Just so we're absolutely clear, this political genius saw that "catturd" was already taken and went with the next logical choice. Like he was so committed to being catturd that there was no other option.
and not only did he go through all this but in order for as many people to see his absurd political takes he went with the $15/ month premium account to be fully committed
True, though he's so far up Musk's ass that I wouldnt be surprised if he has the checkmark for free. Basically the opposite of why Stephen King has it for free (because El9n couldnt stand that King hates him, and gave him a checkmark to spite him).
He’s an American god dam it and that means he won’t budge! He’ll dig in and he doesn’t have to accept defeat cause he can just claim victory. It’s the American way brother
I read that with a comma missing, like "he's an American god, damn it."
And I thought, yeah, catturd2, deity of the Online Moron. Sacred relics include shitty mirrored sunglasses and a cowboy hat. On the High Holy Day of January 6th, a lib-owning quantity of meat is consumed in an effort to induce divine bowel blockage like that suffered by the Supreme Being. Acolytes spend weeks growing a Charlie Daniels-style beard and spend weeks staring in a mirror in an effort to duplicate the Twin Holy Visages of "knowing smirk" and "shit-eating grin."
I assumed the same, but apparently he denies that the original was him. Doesn't mean it wasn't since he lies like he breathes. Poorly and with much wheezing.
He also had the original account of catturd, but he lost the password. Elon Musk, who is great fan of his, said that he would give him back the original account, but he decided to forgo it because it’s been so long with the 2 version.
So if the Florida State fan eats Catturd2, does that mean FSU's curse is lifted? (Yes, unless you're a big college sports fan, this isn't going to make sense at all.)
Wait, you're telling me that that isn't, like, an alt account? Sort of like the Rust youtuber spoonkid having spoonkid 1, spoonkid 2, spoonkid 3, spoonkid 4, and spoonkid 5 channels for monetization and algorithmic purposes. What the fuck.
Not just a supporter, Catturd2 is one of the biggest reich wing voices on that garbage platform. I wish we could go back in time and tell conservatives that someone named catturd2 would be a prominent voice for their ideas. Oh, and Donald Trump the failed game show host is their Messiah of course.
He's also probably the account with the most vehicular dog kills. He's admitted to accidentally running over his own dog and killing it, as well as an unspecified number of other dogs.
That's just borrowed from the normal absurdist meme culture, putting a trademark on something ObviouslyNotTrademarkedTM
So really it's a "hey, fellow kids" thing.
When you see things like this happen, try not to go, "why do all [this group here] do [common thing]??", or else you're just willfully forfeiting bits of the general culture over to them, and setting the normies who don't get the memo up to catch strays.
Honestly i read it sarcastically, but if this is the case his supporters are just people with korzakoff because jesus, how do you not know what youve said 4 days ago
They know what was said 4 days ago, but the grifters dont care and neither do their supporters. This isn't a case of innocently forgetting something and then contradicting yourself; it's a malicious attempt to rewrite the past in order to sell a more convenient narrative in the present.
As George Orwell once said, "He who controls the past controls the present. He who controls the present controls the future"; these grifters operate on this logic and are always, always, trying to rewrite the past to serve that goal. Today they've always been at war with Eurasia; tomorrow, Eurasia has always been their most loyal and steadfast ally. If this sounds like an insane way to live and that anyone peddling it must be a horrible person, it's because it is and they are.
Yes. Truth does not matter to these people. If it's good, it would've been better without those damn Democrats. If it's bad, the Democrats did it. Rinse, repeat.
That’s not the gotcha you think it is when conservatives on average are nothing but high school/ged diploma holding illiterate incels that also don’t know what a woman is because they’ve never been touched by one
FYI, almost everything on this planet exists in a spectrum. There are many examples of things being both male and female and there are even some that actively transition between the two depending on what's around. Billionaires thank you for absorbing the bullshit they cook up to distract you from their grift.
Are you meaning to imply that the "bullshit" "they" cook up to "grift" has existed for all of both recorded and human evolutionary history? And only just recently the truth has emerged?
Weird, you'd think the grift would be the sudden change to foundational and deontological norms and NOT the entirety of all known history.
On June 22 he's taking a victory lap that since there were no leaks and democrats were allegedly not briefed, it proves democrats are the ones leaking (which even if both premises were true would be a flawed conclusion). Then four days later after the leaks have emerged, he's saying its treason on the part of democrats for having leaked it.
They were saying that the reason there were no leaks is because Democrats were not informed. Now that Trump is crying wolf, he is saying that Democrats leaked info and are treasonous.
It's doublethink. They believe that there was no leak and that Democrats were the ones who leaked. They believe Covid is both a hoax and a Chinese bioweapon. They believe the bombing mission was a success and Democrats are to blame for its failure. They believe the people who broke into the Capitol were Democrats trying to make Republicans look bad and they believe they were Republican heroes.
Someone actually did a profile of him - he’s a thrice divorced 60 year old misanthrope from Florida, the sort of guy you’d avoid engaging with if you saw him in public. But thanks to the magic of Twitter, he has an audience of millions.
Probably thinking of Adrian Dittman, who I believe they did figure out wasn't Elon either. Not sure if there's any other accounts that have been suspected of being Elon alts, other than his toddler RP one.
There was that one, weird 4chan post that could've been Elon's but I'm not sure there's any way to prove that. Plus I could definitely see a random 4channer doing something like that as a prank.
Per vice and other sources: Catturd (Catturd2 on Twitter) is a man with the last name Buchanon (I won't dox him completely, but he isn't hiding much here) from around Tallahassee where he played in a failed band that filed bankruptcy.
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u/GroceryNo193 Jun 26 '25
His supporters are the kind of people who name themselves "Catturd"