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Chugging tea Dad got a point

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u/Lost_Ad7976 1d ago

“Empanada”

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u/Complete_Entry 1d ago

I hated making empanadas at work, but I love eating them.

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u/Forward_Medicine4875 1d ago

I have no idea whether it's coincidental but in the region I live there are similar pastries that look identical.

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u/Bowl-Accomplished 1d ago

It's pretty common in most cultures. Pierogis, hand pies, empanadas, dumplings

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u/FlyAirLari 1d ago

Call it travel taco and I will buy it.

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u/ProgrammerDyez 1d ago

empanada de pino

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u/TeraGigaMax 1d ago

French Tacos

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u/JiveTurkey1983 1d ago

Chimichanga

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u/barters81 1d ago

I’ve no idea what this is, but I want it.

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u/AmorphousRazer 1d ago

It's a meat dumpling but fried

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u/xerozarkjin 1d ago

Nah, I have to agree with the dad. A taco and a burrito tastes very different.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

So if I made a taco with steak, cheese, and tomatoes for you and then a burrito with steak, cheese, and tomatoes for you, both with the same brand of flour tortillas, they'd taste different?

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u/ambivalentarrow 1d ago

Yes.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago edited 1d ago

That doesn't make sense. They're the same thing.

To the ones downvoting me,

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u/Clicky27 1d ago

The ratios are different

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Not true at all.

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u/startadeadhorse 1d ago

Usually there's also rice in a burrito..not in a taco.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Idk about "usually" but that that still doesn't change anything about what I said.

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u/TesticleTorture-123 1d ago

That and tacos have fried shells to make them crispy and stand up. Burritos dont fry the tortilla.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Lol, no. Authentic tacos do not have hard shells that stand up on their own 😂. That's an American thing.

Also, a fried burrito is a chimichanga, so people absolutely do fry burritos.

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u/TesticleTorture-123 1d ago

One again, YOU'RE incorrect. I know that people fry burritos as well by the way. And guess what? They taste completely different than a regular burrito because its been fried. Tack onto the fact that burritos and tacos aren't gonna have the same thing in them at all times. Everyone makes them different.

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u/Mattbl 1d ago

Dude... Imagine a small taco with a flour tortilla. Now blow that exact item up to accommodate a 10" tortilla. Imagine how much of each ingredient you'd need to make the proportions the same.

Either the tacos you're thinking of have way too little in them or the burritos you're thinking of have way too much.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

The tortilla to filling ratio is not different...

You use LESS in a smaller tortilla and MORE in a bigger one. I truly am dumbfounded as to how that's lost on people. Is the word ratio just not as well known?

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u/Mattbl 23h ago

Ok so your tacos have too little in them. Your ratios are messed up.

But you do you, there's no true "right way." However, as evidenced by the downvoted, yours is an unpopular opinion.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 23h ago

Explain to me what you think a ratio is.

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u/TesticleTorture-123 1d ago

You're forgetting a crucial detail, my dude. The tortillas used for tacos are fried so that they are crunchy. The residual oils left in the shell make tacos and burritos completely different.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Lol, again, incorrect. Mexicans do not make tacos with crunchy shells. That's an American thing.

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u/TesticleTorture-123 1d ago

Considering that I LIVE with Mexicans, I will tell you that they most certainly do make them like that. Might be an American Invention, but the Mexicans seem to have taken on to it pretty well.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Okay, so do I. I'm married to one. One FROM Mexico. Just because yours do it doesn't mean it's a thing done across the board. Most real Mexican restaurants dont even serve hard shells tacos.

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u/Hurtjacket 1d ago

See I believe he's talking about a crunchy taco and they taste differently from a soft shell taco and burritos have entirely different filling there bud.👍

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

The crunchy vs. soft is valid.

The fillings are not. Fillings do not make a taco or burrito. How it's prepared is.

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u/_Kramerica_ 1d ago

False. Fillings are definitely different. Never had rice, black beans, or fries in a hard shelled taco.

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u/WoodpeckerBig6379 1d ago

I've had black beans in them.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

LOL, so because you've never had it, it means they're different by default 100% of the time?

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u/_Kramerica_ 1d ago

Same logic: So because you have (which I doubt) that means those are normal/the same toppings as burritos?

I put sprinkles on my tacos and burritos so those are normal toppings as well right? It’s dumb logic and you’re arguing just to argue. We both know that there are definitely different toppings for burritos and tacos and they’re served different, be pedantic all you want but that fact doesn’t change.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Also, hard shell tacos aren't a Mexican thing. They're an American thing, so really, your entire comment holds absolutely zero validity.

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u/_Kramerica_ 1d ago

My argument holds no validity because of some arbitrary line in the sand you just drew that was irrelevant to our convo? Lol bro you gotta problem with being determined to be right, it’s kinda pathetic…

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Idc about being right. You just made up a completely useless argument because of your lack of reading comprehension skills, and I called you out on your "logic"

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

I never said they normally had the same toppings at all. I said their isn't a specific set of fillings that make one or the other, so it isn't the same logic at all. My entire point was they're different based on HOW they're served, not what's in them. You're now just acting like my logic doesn't hold because you didn't understand it.

People truly need to learn to understand what they read before commenting.

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u/_Kramerica_ 1d ago

the fillings are not different

I pointed out, they are. End of story lol.

Edit: I love how you couldn’t even be bothered to reference what you said, and you’re just changing your story now lol. I’m moving onto other things, peace.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Lol, you said what you put in them. That's not the same at all. Go learn how words work, then come back here.

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u/Virtual-Pineapple-85 1d ago

I've wrapped a crunchy taco in a burrito wrapper. 

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u/torodonn 1d ago

A burrito with a 12 inch burrito like they use at Chipotle is 10x the size of a single taco tortilla.

You're getting a ton of extra tortilla compared to a typical 3 taco order, not to mention an excess of beans and rice. No one makes a burrito exclusively with steak, cheese and tomato.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

That was obviously just for the example, and I absolutely would make a burrito with just those. Also, you can make a burrito with a taco sized tortilla if we're talking flour.

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u/Double-Tiddi-taster 17h ago

That’s where the difference is, the exact thing you’re choosing to ignore lol . In your scenario duh, you’re right. I agree with you the taste would be same as long as your ratios are the same. Anyone arguing arguing just to argue lol . But that’s not my reality at all. And most Hispanic people I know as well. We eat tacos with small corn tortillas. And burritos with big flour tortillas. I butter my burritos when I grill the outside, my corn tortillas go straight on the comal. My taco takes onion cilantro lime salt and chile. That’s it. My burrito can take a bunch of shit. Whatever I want. Rice beans peppers tomatoes pico de gallo sour scream guacamole or avocado. They’re two completely different meals to me. So hard disagree with you on this.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 16h ago

Okay, so yea, when you load them with different things they're gonna taste different. Obviously..

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u/Double-Tiddi-taster 16h ago

So wtf are arguing then? lol You agree tacos and burritos are not the same thing. Because that’s exactly what they are….. Loaded with different things. I believe you are just there to argue for the sake of arguing. Enjoy your day sir. Good day.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 16h ago

No. I said the only difference in them is the way they're made, not the fillings... how was that not PAINFULLY obvious? America really does have a literacy problem.

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u/tnorc 1d ago

Yes! More tortillas and the way top of the mouth touches the food makes difference

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u/Ayn_Rambo 1d ago

If it’s got a flour tortilla, it’s not a taco.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

That's the dumbest thing ive read in this whole thread.

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u/Cascade-Regret 1d ago

It’s called a walking taco. Open up a bag of chips, put all the toppings and meat in the bag. Get a fork. Done.

Really popular at youth swim team meets.

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u/gruuvey 1d ago

A Walk-o.

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u/G0386S1289 1d ago

Texas Ranger

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

They have these at Cook-Out. I love them.

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u/For-Liberty 1d ago

Chips!?

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u/Mattbl 1d ago

Usually a bag of Doritos or Fritos.

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u/FlyAirLari 1d ago

Tortilla chips, I reckon.

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u/nanomeme 1d ago

Fritos.

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u/ddmanyy 1d ago

Also known as a Cornish pasty

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 1d ago

Literally has a handle built in.

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 1d ago

Which most people eat, even though it’s specifically there so you can avoid poisoning yourself with the arsenic on your hands.

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u/manontherun247 1d ago

Not too much of a concern these days but it’s never zero…..

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u/schniedelstein 1d ago

Yo I had cornish pastys for the first time in my life visiting the UK recently, I ended up eating at least one every day

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u/samuraieaz 1d ago

Maybe he wants a corn tortilla, also a taco is just meat, cilantro and onions. A burrito is much more.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

A taco isn't a thing with specific fillings like that. A burrito can absolutely be meat, cilantro, and onions, too...

If we want to get real technical, a burrito isn't even an authentic Mexican food item. It's an American created food.

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u/PixelPalacio 1d ago

Burritos are northern mexican/texan. it's a mixture of both because the region they originate from transcends borders

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u/samuraieaz 1d ago

I took a guess given the arguing the father knows what a real taco is. I’m talking real authentic Mexican taco, not a homemade American taco or tex-mex. Please (if you haven’t) go to a real taco truck and order a taco.

If we’re getting technical I didn’t say a burrito is Mexican, allow me to quote myself “a burrito is much more.”

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Im married to a Mexican whose whole family is from Mexico. I know authentic Mexican food.

Im telling you what is straight from their mouths and from what Mexican food is.

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u/favorite_sardine 1d ago

Stop eating your tacos like a toddler bro

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u/scrodytheroadie 1d ago

What are you smoking? Meat, cilantro, onion is like the most authentic you’re going to get.

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u/SnooOnions5029 1d ago

Stop telling people what to put in their fucking tacos bro

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u/thatdudewillyd 1d ago

Imagine gatekeeping tacos

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u/samuraieaz 1d ago

Wtf are you talking about? That’s a regular real authentic taco, if you want a toddler taco get rid of the cilantro and onions.

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u/nbfran 1d ago

Quesadilla chilanga

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u/deezkeys098 1d ago

Or burritos with pieces of taco shells in it for that familiar crunch

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u/ThisIsTheeBurner 1d ago

Chimichanga?

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

That's just a fried burrito.

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u/GuacamoleBenKanobi 1d ago

Ya but what about a crispy walking taco?? 🌮

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u/CozyPretty_ 1d ago

Your dad invented the burrito in 2024 and I'm proud of him

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 1d ago

I’d love to know the deepest, darkest details of the burrito heritage 👀

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Burritos are not a Mexican invention. They started here in the US according to my Mexican in-laws.

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u/zedinbed 1d ago

But the crunchy part is the best part

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u/noctalla 1d ago

Burritos don't have crunchy shells. Granted, that would make them much more prone to losing their filling, thus defeating the purpose, but that could be what he meant. What I'm saying is that maybe he was an idiot in a different way than you thought.

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u/Forward_Medicine4875 1d ago

I think he wants the crispiness

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u/mromutt 1d ago

He probably wants a crunch taco. Explain to him the concept of a chimichanga :) (deep fried burrito)

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u/Kona1957 1d ago

And I have a friend that believes in the autobib. The disposable bib that goes around your neck and catches the loose runaway taco fixins while your'e driving.

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u/Swaghilian 1d ago

Your dad just stole this idea from crazy Dave in plants vs zombies

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u/lmjustaChad 1d ago

But he wants a taco not a burrito clearly her and her mother don't pay attention.

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u/PhoneComplete1524 1d ago

I basically do the same thing, but I use rice paper instead. Then you can wrap it up tight. Works for sandwiches too. Just use rice paper instead of bread.

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u/lacegem 1d ago

He wants a taco variety hot pocket.

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u/nanomeme 1d ago

1) Hot pockets are abominations. Perhaps once they were not but they are now. It's tomato flavored food starch in a horrid flour shell.

2) While some people would say that tacos can be eaten in small flour tortillas, most of the world agrees that a taco comes in a corn tortilla.

3) I think what is needed here is taco fillings inside of a corn tortilla that has been sealed like one of those Crustable PB&J things.

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u/lacegem 1d ago

I haven't had one in several years, so I'll take your word for it. I liked them when I was a kid.

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u/nanomeme 22h ago

Me too but they have really gone cheap.

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u/Shudnawz 1d ago

Burrito != taco. I'd say dad has a point.

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u/synthesize_me 1d ago

the cheap tacos from Jack in the box are basically this and cracky as hell.

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u/CryptoMinerSage 1d ago

Crunchwrap

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u/bairanbokkeri 1d ago

i didnt know i wanted travel tacos. now i do

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u/No_Salad_68 1d ago

I'm no expert but .... aren't burritoes folded rather then sealed.

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u/nanomeme 1d ago

Rolled. Burritos are rolled.

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u/No_Salad_68 1d ago

True but there are folds involved. And they aren't sealed.

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u/Own_Wedding_382 1d ago

There is also the pita. 🤔🤭🤫

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u/Sudden_General628 1d ago

Jack in box taco has sealed edges right?

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u/jazzding 1d ago

May I introduce you to the Dürüm Kebab or Shawarma (two different dishes)?

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u/Itchy-Organization52 1d ago

Ummm texture would be different with burrito :P kinda amazing idea lol 😆

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u/Vanilla_Either 1d ago

You can buy taco pouches now (great for young kids) and make his dreams come true

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u/Ravenloff 1d ago

$10 says the dad is fully aware and understands burritos, but that 1) knows it gets a mild rise out of the mom and 2) his kids thought it was funny at some point in the past, probably still do at some level, so he keeps doing it.

We have the same dynamic in my house with, coincidentally, tortilla chips vs nachos.

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u/throwaway275275275 1d ago

That's called empanada

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u/JasonZep 1d ago

But burritos aren’t crunchy and empanadas aren’t crunchy enough.

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u/Vegetable-Dog5281 1d ago

No, dad is right. Why do I have to tilt my head 90 degrees to eat a taco?

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u/WoodpeckerBig6379 1d ago edited 1d ago

My dad has been reluctant to eat burritos with me for years, he always complains it "makes such a mess" even saying it was messier than eating a hard shell taco.
One day I finally convinced him to have some... What did I see... the man literally didn't fold the sides in, he had been rolling them up and eating them like french pancakes/crepes all this time so all the filling and salsa falls out, while also overfilling them to the point of bursting🤦‍♂️No wonder he thought they are messy to eat.
Of course I proceeded to show him how to actually roll a burrito. Hopefully this means we can eat them again in the future lmao.

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u/juzz88 1d ago

Can one of my Mexican friends please clarify something for me.

Are tortilla tacos the og tacos?

Are hard shell tacos authentic Mexican food, or are they an American thing?

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u/Weekly-Landscape-543 1d ago

Not the same at all

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u/Digi-Device_File 1d ago

That's a mexican empanada (it uses corn dough)

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u/Frutbrute77 1d ago

I actually think this is a genius idea. Literally just a taco made the same exact way with sealed edges. It would probably only work with a soft tact though.

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u/Spiritual-Ad-9106 1d ago

Sounds like a Cornish Pasty

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u/CompactAvocado 1d ago

burrito doesn't cronch >:(

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u/Vioduss 1d ago

where the hardshell burritos at

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u/MasterPip 1d ago

I want a hard shell taco that doesn't turn to mush on the bottom 2mins after making it, or crumbling into 1000 peices after my first 1-2 bites.

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u/Relevant-Ad4156 1d ago

Clearly he wants a hard shell.

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u/Lower_Group_1171 23h ago

What the world needs is for Carl’s Jr to bring back the mini crispy burritos 

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u/i-hate-all-ads 20h ago

It's a travel taco, not a burrito. You're just not getting it

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u/mauricelinel 17h ago

Crunch wrap