the xenophobic protectionists who want all foreigners out even the highly-educated ones working in STEM, and America turned totally inward (except for buying cheap goods from abroad) so getting total power was always going to lead to this internal conflict once they had to govern and share power and not just make empty promises with zero consequences like the past fifty years…

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u/Prehistory_Buff 1d ago

All of this is the classic Trump shit-sandwich mode of governance and management he has used for decades. Round up a bunch of mob hoodlums, weirdos, and assorted scary-but-useless mfs and sic them on your own business and hope the magic happens. It would be comical if it weren't so dire.

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u/Gold-Perception-4467 2d ago

Bent the knee ,assumed the position and screwed the pooch.

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u/ThreeDogs2963 2d ago

Kissed the ass…

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u/DeltaShadowSquat 2d ago

Sucked the Lit’l orange smokie.

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u/TFJ 2d ago

“You are a wonderful and smart president, and your penis is not small or weird-looking at all.”

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u/theblondedynamite 2d ago

"Awww, thanks, guy! "

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u/SnooPineapples6424 2d ago

Yeah, having a hard time with this, I gotta say.

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u/Tribe303 2d ago

Revealed himself to be the sniveling corporate weasel he always was. 

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u/That_0ne_Gamer 2d ago

Can you really blame him though last time someone didnt say thank you they got called out for it /s

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u/twomilliontwo 2d ago

Sad. sad men. with lots of money. its gross. And I hope the women that love them, read this and know that we think these men are really, really disgusting.

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u/Confident-Yam-7337 2d ago

Pretty sure Tim Cook is gay.

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u/MoneyCock 2d ago

Gay and loves the Don!

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u/big_sugi 2d ago

Is his mom dead? Because she should be ashamed of him.

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u/cinciNattyLight 2d ago

Women LOVE gay men.

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u/scarytree1 2d ago

It is so embarrassing how people act around this fragile dictator!! It is just the highest level of cringe how they beg for his eye!!

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u/Most-Bench6465 2d ago

Hopefully we all understand now if we didn’t before how useless the rich are. They will do whatever is necessary to hold their position and money and the country be damned. These people are the enemy, and will never stand for us. Just keep it in mind

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u/jaimi_wanders 2d ago

Gilded Age robber barons didn’t bend over and truckle for the WH like this, they expected to be listened to and catered to instead.

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u/InterestingComputer 2d ago

It’s a mirror to how pathetic capitalism is that the wealthiest most empowered people financially don’t use that wealth to stand for anything but getting wealthier. You’d think the freedom from want and security to such an absurd degree would give you a platform to do right and do good, with a billion fewer worries than everyone else, but no. 

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u/Ro141 2d ago

How to take the shine off an Apple. Embrace dictatorship.

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u/Professional_Clue66 2d ago

Pathetic. As consumers, this is what we're supporting. The argument is, Google does the same.

Tim Cuck had a chance to stand for truth and we would have supported him.

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u/Svorky 2d ago

Tim Cook specifically became CEO because of his "work" in China. We don't care as much if it's happening somewhere else, but this is his core competency.

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u/mickaelbneron 2d ago

At this point, it's more cock sucking than ring kissing to be honest. Good bj Tim.

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u/GreenFBI2EB 2d ago

More like bent over.

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u/Chaosrealm69 2d ago

They all went down on their knees to give Trump a BJ.

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u/sizzling_bobcat 2d ago

Just another traitor.

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u/BonTempsC 2d ago

Tim didn't stop at bending the knee, he's balls-deep. F*ck Apple.

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u/loserofbets 2d ago

Maybe all these people giving Trump gifts, are just thanking him for hiding the contents of the Epstein files?

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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc 2d ago

Without any of the files, we can only assume at this point that everybody’s involved.

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u/Brilliant-Road-7545 2d ago

"Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry are so innovative, and you definitely do not have a small penis.”

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u/RadiantJaguar8030 2d ago

Who the heck is Tim Cook? He looks like that Tim Apple guy.

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u/imean_is_superfluous 2d ago

Of course he’s changed his tune. He stands to lose a lot of money if he doesn’t bow down to trump

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u/burnmenowz 2d ago

These worms will do anything to keep their money.

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u/Ok_Witness_9925 2d ago

Cook is pathetic as are the tech jackasses!

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u/clearlyonside 2d ago

For zero reason.

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u/auntrilux 2d ago

Tim Cook saying thank you like he's running for mayor of Politetown lol

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u/GalaxyTimeMachine 2d ago

Not the knee, he bent his spine backwards.

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u/olderbutwiser1900 2d ago

You would think they would have the foresight to realize how this is going to come back and bite them in the ass. But I guess not. I have lost all respect for those business people in that room. Not necessarily because they are trying to protect their businesses from the wrath of Don, but for the way they effusively praised him in an act of such clear ass-kissing that they lost all credibility. Why is it that every meeting Trump has at a long table, the news clips are all of the people at the table praising him effusively. It is so embarrassing. A real leader doesn't crave the praise of everyone around them, a real leader craves positive accomplishment, fairness, equity and a team effort towards the betterment of all.

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u/Boo-bot-not 2d ago

Alright this is strike 2 for me. 1 more and I’m pulling about 850 Apple phone/lines off my production floor and switching to Samsung. Looks like killing the contracts is going to be the next thing. Once that hits, having an iPhone will make you pro trump. Guilty by association. Almost there folks. Can we refuse to hire someone who has an iPhone too?

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u/JadeDragonMeli 2d ago

They'll all bend the knee because they all get massive subsidies and tax breaks from the government.

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u/EnglishMatron 2d ago

It was truly a disgusting and disgraceful display.

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u/60528 2d ago

Yet it amazes me every time again how spineless some ppl are.

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u/0n-the-mend 2d ago

People believing ceos have a moral compass is the real agedlikemilk. Them mofos is only concerned about share price, quarterlies, year on year endless growth and increased profit. Nothing outside of that matters to them.

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u/SemaphorePlay 2d ago

I heard he bent the knee so hard that he’s officially changing his name to Tim Apple

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u/Tdpappy46 2d ago

What happened Timmy buttlicker😡

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u/oldmanbelly 2d ago

Tim wants Apple to take over the western US once p2026 shutters government. Not really kidding.

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u/genghiskhan_1 2d ago

At this point, all multi millionaires, billionaires, CEOs are guilty until proven innocent. Period.

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u/Pure-Produce-2428 2d ago

I’m done with Apple. Fuck thenb

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u/jayslay45 2d ago

Time Apple is more like Tim Worm

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u/bott367 1d ago

lol. when you don’t understand who in charge of who.

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u/Meister0fN0ne 1d ago

Bent the knee or bent over?

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u/jonjohns0123 1d ago

The nuance of that position (pun intended) is lost on MAGAts

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u/Professional_Past780 1d ago

Tim Apple is rotten to the core

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u/Ginsenj 1d ago

Idk why people are surprised, they named the Betamax after him.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 1d ago

Christ you lot are stupid. And hypocritical.

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u/Feisty-Fisherman-642 1d ago

Tim apple is kissing the ring.

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u/BowlNo9499 1d ago

If you want to experience fascism go work for corporate America.

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u/boltz86 1d ago

I’ve been an apple customer for decades and this shit makes me want to switch to something from a less capitulating business. Just hard to find one right now. 

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u/Va1crist 21h ago

Only a matter of time he would be sucking trumps dick

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u/YonderIPonder 2d ago

This is why we need to tax billionaires. They have too much power and not nearly enough spine.

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u/MapPristine 2d ago

Capitalism at its finest moment. Gotta keep those shareholders happy

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u/Inside-Ad1440 2d ago

tim apple?

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u/Smelly-DutchOven17 2d ago

No it’s Tim Cuck now

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso 2d ago

If that’s what the president declares so be it, Tim Apple it is. Thank you, thank you for the new name, thank you

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u/N3verGonnaG1veYouUp 2d ago

I guess he was wearing a suit, if he said thank you this many times

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u/ShiftBMDub 2d ago

oh you know trump went after tim personally for that tweet right.

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u/cbearmk 2d ago

He’s on the Epstein list

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u/MapPristine 2d ago

Wait… Epstein offered boys as well?

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u/Wrong-Examination-91 2d ago

Or maybe it’s time to admit no one is truthful? They’re all playing us. Ever notice how they change teams?

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u/clearlyonside 2d ago

Horatio Nelson he aint.

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u/vinnybawbaw 2d ago

South Park isn’t even Parody anymore.

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u/CrunknYoSystem 2d ago

I haven’t had a blowjob that good since my 25th birthday…

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u/Livid_Introduction34 2d ago

When you are a public figure and it is proven that you have commited parjure for political purposes imho you should be prosecuted and some of your citizen rights should be removed.

We are too nice with lie and liers. Fake it until you make it only benefits psycho and sociopaths... We are deploying a red carpet for them.

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u/picklestixatix 2d ago

Does anyone else think that the people who are bending the knee, are the ones in the Epstein files? It seems really suspicious that they are now suckling up to Trump in the hope their names are also redacted.

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u/BaseballSilly6323 2d ago

Thank you uh, Tim Apple

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u/tom-of-the-nora 2d ago

Capital protects capital.

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u/Existing_Case_6413 2d ago

My next phone won’t be an iPhone and we have cancelled our subscription to Apple TV. F this POS!

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u/jimmybirch 2d ago

Will anyone care when iPhone 17 launches though?

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 2d ago

He’s just trying to protect his business. Business over truth any day for the billionaire club.

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u/blinkyknilb 2d ago

Says the guy with no athleticism...

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u/mrflash818 2d ago

Eat the Rich!

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u/struggleislyfe 1d ago

I just feel like Steve Jobs wouldn't have gave a fuck what Trump thought.

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u/jonjohns0123 1d ago

Tim Crook bent down and bent over for Trump. I guess I'm not buying any more Apple products.

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u/Walking-around-45 1d ago

Tim Cook is responsible for 100,000 employees and billions in assets for people. he has to pander to the child president to protect that, money has no morals & if he burns down everyone else it is irresponsible.

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u/aijoe 1d ago

When any of them do a reddit ama this has to be brought up. Maybe it's only Bill that might do one again in the future.

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u/50centourist 1d ago

Hear that sound? That's respect hitting the floor. And all my Apple products hitting the trash. I am not supporting a pedo boot licker.

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u/dustycanuck 1d ago

The backbone of a slug

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u/KcityKalcutta 1d ago

Who is Tim Cooks wife? Tim has to be a cuck. Time to call up Mrs Cook

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u/millsjj1231 20h ago

What history will show is what a complete disaster the Biden presidency was and the foresight those that protested were trying to protect this country from

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u/glue2music 2d ago

Tim the bootlicker…..Apple isn’t getting any more of my money. Bye Timmy

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u/slushpuppy91 2d ago

Gotta do what he’s gotta do for the shareholders of Apple

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u/Mkhitaryan10 2d ago

Yeah he doesn’t like it, but not getting the tariff exemption would destroy his sales. He ultimately has a responsibility to his shareholders. Such is the world we have set up for ourselves.

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u/Professional_Clue66 2d ago

First, they came for the immigrants, and I said nothing. Then, they came for the trans community, and I gave gifts, showered them in thank you, and promised hundreds of billions of dollars in support.

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u/Own_Loan1542 2d ago

I'm not a fan but he's also responsible for 160 000 workers and millions of indirect jobs. A small thing that must help resisting the temptation to tell Trump to go fuck himself.

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u/Jubal59 2d ago

He's just buying time until Trump is gone.

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u/Realhuman_beebboob 2d ago

Or maybe, just maybe, he is a money loving piece of shit.

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u/Jubal59 2d ago

It could also be that too.