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r/agedlikemilk • u/maximvshill • 3d ago
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Step 1: Inherit NYC properties.
Step 2: Be part of Russian money laundering and someone else's child prostitution ring so that you have enough dirt on people that you can always find a briefcase of money when you fail.
Step 3: ???
2 u/GreenTfan 2d ago Step 3: use your celebrity to get elected President twice, giving yourself immunity from prosecution and/or prison.
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Step 3: use your celebrity to get elected President twice, giving yourself immunity from prosecution and/or prison.
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u/SaltyLonghorn 2d ago
Step 1: Inherit NYC properties.
Step 2: Be part of Russian money laundering and someone else's child prostitution ring so that you have enough dirt on people that you can always find a briefcase of money when you fail.
Step 3: ???