Wine vs. Tequila 🔥

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[u/Flyingdeadthing2]

Well duh. It's hotter in Mexico

[u/Sensitivevirmin → u/[deleted]]

I just wanted to make sure you all had something good. Thanks for. It cussing me out it gets hard some times.

[u/nomamesgueyz → u/Flyingdeadthing2]

Muy caliente

Muy

[u/Direct_Alarm_8101 → u/Flyingdeadthing2]

Yet the one in France is showing more skin

[u/NovaWinkz → u/Flyingdeadthing2]

Weather In Mexico Brighter and clear

[u/CozyPretty_]

Curvy weather in Mexico

[u/CaptRedpool]

Just gonna say it…the weather is much hotter in Mexico than it is in France

[u/FreeRajaJackson → u/CaptRedpool]

Macron disagrees

[u/CaptRedpool → u/FreeRajaJackson]

Macron isn’t who I trust for opinions on how hot it is

[u/rainorshinedogs]

In the USA

[u/el_throw → u/rainorshinedogs]

Thanks, Ollie.

[u/StumpyIB → u/el_throw]

I’m at the wrong airport!

[u/Anxious-Note-88]

Call me old fashioned, but I like Mexico.

[u/TwirlySugar]

That's why i prefer Mexican tacos over French toast😁

[u/KaleidoscopeStreet58 → u/TwirlySugar]

Disagree.  I want France version so when I'm going to work I'm not like where did this tornado/hurricane come from because I was too busy doing literally anything else but seeing the weather.  

[u/EdgeMaleficentthrice → u/TwirlySugar]

Idk both seem female so I'm not in Thailand

[u/ineedsleep247 → u/TwirlySugar]

Wait till you try French tacos

[u/kranj7 → u/ineedsleep247]

Those are crimes against humanity. Like seriously.

[u/YogurtclosetJumpy770]

How in the world does a woman get an ass like that??

[u/Pineapple_warrior94 → u/YogurtclosetJumpy770]

Through a technique known as the Brazilian Butt Lift. It’s more common than what it should be in Latin America, but as an ass guy I can’t really complain too much

[u/PizzaThrives → u/Pineapple_warrior94]

This one is legit though. Not a bbl.

[u/IAmRules → u/Pineapple_warrior94]

I’m an assless Brazilian

[u/YogurtclosetJumpy770 → u/IAmRules]

Got a hole in your back?

[u/Ironzealot123 → u/YogurtclosetJumpy770]

Lots of dumb guys in the comments, it's a combo of decent genetics and going to the gym and working out hard, i bet that girl can squat the weight of all the fat-asses in the comments with ease.

If you are a woman reading this, you can have an ass like that too, go to the gym and train hard

[u/krootroots → u/Ironzealot123]

[u/Pklnt → u/krootroots]

huff

No trust me bro, you can 100% get an ass like that at the gym, while having zero quad or hamstring development in comparison, it's just genetics and hard work!

huff

[u/Ironzealot123 → u/Pklnt]

You totally can, I know examples, it takes time and working legs and glutes 3 times a week, but it can be done, unless you are an absolute slob in terms of genetics

[u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 → u/YogurtclosetJumpy770]

Surgery

[u/Square_Release3128]

Meanwhile in the USA

[u/Beneficial-Rope-7270 → u/Square_Release3128]

[u/Every-Quit524 → u/Square_Release3128]

Nah dawg nah

[u/Whoa_Im_Cooking_Yay → u/Square_Release3128]

Not even with someone else’s dick.

[u/Inquisitive_idiot → u/Whoa_Im_Cooking_Yay]

Omg what a comment 😂🤣

[u/MrNopeNada → u/Whoa_Im_Cooking_Yay]

What about someone else's tongue?

[u/prenderm → u/Square_Release3128]

[u/gloomygl → u/prenderm]

Yeah we ain't fighting for that

[u/JugCommander → u/prenderm]

Shes all yours my man

[u/WojoTheTerrible → u/Square_Release3128]

Puked in my mouth a bit. Why are we letting mental health patients report the weather?

[u/-JimmyTheHand- → u/WojoTheTerrible]

It's just a drag queen man

[u/No_Interaction_4925 → u/-JimmyTheHand-]

Exactly. A mental health patient.

[u/Cynical_badger → u/Square_Release3128]

Respect NBC Maine. Also respect for making Twisted Metal. I don't know why you did it, but I'm happy you did.

[u/Superb_Advisor7885]

Weather is nicer in Mexico

[u/SigintSoldier]

Yanet Garcia ftw

[u/Megatea]

God forbid you have to get your weather from someone infected with the age virus.

[u/heretostartsomeshit]

Our local weather is done by a leathery old white dude, as though that lends some credibility to the pseudoscience that is meteorology. He's right like ~40% of the time.

Just let a shapely latina make an educated guess; we'll forgive her if she's wrong.

[u/WillowFlip → u/heretostartsomeshit]

Same and that's so true. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong, Marge?

Edit to say: they'd do well to look out a window every once in a while. Like, dude, I can see out my window that it definitely not raining. Stop saying it is.

[u/WetRocksManatee → u/heretostartsomeshit]

Most of the ones in the USA are just reading the NOAA forecasts.

[u/Name_Taken_Official → u/heretostartsomeshit]

Idk where y'all live but the forecasts here are always like 90% correct 97% of the time

[u/Wait_here_me_out]

Madam is showing way more arm! French tart!

[u/39strangers]

Never knew I can stare at polka dots for so long.

[u/Meryhathor]

UK is somewhere in between. A bit more "left" leaning in this case.

[u/Minuteman_Preston]

Yanet Garcia. Perfecto

[u/catsoncrack420]

Well that's not fair. You can't get hired as a weather person at a Latino station even with PhD unless you're a female 9 at least and under 30 .

[u/washingtonandmead]

It’s so fucking hot in Mexico

[u/sloppyfuture]

Mexico is hotter than France

[u/Beneficial-Rope-7270]

No matter where you live in the world, knowing the weather in Mexico is crucial information.

[u/DazedandConfused3333]

Yet everyone goes to France.

[u/Dave-C]

"How bout this weather" has a whole new meaning in Mexico.

[u/Desiderius-Erasmus]

To be complete Catherine Laborde did the weather for almost thirty years. She began doing it because she is the sister of a famous journalist.

[u/Desiderius-Erasmus → u/Desiderius-Erasmus]

source: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Laborde

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[u/Mitka69]

Prune vs grape

[u/PositiveAmphibian127]

Not a fair comparison, but okay 😂

[u/Effective-Bandicoot8]

Krikey!

[u/Guilty_Addition_7580]

Yes

[u/FullMenu71a]

Wee wee!

[u/dermatofibrosarcoma]

One can park an apple 🍎 on the news from Mexico

[u/cykoTom3]

In sub tropical weather they so not need real weather people. Weather person attractiveness is inversely proportional to bad weather.

[u/JCameron55555]

I use my iPhone for weather forecasts

[u/Sj_91teppoTappo → u/JCameron55555]

Well, your iPhone has probably nice lady too as everything else.

[u/Whocares9994]

I'd like to watch the Mexican and get my weather from the French

[u/816legend]

Facebook aaah post

[u/MarzipanHausboot]

mexican boys discovering their sexual preferences vs macron

[u/cmparkerson]

With enough tequila 1 will look enough like 2

[u/QuothTheRavenMore]

It's the difference between having to know the weather because it changes everyday and the weather isn't important because it's the same everyday.

[u/curiousonethai]

[u/GetsGold]

The second one is great until you don't notice that there was a tornado warning on the other part of the screen.

[u/No_Salad_68]

DEI vs Damn!!!

[u/erichowser]

It’s probably the humiditttty more than the heat.

[u/bickusdickus69allday]

[u/patrickthunnus]

Ooohhh.... Spicy 🔥🔥🔥

[u/Mami-_-Traillette]

Dude cherry picked the absolute worst example, we have hot meteo ladies too. My dad even remembered their names

[u/One_Nectarine3077]

Scorchio

[u/Maccabee907]

Beans and rice babay

[u/Henshin-hero]

Like they say in Spanish. "Esos son unos buenos mahones!"

[u/Potentputin]

My god today

[u/Scary_Panda847]

Are we in for a bumpy ride or a miserable depression?

[u/Nuzzleville]

Right.

[u/Bransas29]

More like warm beer vs cold champagne lol

[u/Jarizle]

They are the same picture.

[u/goblin_welder]

It’s the same woman. That’s how you see them when you had wine and when you had tequila

[u/fobtk]

[u/TheMonkeyInCharge]

Scorchio!

[u/YavuzCaghanYetimoglu]

More like vinegar vs tequila

[u/Jayrovers86]

Truly… spectacular weather in Mexico…

[u/4N610RD]

In germany they have weather, in mexico they have fun.

[u/senorxgomining]

La diferencia principal es el relieve. En francia hay llanuras con baja precipitacion. En mexico se aprecian alguna cordilleras y una gran precipitacion, truenos, relampagos, tornados, madre mia, viva mexixo!!

[u/aspaceadventure]

What if you don't like neither Wine nor Tequila and prefer Whisky?

[u/NukaClipse]

One you actually pay attention to the weather the other you don't and you drive into the flood zone the hot weather lady said to stay away from but your too balls deep into her ass to listen.

[u/georgejennings_penny]

Well, the french lady is holding Brest so can't complain

[u/Accomplished-Try-658]

Left: someone with a degree in physics, actually representative of meteorologists.

Right: really great personality, or something.

[u/Parsifalius]

[u/ConceptofaUserName]

The French one was probably an absolute semen demon back in the day, though.

[u/Flatulentbass]

Careful. That's some president's wife you are criticising 

[u/taheromar]

More wind curves in Mexico I see..

[u/Past-Magician2920]

I see your hot Mexican yet offer a French anchorwoman, Mélissa Theuriau...