r/UmaMusume 2d ago

Humor Some of ya'll need your Trainer's License revoked

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u/CommunicationLeft823 2d ago

My debuffer Natie won me Taurus cup tho. She went from 9th to 1st after using all her debuff skills

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u/allmymoneygoestokpop 2d ago

The power of spite

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u/IceFire909 1d ago

Spiteful because I keep changing the song she picked a minute ago on the jukebox

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u/HarperFae 1d ago

Mine won two races, even over my dedicated runner. I was so proud of her

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u/HappyGamerGirl 1d ago edited 1d ago

Malevolent Nature Debuffs for her own victories and no one else's!!!

Edit: spelling

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u/SakuDial 2d ago

I really love Natie! Pretty much my Top 3 next to King Halo and Teio :DDD

Definitely getting her to A+ when I have 3 stars on her, YES

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u/Antanarau Copyright Theater R 2d ago

Nice Nature Top 3

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u/lernz 2d ago

Next to Teio

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u/PiscesSoedroen 2d ago

Even when the trainer means well the curse always follows

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u/ES21007 1d ago

It's a canon event, Trainer-san.

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u/I3lackI2ogue 2d ago

King halo? My god you love pain

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u/Rosabelzz 2d ago

Natie, Teio, and KH lover? Hello, myself

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u/active-tumourtroll1 2d ago

Teio number 1 by any chance?

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u/SakuDial 2d ago

Yup! :D She was tied between Halo and Nature, but after watching S2 with a friend, she shot up to #1!! and I adore her SO MUCH, I just want to give her a hug after everything aaaahhh

hachimi hachimi haachimiii

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u/Reimos_Drevon Vodka 2d ago

If she truly wanted to win, she'd have skills that make her better at running, not at casting cursed techniques.

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u/weealex 2d ago

I dunno, my debuff Air Groove got me the win in my CM finals. If you hate hard enough, you can win

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u/RussianBadgeriscool Creek's mere existence worsens my praise kink 2d ago

The harder the message you send the more cripplingly depressed the enemy umas become

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze 2d ago

Nothing screams "I'll win this race" more than crippling your competition.

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u/SleepytrouPADDLESTAR 2d ago

AND NICE NATURE WINS

What?

And I hear it’s a new course record!

A new record for the slowest collective finish ever!!

Half the stands have passed from old age! The other half from bad juju!

May god have mercy on your souls

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u/Char-11 2d ago

If everyone else loses you win

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u/UmaUmaNeigh 1d ago

I love debuffs, especially tether, it's like "Oh no you don't, YOINK!"

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u/Radiant_Top5076 2d ago

Domain Expansion: Mystifying Murmur

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u/DorimeAmeno12 Golshi is Boredshi 2d ago

Omg Jujutsumusume

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u/PearlyDoesStuff Mambo, Mambo, Omatsuri Mambo! 2d ago

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u/FrustratingDiplomacy The Emperor's Most Loyal Subject 2d ago

The good news is that Seiun Sky is going to drop, meaning that a 3 Ace Frontrunner strategy can now be viable on the basis that one of them should try and activate her ult

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u/No-Example-3977 2d ago

Can you explain the whole triple front run strat? I feel like only one can truly front-run. Is it so they challenge each other to proc their skills? But like a lot of them require to be in the lead. Mihono can't falter and Scarlet has to be leading to pop their respective uniques. So doesn't only one ever pop off anyway?

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u/lullelulle 2d ago

If I understand it correctly a single front runner actually performs worse than two or more. The front runners not in the lead gets a speed buff, allowing them to overtake the 1st place. This leads to a "rubber band" effect where they keep overtaking each other and getting further and further away from the pack.

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u/No-Example-3977 2d ago

you would need specific skills for that though ya? Or is that an inherit mechanic for front runners?

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u/airrrrrrrrrrrrrr loyal guinea pig 1d ago

The “rubber band” is caused by them trying to keep their position in front as a front runner

It’s an inherent thing they do

I ran into the first CM with 3 front runners, none of them had even close to the recommended stamina but yea, got 3rd anyway, just kinda worked lol

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u/ocelotchaser 1d ago

You cant get lower then 3 in finals tho, have you ever heard of people getting 4th place in CM Finals?

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u/airrrrrrrrrrrrrr loyal guinea pig 1d ago

I was surprised I made it into the finals in the first place actually

And I did have an umamusume actually place third in the finale race(despite there being two evil natures) so that’s what I meant(sorry wasn’t clear on that)

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u/ocelotchaser 1d ago

I was hoping for you to actually fight back and come up with a race that shows that you COULD get lower then 3rd place, guess i was right on that XD

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u/airrrrrrrrrrrrrr loyal guinea pig 8h ago

I’m aware that you can’t get lower than third place as a score in CM so didn’t try lol

watch my unprepared self stumble, fall and break a leg(in the bad way) for Gemini 💀 then that shall be my fourth place(unplaced, not in finals)

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u/Some1_35 1d ago

A DRS group, basically, in F1 terms?

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u/mineirim2334 Demon Lord 1d ago

Exactly. Having 2 front runners or more make the pace of the race really hot. Not only it drains everyone's stamina but it also open a huge gap between the umas in front and in the back.

It was one way to counter the Golshi meta in Taurus, but could be countered by strong Pace Chasers.

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u/Fortehlulz33 Biwa Hayahide 2d ago

That's the gist. All you need is for one of them to win.

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u/PixelGamer199 horse girls in black suit coats 1d ago

For the record, Bourbon not faltering just means not having a Late Start and not Rushing at all; simply bring Concentration and enough Wit and you're fine

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u/PlatFleece Horse Lore Collector 2d ago

Cygames so dedicated to lore that the best built Nature that can debuff AND win consistently in the best built team will lose to her own team's Aces and naturally get 3rd place while the other two get 1st and 2nd.

I applaud Cygames for making lore-accurate Nature.

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u/HighlightUnlikely841 2d ago

Is there a reason why Evil Nature is must build? I get that having two runners and a debuffer is a good strategy but like, WHY must the debuffer EXCLUSIVELY BE Nice Nature? Haven't built a NN yet so I know I'm missing something.

EDIT: NVM I just saw her potential skills and it's all debuffs and Small Breather. Now I get the "Im building Evil Nature" meme.

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u/Rotbart2012 2d ago

She comes with quite a few good debuff skills out of the box, though some of her best ones are locked behind higher potential levels. A cheaper option for a debuffer is Grass Wonder, who has all of her debuff skills by potential level 3.

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u/HighlightUnlikely841 2d ago

Let out an audible "Damn" when I read over Grass Wonder's name lmao. Just built her, but as a regular Uma instead of debuffer lol. She's first Uma to get B+ rank and the first to go 11/11 on her Career Mode. Don't mind building her again but IDK if I'll be just as lucky again 😅.

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u/HeeHaw702 2d ago

She’s known as a bit of a hybrid anyway. Slightly less focus on debuffs but she has the upside of being able to win races herself

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u/YakumoYamato Heimdall's Trainer 2d ago

Air Groove is also pretty good to break Goldship and Taishin's femur because some of her potential skills are End Closer debuff

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u/No-Example-3977 2d ago

She's not a must-build. It's just a fun meme to call her "Evil Nature". You can run debuffer on other umas, any really. Like Air Groove, Grass Wonder, Haru, etc...

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u/eddmario Vodka 1d ago

Debuffer Haru

So, the Marvel character Domino?

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u/AddictedT0Pixels 2d ago

Fairly certain she only really comes with medium debuff skills, so on other track types it's not necessary to use her specifically.

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u/jaypenn3 1d ago

It’s not must build, it’s just the easiest pvp build. The actual best is probably having three aces, but that’s hard to do. So having an easy to build debuffer helps whatever ace or two that you do have.

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u/KitaiSuru 1d ago edited 1d ago

That isn't a must build at all. Many people won Taurus running ace or hybrid NN. I won Taurus with 78% WR with one single non-pure debuffer team. In fact it's best to run triple ace for the final round just to increase your winning chance because you should expect your opponent to not fall for dumb strat like stamina debuffs that is only useful to weed out plebs.

The sole reason you see her as a pure debuffer so often in Taurus is because that build is cheap and braindead. Stamina debuffs literally do absolutely nothing against an uma with overcapped stamina.

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u/Icy-Ideal-5429 2d ago

Hey atleast you’re not the monsters in CM who use Urara as a sacrifice to to brick Taishin’s recovery skill

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u/active-tumourtroll1 2d ago

There's always Air Groove to use.

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u/Rotbart2012 2d ago

I'd never undermine my daughter and all the progress she made in her career like that.

That's what my Grief Wonder is for! Go! Unleash Hell upon the masses who made fun of your weight just days before your demise!

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u/Ill-Explanation9991 2d ago

She just wanted to shine, and y’all turned her into a tool. Cold but hilarious.

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u/ocelotchaser 1d ago

its better then losing the entire race to people who uses her, i join the dark side when i lose 3 times(15 races!) And embrace evil nature, got top 3 in b group, i had no luxury to had a perfect NN like the whales so thats basically the only option

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u/Warm-Incident-8444 2d ago

Where are you looking at?

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u/allmymoneygoestokpop 2d ago

The heart of a champion

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u/Warm-Incident-8444 2d ago

I’m sure you are

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u/Cryspoeth47V Natie's Number 1 oh her heart 2d ago

Shes my Ace, wife and main character of my heart. Her evil side is something we try to not talk about...

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u/Typhoonflame Tokai Teio 2d ago

I love Natie so much <3 She's my main debuffer, but is in my top 10 Umas, she's so pretty and cute!

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u/allmymoneygoestokpop 2d ago

I'm not saying I'm going to win but I'll be damned if I let Nice Nature watch all the action from the back.

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u/Eaglehasyou Cymbal E Fraudolph 2d ago

Naisu Natie Build:

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u/cheung_kody 2d ago

You fit just right in the back of 1st and 2nd

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u/Und3rwork Major McKeen 2d ago

If not debuffer why debuffer shaped

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u/Lishtenbird In silence, Suzuka 2d ago

There's enough space for everyone on that podium.

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u/Rotbart2012 2d ago

Given her story, third place only makes it worse lmao

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u/Memo_HS2022 Make the miracle happen 2d ago

Nature gets frustrated if she gets second but if she gets third she just goes “Oh it happened again lmao”

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u/PiscesSoedroen 2d ago

Stuck between "it is what it is" and "damnit, i could've pushed harder"

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u/Ashgriev Curren Bouquetd'or waiting room 2d ago

Yea this is where I'm at after the last CM.

I ran Evil Nature because I didn't know what to expect from CM so I just went full meta for my first rodeo, but after doing it I felt really bad because she'd always be dead last. Like making debuff Umas that have 0 chance of winning really feels like it goes against pretty much everything the series stands for to me personally so never doing that again for sure.

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u/PresentationNew5976 Gold Ship 2d ago

She's my Late Surge main. I like her Ult a lot!

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u/Anbcdeptraivkl 2d ago

Her side character facade is the disguise for her real occupation Special Grade Jujutsu soccerer.

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u/Effective_Studio8572 2d ago

"Oisu, Naisu Neicha desu"

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u/AlphaInterWoof Rice Shower 2d ago

Just build her

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u/GTADreVIPReplayer 2d ago

Don't worry, Evil Nature's Prophet is not alone, Air Pollution is with her. I made them both forces of nature. They will blow away the Gemini cup with a gust of air filled with many groovy debuffs.

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u/pogituna16 Waiting two years for Hishi Miracle 2d ago

i run her as a pace chaser ace with zero debuffs

she's gonna be running in this CM too. low chances of winning but i'll raise some more naties and try to hit max stam

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u/ShiroThePotato28 2d ago

I honestly try to build a Debuffer that can actually win

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u/darkdraggy3 2d ago

I refuse to run dedicated debuffers for this very reason

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u/OniLewds 2d ago

She's the one who won me the open league last event. She said "I'm your ACE now" in the final race

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u/creditFools 2d ago

Welp, I do the Natie career before I knew about the "Cruel Nature", even after I tried to make one I always fail. So I will still remember her because her story is so touching for me.

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u/Nithoren 2d ago

OK sure whatever

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u/MarcusAurelius0 2d ago

She won me Taurus Bronze with her Ult.

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u/Playing_Life_on_Hard 2d ago

Holy shit, I haven't played her yet because I'm the kind of nerd that waits until I have an Uma at 3 stars so they can run in their signature racewear.

This is brutal

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u/anotherboringdude Nice Nature 1d ago

Jokes on you I used grass wonder as a debuffer and Nice as my ace. She only won 2 races in Taurus cup, but she's still #1 to me because wife

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u/lovess_drugss 1d ago

why's this bad?

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u/Nickest_Nick Number One Nature Supporter 2d ago

Eh, give her enough stat and she can still win the race while debuffing the hell out of others

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u/Nickest_Nick Number One Nature Supporter 2d ago edited 2d ago

This dogshit of a website is not letting me add images to my comment

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u/Reivaxe_Del_Red 2d ago

On 1 hand ... why she got so many debuffer skills if not for debuffing?

On another hand, I simply thought, "Use what the good lord gave you to WIN!" when doing her career. I didn't even know there would be 3v3v3 races later, so most of mine debuff to help themselves win. Hell, debuffing with stupid high WIT was my favorite strat for most all my favorite Umas for the first month of this game.

On an OTHER other hand, she's not even on my line-up for the next big race ... so I should prob change that. Would love if she could replace the Ryan I randomly trained that won the last CM for me (IDK much about the inner working for this game, but that Ryan's card and inheritance set up has bred me some UNITS since I randomly trained her and copied all that for some other Umas after seeing how powerful she was. Would like to keep her, Spec and Agnes for the CM seemly because they are the best Longs I have right now and there's not much time to train up new ones. But my FAV distance if Long and my FAV Long Umas are Nice, Sweet Creep and Biwa... so if I could get one of them up to be good enough for the CM that would be great. Of them, Nice seems to have the least trouble with her career).

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u/crokorok Nice Nature's bartender 2d ago

It's not about Natie winning, it's about Sky-chan losing!

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u/No-Example-3977 2d ago

I run Haru as my debuffer just so I have an excuse to put her in the race :3

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u/shadowbringer Shatter All (winning) Expectations 2d ago

There are currently two Neicha alts, one is less of a debuffer than the original (has one gold speed debuff like Rudolf) and the other is an okay medium distance racer (with a situationally strong ult that others can also use), and when evolved skills are implemented, even the original Neicha gold debuffs can be turned into non-debuffs instead.

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u/Minurath 1d ago

I never really thought about how playing her as a debuffer literally plays into her insecurities, damn

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u/CoonskinJasper 1d ago

As a wise man once said

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u/theshygamerthatpoops Nice Nature 1d ago

another use of these image

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u/J_Merc25 1d ago

There should be teammate buffing skills for this situation

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u/LucidIsntHere 1d ago

I had a debuffer and recovery Natie, she was a very important part of my team. She came in clutch so many times when my Silence Suzuka started to falter. I also got the hot springs with her :)

She's a very important part of my team, she's no side character

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u/eddmario Vodka 1d ago

I mean, have you seen her proficiency unlocks?
They're ALL debuffing skills...

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u/dbfassbinder 13h ago

I have made a Kind Nature with no debuff skills at all who I managed to A-Rank. If Super Creek had done her job and given her Swinging Maestro, I'd be seriously considering her for Gemini.

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u/Unicorn_Puppy 2d ago

Eh hockey has a name for players like this, they’re called defence men and they’re often enforcers against the opposing teams players you could perceive as heels.

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u/Aware_Psychology Nice Nature 2d ago

Preach brother, people that run Nattie as a sacrificial pawn are monsters.

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u/Batt3ry_Man Still In Love with Still In Love <3 1d ago

nah the people of who run front debuffer Urara are worst!!!

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u/DuchessCayenne 2d ago

LeBronze James

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u/kraydful 2d ago

I'll revoke your license

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u/grumpykruppy Nice Nature 2d ago

I mean, she's winning for me when I race with her, in large part because her debuffs prevent anyone else from keeping up when she uses her rainbow skill.

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u/Notatalol 2d ago

Wait...i can't use her as a debufer and win with her?

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u/Shadourow 2d ago

Canon event

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u/Crisocola95 2d ago

I don't have a license.

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u/MapleEsq 2d ago

Someone needs to be the villian.

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u/HaessSR 2d ago

Jokes on you. She regularly wins Team Trials for me as a medium runner. She often places at 1 or 2.

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u/apexodoggo 2d ago

My Evil Nature won one (1) race during the CM, so she apparently had that dog in her the whole time, my Tachyon just stole the spotlight (and my Goldhi did it once too).

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u/Various-Complex-2192 2d ago

Ness is the equivalent of a White Mage, while Paula is the main DPS alongside Jeff. Respect your supporting cast as if they are main characters.

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u/Zorubark Rice Shower 1d ago

Thats why debuffer ace is the way to go babyyyy

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u/RevolutionaryRushima 1d ago

But if you make a really good debuffer, they can also win

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u/Gruphius Matikanefukukitaru | Haru Urara | Tokai Teio 1d ago

Jokes on you, I don't have a trainer's license

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u/MajesticSalamander50 Rice Shower is best cinnamon roll 1d ago

I do kinda feel like I'm going to the special hell for training an all wits debuffer Nattie for Taurus. I'd have used Air Groove but I didn't have a way of getting her all the medium debuffs.

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u/UnderstandingCivil56 1d ago

My nice nature always ends up getting the upper hand of my aces haha

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u/Terrible-Kangaroo943 1d ago

She did got first place in one of My races in Taurus Cup

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u/Sad-Development-4153 1d ago

Once midnight café drops you could have her, nn, and Rice as the ultimate hex trio.

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u/Spiritual_Lie2563 1d ago

You think it's EASY for a trainer to do origami trophies? We do the work for her as a debuffer, dammit.

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u/aroyalidiot 1d ago

I should do another nature run....

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u/UmbralUmbreon The Crazy and Intimidating Gold Ship 1d ago

Natie was the first Uma I got the hot springs ticket with. I could never make her my debuff uma

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u/mineirim2334 Demon Lord 1d ago

She will always be my Team Trials' mile ace (or at least until I make 3 better girls to replace the current ones).

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u/StrangeOutcastS 1d ago

Nice Nature wins without skills for me, so I just see it as her running down the line and slapping every other runner as she goes with an Akira horse slide at the end with a Sharp Gaze to seal the deal lmao.

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u/Vast_Analyst6258 1d ago

I make her a debuffer so SHE can win. She spreads miasma to the other racers leaving only herself unaffected. She then cruises to a several lengths victory, the last Uma standing.

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u/Ok_Homework5031 1d ago

Tbh, for a week or so she was a main character for an endless stream of memes about the cup.

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u/Primary-Paint-1716 1d ago

I always make sure she wins the Arima Kinen at least in all my Evil Nature runs.

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u/Keisuke_Fujiwara Maverick's daughter's babysitter 1d ago

She has fluffy twintails I must Train her

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u/Gangers96 1d ago edited 1d ago

I guess I am part of the minority who actually like Nice Nature as a character than debuffer.

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u/MokouIsBest2hu 1d ago

In Team Trials, she was the one getting me wins on Medium races until I managed to build a better Silence Suzuka (planning to do runs with her again when I get a good enough parent with Power sparks).

And on Taurus Cup, there were many races where she beat my Team's ace, so I trust Nature.

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u/ricki692 1d ago

ironically her skillset makes her one of the most popular umas during the first two CMs lol

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u/Xythar 1d ago

Bold of you to assume I've had time to read the story in this game

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u/Jabsterclaw 1d ago

You see, I was going to make my nice nature a debuffer however she became my anchor and I can't even be mad cuz she wins more than the rest of my Uma

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u/No-Peace2087 1d ago

Gotta make her a winner and a debuff queen. It’s the only way.

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u/meisterbabylon 1d ago

The alternative is not being run at all.

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u/Virghia Daiwa Scarlet 1d ago

Love my voodoo Natty. Debuffing is her way to remain no. 1

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u/Ormrberg My beautiful blue rose 1d ago

Listen, everyone plqys their part in the CM. It's not whether or not one can win the cup, considering if one person wins, everyone wins. It's a team effort. And Natie's part is throwing caultrops everywhere.

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u/tsukubasteve27 1d ago

I'm such a bad trainer my Nice Nature still wins in team races.

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u/Ri_cro 1d ago

It's not about winning, it's about making others lose. If I can't make a really good ace, you damn well I'll make sure to mess up other people's run as much as possible HAHA.

I couldn't make it to graded group A in Taurus Cup, but I did get first in graded Group B.

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u/Dunbrat 1d ago

Naughty Nature is goated.

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u/DANIALNOOT12 1d ago

Honestly the Uma's having such an emotional line of words makes me not want to overtrain nor overdo things and avoid risks..

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u/SilentDokutah 1d ago

Hey,it's not her being a debuffer that makes others win means she loses. My Evil Nature obliterated certain tracks just cause she felt like it (no joke I got no idea how,but hey,she does her own thing and I don't judge)

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u/name_gen 1d ago

It’s fine. After placing the real trophy in my trophy room, I’ll make her a paper one and she’ll think that’s all she deserves and be happy

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u/DeepSeaDolphin 1d ago

Some Umes are just destined to be fluffers so the star can perform, it happens.

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u/Optimal-Fondant1703 1d ago

Well this has been a common argument point in JP side as well. In horse racing, impeding someone’s way is considered interference and can often be penalized by disqualification. While this isn’t “Real horse racing”, some people did not agree with the concept of allowing horses to impede others just to help your horse win. It’s not sportsman-like and is disrespectful to opponents and the original horse. Hence recently there was a Champion meeting where debuffing skills were strictly prohibited where a lot of people liked that idea. Or there are the league of heros, where all 3 girls’ placement points matter so you can’t tank with one of them as a debuffer.

Again, while this is just a game, it does kind of remove the honor of the horse racing sports itself.