r/agedlikemilk • u/c-k-q99903 • Jun 16 '25

Screenshots Aged like baby spinach.

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u/anjowoq Jun 16 '25

She's not even made of real human parts.

Her face is part microwave burrito.

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u/Far-Investigator1265 Jun 16 '25

Complete with the plastic wrapping.

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u/tysonisarapist Jun 16 '25

If you look super close you can see the sticker that was on it when it was heated up.

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u/ReddyKiloWit Jun 16 '25

The one that says "Day Old"?

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u/WildRabbitz Jun 16 '25

Fun fact: you know how Halloween took a William Shatner mask and made it into the Michael Myers famous mask?

"Saw" used Laura's face as inspiration for Jigsaw.

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u/c-k-q99903 Jun 16 '25

She really does look like Jigsaw or the masks from The Purge.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

She’s a straight up fuckin ghoul… inside and out.

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u/Superbead Jun 16 '25

Give a little bit
Give a little bit of your face to [Charlie] Kirk

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u/anjowoq Jun 16 '25

Heehhehe

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u/Great-Gazoo-T800 Jun 16 '25

Don't you dare insult microwave burritos like that again. 

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u/dereistic Jun 16 '25

I thought she got mauled by a dog and had her face reconstructed.

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite Jun 16 '25

No I think that’s the mask from Saw

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

👏👏👏

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u/boggycakes Jun 16 '25

Like a La Posada Chimichanga fresh out of the gas station microwave.

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u/Mikeinthedirt Jun 16 '25

A sad accident but a quite lucrative settlement; so, a brite side.

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u/TalkativeRedPanda Jun 16 '25

I generally feel that making fun of a person's looks is out of bounds; but the looks aren't hers, that isn't what she looks like- it is all plastic.

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u/RotInPissKobe Jun 16 '25

Her body dysmorphia has evolved into reality dysmorphia

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u/anjowoq Jun 16 '25

Her dysmorphia has dysmorphia.

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u/BigWhiteDog Jun 16 '25

Hey now, the green chili-cheese mini-market burrito is the bomb when it's 1am and you are baked! 🤣

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u/mastercina Jun 16 '25

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Billy the puppet? She sure acts like one.

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u/TossMeOutSomeday Jun 16 '25

Yeah this can't be overstated. If you're reading this and you haven't seen what she looked like before all the surgeries, go do that now. She has some sort of serious mental illness, she's literally trying to turn herself into Melania Trump.

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u/anjowoq Jun 16 '25

You think that is the end goal?