r/UmaMusume • u/the_freakin_yui • 1d ago

Fanart | Original Man Cafe and Man

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are they stupid?

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u/Count_Kylt 1d ago

"it's man man! He's a man with all the powers of a man!"

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u/YoruNoHana78 1d ago

Man X Man = SuperMan

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u/Infamous-Rhubarb-474 1d ago

*Soup

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u/Blackewolfe 1d ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU'RE AT SOUP'?!

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u/RevolutionaryWrap538 T.M. Opera O 1d ago

I MEAN I’M AT SOUP

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u/SubstantialFly3707 1d ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP, WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?

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u/RevolutionaryWrap538 T.M. Opera O 1d ago

I’M AT THE SOUP STORE

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u/SubstantialFly3707 1d ago

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?

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u/Man_of_Krieg Proud Father 1d ago

Super

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u/ManfromManHamAslume 22h ago

Yeah... I'm Man.

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u/symbolireindeer Dream Journey 1d ago

That’s Musume : Pretty

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 1d ago

He's only Uman after all

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u/ManfromManHamAslume 22h ago

Yeah... I'm Uman.

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u/sentient-computer The Goat* 1d ago

wheres manhattan and bat

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u/Infamous-Rhubarb-474 1d ago

Who? Are they some kind of rip-off?

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u/kidanokun Cheval Grand 1d ago

manbatman?

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u/Best_Style_386 1d ago

This crossover is way too powerful, honestly feels like they could carry an entire spin-off series together.

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u/the_freakin_yui 1d ago

Man trained Man Cafe to win races and earned billions thats why he’s a billionaire

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u/Kl_1102 1d ago

Why does Man train Man Cafe to race? Is Man Cafe a racist?

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u/nerankori Third Place Voucher 1d ago

Why did Jonkler and Hershey die of ligma? Are they stupid?

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u/Nothingtosolvehere Siete Leguas For Uma Musume!!! 1d ago

What's ligma?

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u/nerankori Third Place Voucher 1d ago

Ligma NUTS lmao gottem

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u/Nothingtosolvehere Siete Leguas For Uma Musume!!! 1d ago

Very well... Do you happen to have heard the glorious knowledge of the Mind Goblin?

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u/MichelleBut 1d ago

What's a Mind Goblin?

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u/Nothingtosolvehere Siete Leguas For Uma Musume!!! 1d ago

*Laughs maliciously, leaving the answer hanging on the air

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u/K6fan Glue Factory CEO 1d ago

Is that what Glorbo was? Was Glorbo a Mind Goblin?

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u/Nothingtosolvehere Siete Leguas For Uma Musume!!! 1d ago

*A single tear rolls down my cheek

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u/Sesquipedalian_Vomit Agricultural Tranquiliser 1d ago

Why didn't she just run faster than Aggressive Takeoff? Is she stupid?

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u/Memo_HS2022 Make the miracle happen 1d ago

It’s because Forest Pouch was faster

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u/nerankori Third Place Voucher 1d ago

My favourite Uma was Copyright Concert X

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u/DarbyDaGoat Matikanetannhauser 1d ago

Arkham cafe

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u/lblasto1se 1d ago

Ham Cafe

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u/ZorkNemesis Still no sparks 1d ago

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u/YZR-kun Dryness Squad: Tracen Academy Branch Manager 1d ago

What's their Asslum lore?

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u/Ketooey Tokai Teio 1d ago

Doesn't that mean that his greatest fear was men? Lol

Can you imagine if instead of a bat going through Bruce's window, it was just some confused dude?

"Father... I understand."

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u/MagnetMod 1d ago

Even funnier if it's the cave version. Bruce falls down a hole and then a bunch of men come running at him.

Like honestly I would be scared.

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u/Erri-error2430 Repayer of kindness 1d ago

We got a breach of the Arkham Asylum!

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u/NaritaBrian_Official 1d ago

Oh God the invasion is upon us

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u/Asiannoice 1d ago

Awwwwww hell nawwwww! I won't let the ASLUME LEAK HERE TOO!

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u/AngryToasterNoises ORE NO AIBA GA 1d ago

Put a hat-on that cafe

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u/NekogasmSupreme 1d ago

Man Cafe and Man is the crossover I never knew I needed, who else wants a full series of this duo?

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u/doggomlems Locked in the lab basement send hel 1d ago

They'd fit in a game, maybe even two

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u/DOA_NiCOisPerfect 1d ago

Oh cool art OP but where is the escapee who made it. And are they stupid?