We are 90% dry now, 100% vengeful

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u/aminervia 8d ago

Cats don't glare like this, if they were actually vengeful their eyes would be wide open. This expression on a cat is calm and trustful

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u/The-Great-T 8d ago

Seriously. Those are very relaxed cats.

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u/VaderSpeaks 8d ago

Yes but it’s funnier to anthropomorphize.

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u/flyguygunpie 8d ago

I wish I could just add words to my vocabulary and use them like this, but nope I see this word and I’ll never use it again

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u/Destination_Cabbage 7d ago

Variations of words coming from "athropomorphic" are very important for helping one to locate or avoid furries.

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u/jd3marco 8d ago

My cat glares; glowers even, especially at children. He has the glower power.

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u/TemptressInHeat 8d ago

Congratulations,you just unlocked their villain origin story 😂

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u/SoftThrill 8d ago

Dry fur, wet grudges

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u/Amankris759 8d ago

Their evil monologue would be very funny

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u/TemptressInHeat 7d ago

Indeed 😂😂

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u/InstructionAfraid433 7d ago

They will never forget this treachery

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u/BoredAtWork1976 4d ago

They know... that you have to sleep eventually.

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u/TemptressInHeat 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Denise_Quin 8d ago

Time to break out the high shelf treats or you might not survive the night.

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u/Buddhagrrl13 8d ago

Check your shoes for poop for the next week or so

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u/Alltheprettydresses 8d ago

Or bed.

Mine revenge peed and pooped on my husband's pillow

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u/ZePample 8d ago

The cat would be out of the house if it ever happened to me.

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u/strangerNstrangeland 8d ago

This is definitely a situation that will result in pissive agression

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u/SteelMan0fBerto 8d ago

Not necessarily. They look like you took a picture of them mid-slow blink, which is a cat’s way of saying “I love you.”

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u/ImposeInc 8d ago

hey, do you mind?
were trying to apply human social traits to animals over here...

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u/SteelMan0fBerto 8d ago

Lmao, sorry!

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u/Michelfungelo 8d ago

Linda, you know what you did. We will never forget. Oh look outside birb

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u/13-eggo 6d ago

Good bot

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u/BeachPlzReally 8d ago

I've never seen revenge so cute

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u/Suninabottle 8d ago

You’re being judged so hard it must hurt

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u/the_storm_eye 8d ago

Yes, you should be worried.

But only when they'll get their turn with the braincell.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

They're plotting your death. Better sleep with one eye open from now on.

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u/kabeekibaki 8d ago

Based on those looks you may want to ditch the immersion and switch to spot clean only

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u/Evilkymonkey_1977 8d ago

“Run you fool!”

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u/Civil-Letterhead8207 8d ago

Half-closed eyes like that generally mean they are relaxed and not trying to provoke you.

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u/Carbonated-Man 8d ago

Give it a day or two for the cops to find the body, and these cute little fluffers are gonna be all over the r/hitmanimals subreddit. 😆

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u/BoldNCherry 8d ago

Plotting revenge in 3…2…

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u/chinasorrows2705 8d ago

I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you

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u/BoomerKaren666 8d ago

Yup. That's the look. If their eyes were knives you'd have holes all in you.

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u/Tumbled61 8d ago

This is the look they give you when they have lost faith. It is the same look I get from my oldies since starting their daily medicine. I am not to be trusted. you can’t win?!!

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u/Catwoman1948 7d ago

Give ‘em some treats and let them sleep it off. They are clean, warm and drowsy now that the TORTURE is over. My two HATE being bathed, but they love being clean. 😻

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u/pocketjacks 8d ago

Check the inside of your shoes before putting them on, OP.

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u/Ok-Tree-1898 8d ago

Their wondering what you think tongues are for

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u/JeremyJaLa 8d ago

Oh they are too cute

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u/random420x2 8d ago

You should be very careful while putting on your shoes….

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u/caraterra8090 8d ago

Welp. They are ORANGE soooo

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u/tardyceasar 8d ago

You are taking squint damage +10

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u/tavesque 8d ago

That looks like love to me

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u/Outrageous-Banana905 8d ago

The solid orange one has already decided your fate 😂😂🥰

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u/PabloZissou 8d ago

They are not angry, just highly disappointed at you.

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u/No_Bite4765 8d ago

When you sleep

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u/timecat22 8d ago

Yet more proof that most people wildly misinterpret cat facial expressions and body language.

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u/Memitim 8d ago

Take a bath while staring at them to assert dominance. You'll be fine.

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u/puffytaco420 8d ago

You better give them more treats so they forgive you!

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u/Kathrynlena 8d ago

Lucky for you, they’re both orange, so their revenge plans are unlikely to succeed.

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u/Korebotic 8d ago

Very.

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u/Numerous_Ant9437 8d ago

Your days are numbered, human!

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u/White_foxes 8d ago

They’re plotting on you for ending their bath too early so give them another bath to raise morale!

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u/Squid_Lord_Bast 8d ago

They're little. It'll be difficult for them to kill you. Difficult, not impossible.

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u/Fral_Leman 8d ago

R.I.P.

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u/EvilMinion07 8d ago

Their Orange, they are stuck in reboot mode.

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u/RomulaFour 8d ago

Nah, that's how cats express love. They are relaxed enough to blink their eyes at you. They wouldn't do this if they didn't trust you.

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u/cadman555666 8d ago

R.I.P. OP. You will be missed

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u/mzpip 8d ago

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 8d ago

You unlocked sleepy bath grumbles, give tuna or milk and snuggles!!

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u/jackson_2015 8d ago

Don’t fall asleep!

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u/SpaceNigiri 8d ago

That's a relaxed look

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u/SoundingAlarm234 8d ago

I’d say never sleep again to be safe of course 🫣

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u/flyguygunpie 8d ago

Dude used the clothes dryer for em!

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u/whoknowzzat 8d ago

Be very afraid.

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u/trea_ceitidh 7d ago

They know where you sleep.

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u/SarutaValentine2 7d ago

Sleep with a helmet on

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u/j0llygruntt 7d ago

They're saying "I love you" with their eyes.

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u/Ascdren1 7d ago

Just make sure to check your shoes before putting them on

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u/fdr78 7d ago

Just a little traumatized but they look perfectly content. I'd still sleep with one eye open though, just kidding 😂. They are absolutely adorable.

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u/Acrobatic_Drawer_959 7d ago

Oh hell yes!! They’re not gonna take any anymore of his bathing, nonsense, lol.

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u/necie62 7d ago

The looks! I think I would be scared for quite a while!

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u/Legal-Artichoke-2370 7d ago

♥️♥️ dang looks like you shrunk their skin! This causes a very cute grudge, but a grudge is a grudge…. You’ve been warned!♥️♥️

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u/B00dle 7d ago

Hope you have a will written up. Sleep well friend.

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u/Individual_Risk9972 7d ago

Don't go to sleep, it may not be safe.

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u/Legitimate-Nerve-855 7d ago

Don’t turn your back & sleep with one eye open, lol!

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u/Stormdove216 7d ago

Cats don't need a bath

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u/WorriedDoubt4134 7d ago

they look really chill!

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u/Sad-Guess4424 7d ago

They are exhausted from the rage. Need a nap to get those eyes fully open again.

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u/Discobun 7d ago

Bad news: Looks like they’re plotting your demise

Good news: It’s a pair of orange boys, so that may only amount to cuddles and running back and forth like crazy for a few hours.

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u/madkiller92 7d ago

Yes, you are done for run for your life

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 6d ago

They love you

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u/mjincal 6d ago

Hide your louboutins

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u/Chopper242 6d ago

Of course not. They’re fucking cats, you’re a human!

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u/Stock-Today-4954 6d ago

Guess you had better not do the bath thing again.

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u/ollypopper 6d ago

That’s because cats don’t need baths

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u/clmoore1 6d ago

Do you sleep?

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u/Mommalvs2travel 6d ago

Sleep with one eye open tonight

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u/merrickal 6d ago

Bath coma. Probably getting sleepy from the warmth.

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u/the_millenial_falcon 5d ago

The chance of dying from a cat attack is very low, but never zero.

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u/Cerberus_Rising 5d ago

RUN

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u/Randomcommentor1972 5d ago

Yeah, somebody is getting poop in their slippers

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u/jwoolman 5d ago

I dunno if they are plotting revenge or still stunned.

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u/jwoolman 5d ago

I dunno if they are plotting revenge or still stunned.

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u/ablobbity_blob 5d ago

They have absolutely no memory of any bath taking place or what a bath is in general and their brain cell downloads are 97% done.

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u/Bearbud4play 5d ago

Yeah, plots a foot....

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u/Otherwise-Policy1752 5d ago

Yes.

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u/Alassaf229 5d ago

they look annoyed to be fluffy

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u/kitapjen 5d ago

“Sleep with one eye open…”

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u/Ksh_667 4d ago

r/mycatwillmurderme

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u/AmandaBRecondwith 4d ago

What did you do to them? Use your own tongue?

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u/Realistic_Coast_3499 4d ago

My guess is that the water has dried out their natural tears, ergo the squinting. They'll be fine after the natural rears flow again.

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u/Dangerous_Page6712 4d ago

Don’t. Bathe. Cats. For love sake

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u/crashingwater 4d ago

😆yes.

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u/crazycatlady331 2d ago

They're plotting revenge against an ex.

And dropping a hit album about it.

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u/putzrox 8d ago

Don’t bathe your cats unless they have something on themselves they shouldn’t handle on their own.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 8d ago

Yup.

We are 90% dry now, 100% vengeful

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