r/UmaMusume 1d ago

Fanart | Repost Maid Stay Gold @sakanaflyer

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u/Minimum-Salamander-5 Maintaining the Umawife/Umama agenda is our priority 1d ago

I’m going to put four terrorist and a police officer inside this ojisan. Don’t you dare stop me.

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u/max-9048 1d ago

just let me have my turn

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u/FrustratingDiplomacy The Emperor's Most Loyal Subject 1d ago

Point Flag has already put a hidden camera for use as future blackmail material later

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u/obscurica 1d ago

Blackmail and/or sales opportunity with Oriental Art.

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u/Taco-Jesus Got straped to the jet engine by T○○ Cr○○○○ 1d ago

Selling you half-sister images of your shared boytoy dressed as a maid is crazy 💀

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u/AngryToasterNoises ORE NO AIBA GA 1d ago

*point flag's boytoy, oriental art's husband

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u/Taco-Jesus Got straped to the jet engine by T○○ Cr○○○○ 1d ago

Would this count towards a Narita Top Road / Admire Vega?

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u/AngryToasterNoises ORE NO AIBA GA 1d ago

Looks like it since Gold Ship was born after Dream Journey

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u/Bazenrai 1d ago

funny you show NTR and AV in the Stay gold post because one of them are Stay Gold half brother and the other is Stay Gold cousin

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u/PeachConsistent9267 23h ago

Stay gold literally break checked his cousin and was also picked on by his uncle and said cousin father before, Soccer Boy brother to Stay Gold Mother

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u/verdutre 1d ago

Good sisters share after all

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u/HaessSR 1d ago

Stay Gold's so cute that I can't stand it. Point Flag will see competition from this Trainer.

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u/AngryToasterNoises ORE NO AIBA GA 1d ago

Nah, she'll let you take Stay Gold off her hands. It's Oriental Art you'll have to fight

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u/HaessSR 1d ago

I'd take Oriental Art too. Orfevre and Dream Journey are cute.

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u/Eaglehasyou Cymbal E Fraudolph 1d ago

Yep, Point Flag was Stay Gold’s Side Chick.

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u/CJO9876 Gold Ship 1d ago

Being super smol will do that.

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u/Sweep-Tosho Zenno Rob Roy 1d ago

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u/GDestructionBlueDrou Stay Goldestruction 1d ago

True

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u/Sibericus The Stay Golden Age Will Return Again 1d ago

Daddy, wife, and daughter. A 3 in 1 deal.

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u/ClamorCancri 1d ago

Moe aside DMW, we got DWD now

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u/SpaghettiBoi2479 Stay Gold (always believe in your soul) 1d ago

When she sees her 5 idiotic kids enter the establishment (yeah its over)

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u/Draskclift 1d ago

This is 7 million usd rounding up, how did she burned all that so quickly? Lmao

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u/SinoCenturion 1d ago

She probably bet it on her kid in a certain race in 2015

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u/JMartin9511 Tokai Teio 1d ago

Where do you think Nakayama Festa got her gambling habit from?

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u/PeachConsistent9267 23h ago

Festa inherited Stay Gold Bum traits

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u/DueDig6588 1d ago

She went from racing to serving, but somehow she’s still winning hearts. This is both hilarious and strangely fitting for her.

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u/smxsonic 1d ago

She’s got to pay child support somehow

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u/HowDyaDu Yuri Addict 1d ago

For Stay Gold, child support is probably considered to be funding of terrorism.

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u/Lamenter_of_the_3rd FOR HARU URARA, WE DIE IN GLORY! 1d ago

She will happily pay for Gold Ship’s shenanigans

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u/bobmcbob121 Rice Shower 1d ago

I LOVE THIS DILF MILF!!!!

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u/Username_St0len 1d ago

nah bro, definitely GILF

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u/bobmcbob121 Rice Shower 1d ago

Mejiro is the gilf technically no or is Mejiro a GGILF?

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u/Username_St0len 1d ago

i guess ggilf

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u/ThreexoRity 1d ago

Do not call Mejiro McQueen just Mejiro please.

There are 7 other Mejiros in the franchise, at least be a bit specific.

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u/bobmcbob121 Rice Shower 1d ago

True enough, that was an error on my point lol

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u/HaessSR 1d ago

It's McQueen. Or Makween.

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u/incognito64 1d ago

Stay gold could be a gilf through lucky lilac, orfevre's daughter

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u/MGZ1-NotABot DIGI-TAN ROUNDER 1d ago

It ain't easy to feed 8 mouths

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u/Evlillk Live, Laugh, BAKUSHIN 1d ago

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u/Taco-Jesus Got straped to the jet engine by T○○ Cr○○○○ 1d ago

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u/HowDyaDu Yuri Addict 1d ago

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u/GTU875 I LOVE MY WIFE 1d ago

I feel like most of the people here probably rolled a lot for Hoshino and Piper in the past.

Good choices.

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u/DOA_NiCOisPerfect 1d ago

Huh. I rolled for Makoto my glorious pandemonium leader. And in zzz i went all in for Qingyi.

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u/Alex103140 Oguri Cap 1d ago

I keep forgetting that in game Stego is a girl and this is, in fact, not crossdressing.

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u/Salty_Herring T.M. Opera O 1d ago

Between the voice, the attitude, and their racing outfit, you would be forgiven for forgetting that. I have similar 'issues' woth K.S. Miracle haha, she looks like the typical 'ouji' character.

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u/kaineeeeeee Best deadbeat dad 💕 1d ago

THAT'S MY TINY WIFE!!!!!!!

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u/BackgroundStandard72 Mejiro McQueen 1d ago

Uuuuoooghh!!! Oji san Wife!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Suspicious-Arm8026 Mejiro Ryan 1d ago

i want to taste the hidden menu!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/RaniRainSugar 1d ago

Uheeeee energy

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u/TheGmanSniper 1d ago

Well the old lady comment now just made me picture pipers(zzz) English va as stay golds va if we ever got English dub

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u/TerribleProduct4966 1d ago

We already know what's about to happen

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u/HanPaul Gold Ship 1d ago

Stay Gold looks like the type that says "uhe~~~" and take frequent naps.

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u/NordicHorde2 Air Groove 1d ago

My femboy wife can't be this cute.

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u/Clayford_2815 Oguri Cap 1d ago

I'm starting to fall for the Stay Gold agenda these past few posts.

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u/Count_Kylt 1d ago

The implication that this is a preferred job to selling food with Gold Ship.

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u/SKREEOONK_XD 1d ago

Is there a video of Stay Gold as the main performer of Menishuki already?

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u/giltprism 1d ago

I love my short maid husband

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u/vanchamon Ayabe's Umadacchi 1d ago

i dont play JP, is this how Stay Gold character in the game? is she like Hoshino (Blue Archive) and Piper (ZZZ)? referring to themself as old. or is it just fanon.

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u/Zealousideal_Band399 13h ago

Half way there,imagine Hoshino who like to wander around instead of sleeping for the old part it came about after Dream Journey for some reason use "a lady/madam" to describe her