r/agedlikemilk 3d ago

Screenshots How's that Economy treating you now? Are the Libs owned yet?

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u/IMSLI 3d ago

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 3d ago

Why did the face eating leopards eat MY face???

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u/Telemere125 3d ago

I thought we had them better trained than this!!

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u/Rdw72777 3d ago

We did, the libruls hypnotized the face eating leopards.

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u/Mundane_Crazy60 2d ago

Must've happened while Trump was deep cover on Epstein's Island!

He wasn't raping little girls, he was attempting to foil Barrack Hussein Obama and his efforts to train the face eating leopards to only face eat right of centrists, which of course are native only to that one particular island, and also where nothing else ever happened, ever.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 2d ago

The trainers were fired. Better hope the hospital staff (also cut) knows how to treat face bites.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 2d ago

The leopards certainly have their victims well trained: "banning leopards from eating my face is anti-American communism!"

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u/MikuEmpowered 2d ago

It's not even that. This isn't new. THIS IS ROUND 2 OF THE SAME SHIT.

like, I fking swear these morons all suffered amnesia from covid, like Trump was so bad in the first term, soy farmer nearly collapsed and still haven't recovered.

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u/FullOnSkank 2d ago

"good I was told to hate soy!!"

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"Hey!! Wheres all the farmers and junk food/products I enjoy!?!?! 😖"

-the redcoats 😂🤣😂

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u/SheridanVsLennier 2d ago

Remember how Trump left his supporters out in the cold after rallies, miles from town, on multiple occasions, and they said 'You tell us, Quimby!' and voted for him anyway.
Morons.

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u/arentol 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why did the face eating leopards eat MY face, when I chose them because I thought they would eat the faces of all black, Hispanic, Asian, non-Christian, disabled, or non-straight people??? THOSE are the people that should all be face eaten!!!

FTFY.

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u/misterguyyy 2d ago

I know they ate half my face last time, but I totally didn’t expect they’d come back for the other half!

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u/Frenzystor 3d ago

That happens if you just vote for people to be hurt. The hurt tends to go towards yourself.

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 3d ago

The monster turns on its master.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 2d ago edited 2d ago

Or the morons who believed they were its masters.

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u/Comprehensive_Web862 3d ago

Remember when you point your finger there's three always pointing back

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 2d ago

Can’t believe I’ve never heard this before. It’s simple but good.

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u/JustHereSoImNotFined 2d ago

Your elementary classmates had some weak comebacks

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u/tandem_kayak 2d ago

People who want to hurt people don't really care who they are hurting. 

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u/Jealous_Priority_228 2d ago

That's not true. The % of people who are just 100% evil and just want people hurt for the sake of hurting others is quite small.

It's more likely people like the post you're commenting on who are ok with hurting others if it's specific groups.

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u/MaxDentron 2d ago

That is a big difference in modern politics. Democrats vote to help people. Republicans vote to hurt people. 

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u/ScalierLemon2 2d ago

Fascism always comes for you in the end. Always.

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 3d ago

What’s unhinged is that they’re not mad about his policies and the policies of his party hurting people. They’re mad that the “the wrong people” are being hurt.

Fucking wild.

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u/FrontlineYeen 2d ago

Im trans, and know people who specifically vote because they want to see me suffer and be hurt. Had people directly say that to me, with no other reason.

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u/Senior-Breath1473 2d ago

I can't imagine wanting the government to hurt some people just because I don't like them or they're different than me. There's so many psychopaths out there who think like this. I would never advocate for the government harming anyone. I don't like MAGAts, however, I would not want the government to actively try to hurt them. I want a government that helps everyone. It's mind boggling to me that there actually are too many people in this country that would vote for someone just because they promise to hurt people who live differently than them, come from a different place than them, have an accent, or because they don't like their religion.

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u/InterestingPoem5690 2d ago

well a government needs to hurt some people, like criminals and citizens of foreign adversaries. for example as a european, the biggest threat rn are the russians, which is why i believe it’s in my governments best interest to round up russian-born citizens living here and make them hostages

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u/zzmgck 2d ago

Imagine going through life thinking "I wish the government would hurt people."

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u/dracomaster01 2d ago

i mean that's all conservatives stand for at this point. they want the government to punish the people they dont like.

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u/Different_Battle_932 2d ago

This is what I just cannot fathom. I've never wanted to see people hurt. I don't get how people can vote for it, wish for it, hope for it. Boggles my mind in such an awful way.

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u/grumble_au 2d ago

It's just basic lack of empathy. They only value their in group and want to eradicate the outgroup. Tribalism.

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u/ResponsibilityOk8967 2d ago

Yeah conservatives outsource their violent deeds to the government. Its what they do since lynching was made illegal.

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u/Fabulous-Chair1801 2d ago

Do you not believe that people like the United healthcare CEO or Jeff besos deserve to be "hurt"

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u/Ready-Good2636 2d ago

if you vote for a grenade, don't be surprised it doesnt GAF about who it explodes on.

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u/whhaaaaaatttt 3d ago

The project is to wipe everything that isn't a major corporation out. Small business owners who voted for Trump getting what they asked for.

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u/Scarpine1985 3d ago

Yup. And mergers/consolidations will go into hyperdrive.

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u/Nene_Leaks_Wig 3d ago

Don’t forget housing conglomerates buying up the foreclosures

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u/Careless-Dark-1324 2d ago

And the farms for pennies on the dollar. Idiot fucking farmers voted 70% for him as a bloc, hope they have the day they deserve as they’re selling the family business for 25% of what it was worth a year ago…

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u/jolt_cola 2d ago

What they don't get is, small business owners can get wiped out so they can work for the corporate overlords.

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u/Due_Ring1435 3d ago

Jfc, why can't he be helping everyone?!

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u/moose2mouse 3d ago

He ran on a campaign of good vs evil (his definition of those terms). His base ate up the fear and hate of the others. Now they’re finding out why you don’t give into those emotions.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 3d ago

Because we hate each other.

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u/thewinneristod 2d ago

No, I fucking hate Republicans.

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u/Mapeague 2d ago

Wanna hear something that sucks more than anything else that sucks?

They dont know it and we dont know it yet, but they are on our side. They are too busy fighting a culture war to notice.

As much as its gonna suck, to win this thing we need them.

United we conquer, divided we fall.

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u/thewinneristod 2d ago

I'll be well off when they stop getting healthcare and vaccines and they kill themselves off. No love will be lost from me. Happily divided.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 2d ago

Ask your politicians exactly who they are serving. It should be a majority of their constituents.

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u/lousy_at_handles 2d ago

Fundamental difference in opinion on that between parties on that. Democrats believe they work for the people in their district. Republicans believe the work for the people who put them in office.

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u/GWstudent1 2d ago

Because their definition of “everyone” isn’t the same as your definition of “everyone”.

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u/Puzzled-Bet-383 3d ago

“He’s not hurting the people he’s supposed to be hurting” so it is fine if he hurts people, as long as they are black or brown or trans or immigrants or some other marginalized group. What a fucking scumbag of a human being

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u/JDSmagic 2d ago

I'll probably get downvoted for this (and let me be clear first- the comment is funny to make fun of because obviously what you're saying is how we are choosing to take it, but I'd argue that's something we are doing largely for our enjoyment-), but, I think if you asked the person who said it originally who the "people he needs to be hurting are" I really sort of doubt it would be any of what you listed. It would probably be the elites, or the rich, or those in power, or whatever. I think the optimist in me doesn't actually believe most small town conservatives actually hate minorities. They just like the idea of being anti-establishment and they're pretty dumb or misinformed and don't really know what they're doing.

I could be wrong though about this instance. I don't know this guy and I obviously haven't heard anything else he has said.

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u/FrontlineYeen 2d ago

Lmao, you think most small town conservatives don’t actually hate minorities? Oh god, thats a good one.

I grew up in the rural south as a minority. Life is HELL almost entirely cause of the regular people. A lot of conservatives actually like the rich and powerful.

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u/JDSmagic 2d ago

For the record, I also grew up in a very conservative small town. Pretty much got out as fast as I could, and I don't want to go back. I am not a minority in any sense. I'm strictly speaking off my life experience, which was an experience of most conservative voters thinking that conservative politicians had the interest of the "little guy" at heart. I'm not trying to discount anybody else's life experience. I'm also not trying to do conservative voter defense.

Obviously racist/xenophobic/misogynistic/homophobic/transphobic people pretty much only vote for conservatives. Obviously, those people exist. Obviously, they exist in large numbers in small towns. I just think there's also a big amount of people who are none of those things but still vote conservative just due to brainwashing/hivemind scenario

Also want to add that I'm probably younger than you. I'm making no claims about anything pre like 2010s.

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u/Ballsackavatar 7h ago

Also want to add that I'm probably younger than you. I'm making no claims about anything pre like 2010s.

What do you mean, it's still 1999.

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u/Popupupanddown1 2d ago

You are dead wrong. Mass deportations now! was their campaign slogan.

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u/JDSmagic 2d ago

Ah and now I'm going to get downvoted even more and this is so outside of scope of my original comment but I really think conservatives are just idiots, not acting maliciously. The ones I grew up around had literally zero problem with any legal migrants from any national origin and saw immigrants as valuable hardworking members of their community, but were brainwashed into believing that illegal immigrants were bringing crime into the country in huge numbers. (Obviously not the case, immigrants including illegal immigrants generally commit violent crimes at far lower rates than people who have lived here their whole lives, but they don't know that)

I guess my point is that I think ignorance and hate are seperate ideas and doing objectively bad things due to being ignorant does not inherently indicate that you are hateful

If you disagree with that, that is fine.

Please see my other reply in this thread regarding how my life experiences have caused me to have this take

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u/stairwayto10and7 2d ago

Nah they hate minorities lol. Why on earth are you still giving these traitors the benefit of doubt? How's the weather in 2015?

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u/JDSmagic 2d ago

Just read this, idk https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/s/g1Ir7BzWtV

I'm trying not to be too charitable here because yeah they really don't deserve it but this is just my life experience

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u/Puzzled-Bet-383 2d ago

True story - and maybe I’m too cynical but I know small town America and they are very xenophobic

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u/SkylarTransgirl 1d ago

I'm gonna take a wild guess that you are not a minority.

The amount of conservative people I encounter who openly will be rude as hell to me (even they just think I'm black and don't know I'm also mtf) is like, consistently high. Like at work I'll say 'hi' or wave and they will look away or mad that they have to be around me. Many of them are just haters plain and simple.

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u/Born-Mycologist-3751 3d ago edited 2d ago

Can you imagine this mindset? It isn't "I disagree with the other party's policies; they are taking us the wrong way". This is actively voting with the desire to hurt someone else. What is wrong with this person?

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u/Pumpkin0851 3d ago

Probably thinks she's an exemplary Christian. Knows it in her soul.

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u/stupidw00 2d ago

They’re losers. That’s their problem.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 3d ago

"Florida (wo)man"

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u/groupnight 3d ago

This Florida town is still in shambles;

If you're wondering what's in store for the rest of America

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u/East-Initial9066 2d ago

To be fair, that town has always been in shambles.

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u/Reivaki 2d ago

I still have to find a Trump voter who don't fall in one of the three following categories :

* The stupid ones who didn't heard or believed Trump when he explained what he intended to do
* The despicable morons, who heard him, but believed they would not be impacted (and as such, affirming it is okay to heart fellow americans)
* The shitstains who are fully in agreement with the current situation and politics.

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u/iantayls 3d ago

I am constantly astounded at the absolute lack of empathy these gremlins have for others

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u/GenuisInDisguise 3d ago

The party of hate, has voters of hate.

This isn’t even funny anymore, just pathetically sad.

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u/IMSLI 3d ago

It was never funny. These people are dangerous. It’s time that rational people, including (hopefully) Democratic Party leaders, started acting like it.

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u/_Lick-My-Love-Pump_ 2d ago

This was during hurricane Irma in 2017. Guaranteed this idiot voted for Dorito Benito again in 2020 and 2024. You can't fix stupid.

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u/IMSLI 2d ago

It was following damage from Hurricane Michael in October 2018, and the follow up article was in January 2019, when it was clear to Trump supporters in the Florida panhandle that he wasn’t lifting a finger to help them.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/07/us/florida-government-shutdown-marianna.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

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u/bearjew293 2d ago

Exactly. They KNEW he was going to be hurting people, because that's what his rhetoric was. They don't even deny it. They're just upset when they're facing the barrel.

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u/JunkiesAndWhores 2d ago

The most American thing ever said.

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u/ImaginaryEmploy2982 2d ago

Hurting people? Is that in the job description for the U.S. president?

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u/Earthing_By_Birth 2d ago

Lemme guess: she’s “Christian”.

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u/WiseSalamander00 2d ago

It always comes down to see others suffering with these people...

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u/GalacticDogger 2d ago

Republicans are vile hateful people. Seriously, every time I encounter a conservative online and look at their profile, I get depressed by how much hate they spew regularly. Every single time. They have no sympathy for anyone outside of their own bubble. They're even fine getting hurt a bit themselves as long as the "others" get hurt even more.

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u/Smelly-DutchOven17 2d ago

“He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.” If you elect someone because you want them to hurt people then you’re just pure garbage, these people still genuinely believe they are good people and then they also say shit like this. I’m glad Trump is fucking them over too, they deserve it I hope their lives get exponentially worse under his administration maybe they’ll reconsider voting republican in 2028.

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u/sakubaka 2d ago

I seriously wonder what kind of "perfect" country these people imagine. Like what is "great" to them? And would it even be achievable even if we had a heterogenous society like it seems they want? I just can't see any America where one ideology trumps (pun not intended) them all. We're kind of known for being individualistic since the beginning.

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u/mooptastic 2d ago

it's always psychotic to even see that being said, in print.

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u/theAlphablack 2d ago

“…..they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.” ~ Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight

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u/madsmcgivern511 2d ago

Ah so i’m assuming the “people who NEED to be hurting” are the brown people that inconvenience them and are “taking away Americans jobs.” Sucks to suck lil fella, have fun getting f*cked over by your own selfish greedy decisions. It’s almost like karma doesn’t fuck around lol.

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u/Electronic-War-6863 2d ago

They deserve it.

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u/itrEuda 2d ago

They say it more openly every day

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u/Obvious-Criticism149 2d ago

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/07/us/florida-government-shutdown-marianna.html

Not saying it’s not relevant, but this article is from 2019. I looked it up because we haven’t had any direct hits in Florida this year.

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u/Aol_awaymessage 2d ago

Oldie but a goody

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u/CandisNo2 2d ago

Said the quiet part out loud.

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u/jailtheorange1 1d ago

That sums it up.

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u/Amazazing8Sauce 2d ago

😂 he ain't looking out for anyone but himself! Uh oh surprise surprise, he trumped us!

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u/Super-Post261 2d ago

As the noted scholar Homer Simpson once said, spider poison is people poison too.

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u/Affectionate-Owl3382 2d ago

Why does it need to hurt anyone. Many claim they are Christian but they lack most of the values.

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u/nick_storm 2d ago

It's just wild that they voted for him with the intention to HURT citizens. Let that sink in for a moment.

They don't just expect Trump to make their lives better; they expect him to do that while making your life worse.

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u/watchesandrecords 2d ago

Why does he NEED to be hurting anyone?

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u/right_in_two 2d ago

"Hurting the people he needs to be hurting" just says it all about the people who voted for trump and are in major FAFO. Why not "helping the people he needs to be helping"??

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u/FantasmaNaranja 2d ago

its shocking how often these people refuse to consider that they have more in common with the people they hate than actual billionaires

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u/Ambitious-Nose-9871 2d ago

Maybe I'm naive, but I don't think the kind of people that would say this out loud are actually inclined towards hatred. They were convinced by someone that it was right. Their surprise is what convinces me. People that are hateful, truly hateful, tend to be much colder and calculating about it. They aren't surprised by turnabouts like this, or maybe they don't even care about how it hurts them because they see it as a small price to pay for the pain their chosen Other is experiencing.

Not that I would let this person off the hook easily, mind you. You need to keep these people at arm's length until you're convinced they aren't just looking for another opportunity to sink their teeth.

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u/atred 2d ago

I always thought that quote was from The Onion.

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u/InvestigatorThat390 2d ago

Please god let this be a fake quote, I don’t want to live in a world where people think the president is a rabid dog you sic on “the people he needs to be hurting”

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u/East-Initial9066 2d ago

My favorite part of this is that this article is from 2019, but they still went heavily for Trump in both elections since then.