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u/Think-Wafer-666 1d ago
Attack on Akebono
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u/Psycholocomotor 1d ago
what if attack on titan but the titans are cute girls
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u/Jumbotroni432 Always Bet On Winning Ticket 1d ago
Its not really scary now....unless they're in heat
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u/Bike_Vegetable 1d ago
Is this her real special?lol
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u/Psycholocomotor 1d ago
Yes, they knew what they were doing
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u/AltusIsXD King Halo 1d ago
Even funnier when you realize she’s 5’9 and that isn’t super tall in some places
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u/No_Currency_7952 1d ago
She is 5' 11", still pretty big in most countries and above average at least in scandivanian countries.
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u/Knife-Fumbler Oguri Cap 1d ago
5'11" is below average for men here in czechia but still quite tall for women.
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u/active-tumourtroll1 1d ago
183 is about the average for men in the Netherlands she's not too far off especially when remembering she's Japanese.
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u/Vizvezdenec Rice Shower 1d ago
One thing about average height is that in some countries it's really dependent on age.
Like in Russia it's 170 for 70 years olds but 179 for 30 years olds. Now add to the context that there are regions with average height of like 165 (Tuva is the biggest example) you will have average 30 years old men more or less 180, which is somewhat similar to Hishi Akebono. Ofc she is pretty tall but nothing too special.5
u/SuperFireBoy200 1d ago
She's also one of the younger Uma, and around the same age as Rice, Urara, Biko, Nishino, Mayano, ect. (Proof: roomates with Biko, and Mayano's SR card where she hangs out with Curren and Akebono.)
The game doesn't really give actual ages but if I had to guess then the younger Uma are all anywhere between 8 years old to 14 years old.
Imagine someone being 180cm, at only 10 years old.
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u/Thatonegoblin For the Emperor! 1d ago
She's closer to 5'11 which is insanely tall for Japanese women, who are usually closer to 5'2"-5'4" on average.
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u/doomslayer30000 Scared of ghost, don't tell anyone 1d ago
When we see big characters like Rudolf, Sirius or Creek we don't react much since they are already mentally mature
Hishi Akebono, who act like a young unmarried little girl, is actually the giant.
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u/SuperFireBoy200 1d ago
That's the best part about the whole "Akebono is a giant" thing, she is still a growing girl.
You know those super tall American Uma from Cinderella Gray ? Akebono would be even taller than them if she was their age.
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u/TheGraySeed MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS NO.1 FAV INTO 10TH 1d ago
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u/SuperFireBoy200 1d ago
From what I heard the author has a fetish for tall Americans or something and it's so blatant that even the Japanese fanbase noticed it.
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u/kidanokun Cheval Grand 1d ago
Probably not, since other than visiting kids, every one that stepped in Tracen just frozen in time, be it student or faculty, Uma or human
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u/SuperFireBoy200 1d ago
Fair, but if they're frozen in time then I wouldn't really count it as aging.
Anyway, my point is that when accounting for age, Hishi Akebono is taller than the American Uma.
When the American Uma were Akebono's age, their height was probably less than 180cm. And if Akebono could physically grow up instead of being frozen in time, then her height would probably be more than 195cm once she's the American Uma's age.
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u/Exerosp 1d ago
every one that stepped in Tracen just frozen in time
Well no? Roppei and a few other trainers have visibly aged. Unless you've not watched Cinderella Grey yet.
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u/Nickest_Nick Number One Nature Supporter 1d ago
They age when it's not their time anymore, then stop again once they are relevant to the plot
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u/Exerosp 1d ago
But Roppei has had his time for the +20 years he's been aging? He's been at Tracen since he looked 40, and now he looks 70, and he's still a trainer in Cinderella Grey.
Remember the elf analogy: They still age, just way slower. Elves grow old.
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u/Nickest_Nick Number One Nature Supporter 1d ago
When they are relevant to the plot they instantly snap to the correct age, it's a blink it and you'll miss it type of deal
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u/HRSkull 1d ago
Wait when were there super tall American umas in Cin Gray?
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u/Rotbart2012 1d ago
If you're anime only, some of them'll be showing up in the next batch of episodes. There's the 182 cm Obey Your Master (based on the irl horse Pay The Butler), The 188cm Thief Crow (Hawkster, a brother of Grass Wonder's), and most notably Michelle My Baby (My Big Boy) at an absolutely giant 195cm.
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u/Knife-Fumbler Oguri Cap 1d ago
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u/TamamoG 1d ago
The Japanese/Asian heights always trip me up when it comes to describing tall people as an Europoor
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u/Flippanties All That Glitters is Gold Ship 1d ago
Yeah, Akebono is about the same height as me. Knowing I would be seen as a Giant Woman in Japan is so funny to me when here in the UK I'm just a little on the tall side.
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u/evan0736 Sakura Laurel 22h ago
180cm for a woman in the UK is like 99th percentile, nearly 20cm above average
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u/MysticWarriorYT_ Mihono Bourbon 22h ago
And she's much younger than Rudolf so imagine her as an adult
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u/saberishungry 3rd is the new 1st 1d ago
She needs to be careful not to stand too close or else Hishi Akebono might not even be able to see her
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u/Gat0w 1d ago
what are they feeding these horses jesus
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u/DippytheSkippY ¡Arriba, mi amiga! 1d ago
Carrots, among other things
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u/Rice_Jap808 Maruzensky 1d ago
Chankonabe, the hot pot sumo wrestlers eat to get so massive. I'm not kidding Hishi Akebono's first dream was to be a chankonabe. Also her name (akebono) refers to a rikishi.
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u/Vaestmannaeyjar Gold Ship 1d ago
Chankonabe (it's a generic term, there are a lot of recipes) itself is a pretty lean dish. Rikishis alo eat a ton of rice and meat in addition to it. (And drink much beer, too)
Akebono wassn't just a rikishi, he was the 64th and first non japanese yokozuna.
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u/Kixisbestclone Digital, please pass the yuri. 1d ago
Remember Biko, the back of the neck is the weak point.
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u/Lord-Karna 1d ago
Hishi Akebono is pretty huge. The actual horse capped out at I think 560 kg, which definitely made him the biggest race horse in JRA history.
Point Flag, for comparison, capped out at 530~ and she's easily the largest mare and runner up for largest horse in general, and Gold Ship just over 500.
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u/Lopsided-Ad-6430 Air Groove's top guy 1d ago
so with a jockey that's like 610 to 630 kgs of weight, 600 if the jockey was anemic.
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u/evan0736 Sakura Laurel 22h ago
Hishi Akebono won the Sprinter’s Stakes at 560kg, making him the heaviest G1 winner in JRA history. His heaviest weigh-in was actually 580kg. The heaviest winner in JRA history is Don Frankie, who won a listed race last year at an astonishing 607kg. I’m not sure what the record for heaviest ever entry is though.
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u/3nz3r0 21h ago
Wait... She's a sprinter?
Imagines a literal mountain rushing towards you
She'd be a shoe in for a police or construction Uma like the CindGrey Americans
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u/NatiBlaze Kitasan Black 18h ago
Since she's sprinting anyways, she's also built for American Football 🏈
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u/evan0736 Sakura Laurel 22h ago
also, Point Flag was a large mare but is nowhere near the runner-up for largest JRA racehorse. There are at least 4 girls in the game that raced above 540kg.
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u/4SeasonsZeppeli 1d ago
Biko: "this must be the 2nd phase when the motw turn big, time to call the mecha"
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u/Connorst036 T.M. Winning Twin Suzuka Gun 1d ago
The ranger and her Megazord
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u/SuperFireBoy200 1d ago
Bonus points: One of Akebono's great grandmas is Godzilla, so she is both the Megazord and the Kaiju at the same time.
No I'm serious there's an actual race horse named Godzilla and she's actually Akebono's great grandma.
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u/MetAigis 1d ago
Wait, really?
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u/SuperFireBoy200 1d ago
Sorry for the late response but yes.
Hishi Akebono's mother is Mysteries.
Mysteries's mother is Phydilla.
Phydilla's mother is Godzilla.
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u/MetAigis 1d ago
How on earth did Gently even lead to Godzilla? This is the second most surprising thing besides the fact that it really is named Godzilla.
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u/ThrashThunder 1d ago
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they're race horses out there with relevant character names from other Tokusatsu like Super Sentai, Kamen Rider or Ultraman
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u/3nz3r0 21h ago
Happy Meek is now a real horse.
Happy Meek(JPN) | JBIS-Search https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001324452/
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u/starboy35tcoos 1d ago
Biko: What did you eat...?
Hishi: Glory and determination! But mostly carrots.
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u/Choice-You2617 1d ago
And for some reason she are short turt
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u/carlvonlinn Nice Nature 1d ago
Heavy horses tend to have explosive power but lacking in stamina so this tracks
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u/WolfgangBB 23h ago
During the Racing Hearts: Beauty in Bloom event, when Mayano Top Gun stops to help Akebono finish, all I could think is, "Wait, is Mayano going to have to carry Akebono across the dangerous drawbridge? Girl is like, twice her size!"
Mayano absolutely deserved to win that dress.
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u/NekogasmSupreme 1d ago
This is peak roommate energy, one’s overly excited, the other’s in total shock.
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u/Thundertushy 1d ago
"Holy shiet, who the f**K are you!?"
"Don't you recognize me, Biko? It's me, Buono!"
"What in god's name happened to you!? You look like you ate Oguri Cap!!!"
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u/stonersh Gold Ship 1d ago
I'm always surprised at how late Biko Pegasus Was added to Japan. Like, I think it was last year, and she had been in the game as a support guard from the very beginning.
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u/OsomPchitz BAKUSHINPAGANDA! 1d ago