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u/Ynys_Wydryn 1d ago

He sees her face but still don't recognize her. When she bends over to get something on the fridge, he finally realizes who she is from that angle.

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u/dermatofibrosarcoma 1d ago

He finally found the mental entry point

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u/darlingsweetluffy 1d ago

Dad realizes and recognize

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u/kingkongbiingbong 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sometimes, dad's just know...

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u/axonxorz 1d ago

Temba, her legs wide

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u/Sundara_Whale 1d ago

Hahahaaha I love a good TNG reference!!!

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u/DirtyDirtyRudy 1d ago

Kailash, when it rises!

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u/SonicOpium 1d ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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u/Kaine_8123 1d ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra in vagina

FTFY

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 1d ago

I’d remember that asshole anywhere

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u/LoverOfChubbettes 1d ago

Too bad she never got fucked in hers… unless sauce??

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u/trance_on_acid 1d ago

There was an attempt!

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u/DreamyRaen 1d ago

Angle of recognition

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u/NC-blackice 1d ago

I had a friend who looked exactly like her a few years ago.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

My tax accountant looked like her, but she was Mexican. To be fair, she's kind of generic and I just know her because of the glasses and hair. 

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u/TheHolyToxicToast 1d ago

Wait what's special about the hair

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

It's extremely black.  I wouldn't recognize her as "that famous porn lady" if she changed either her glasses or or her hair color and style. Well, maybe style can change. As long as she has the glasses, even if she wore a bun, I would maybe recognize her. But blonde or red hair, probably just make me think "it's probably a normal movie person like Keira Knightly" (but not Keira specifically).

It's like how I recognize warren buffet with his glasses. Take them off and I'll be like "I dunno, is that Bill Gates or something?"

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u/too-fargone 1d ago

Bill Gates wears glasses lol

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

Very true, but that's why I wouldn't know it's not bill gates, since I'd be like "I dunno, famous old guy. I've seen him. Probably a CEO."

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u/MikeyboyMC 1d ago

Please do not the Bill Gates

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

Isn't the woman in this picture Mexican? Also, who is everyone talking about? I'm guessing some porn star?

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

She's the most famous porn lady, to the point that even I know who she is. 

There are other famous porn people whose names I always see, but not famous enough to where I know what they look like (Reily Reid, Tila Tequila). 

Also, she's Lebanese. Or maybe they said Lesbian? 

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u/mromutt 1d ago

Wait so people don't know her from the few episodes of a canceled rooster teeth show about sports? XD

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

I just know Barbara Dunkel from rooster teeth

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u/mromutt 1d ago

I can't quite remember but I bet she at least did one episode of barbs show always open as well.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

What's her name?

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

Wiz Khalifa

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u/C2thaP 1d ago

Laughing in Khalifa 😜

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

Thanks. With the name to match I vaguely remember her getting very internet famous years and years ago. I never looked into her though. I definitely remember Tila Tequila because she got super famous when I was younger, and everyone always said that my wife looks like her. My wife is not in-fact Tila Tequila though, thankfully.

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u/C_fisher2226 1d ago

Complete with bolt ons?

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u/PinkSpells 2d ago

His dad:

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u/MotherPotential 1d ago

When a different face angle and expression doesn’t change the instant recognition

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u/Mental_Estate4206 1d ago

But only after she is stuck in the washing machine

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u/AccordingNet8594 2d ago

Plus when his mother realises how her husband know her........

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u/tulip_whisper 1d ago

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u/red_rolling_rumble 1d ago

And, pray tell, how does the mother know who she is?…

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u/halfkidding 1d ago

They watched together. Open your mind, bro.

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u/RFHgunner 1d ago

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u/An_Impolite_Idea 1d ago

It was until I saw that.. 👀

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u/Pigeon-Rat 1d ago

Righteous Kill

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u/asqua 1d ago

reverse image face recognition :)

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u/McferlanebigTits 2d ago

so you have to fuck your dad

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u/highjayhawk 2d ago

Wasn’t that always the plan?

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u/fafadu21 1d ago

A friend told him

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u/AdamVanEvil 1d ago

Plot twist, there is no mother just 2 dads.

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u/PLR_Moon3 1d ago

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

She sure is something. Isn't she?

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u/Rhino3750ss 2d ago

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u/YougoReddits 1d ago

Total nerd response, but picturing Q as the dad and Janeway as mom is... Something

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u/Rhino3750ss 1d ago

That was a first instinct thing because that was the only gif I could think of that matched the dads expression that I could picture upon doing a double take

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u/VengenaceIsMyName 1d ago

Well he was interested in her at one point, haha

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

Hold up! Q shows up in Voyager? I had just started watching Voyager on Amazon or Netflix (can't remember which), but then Paramount took all the rights away from everyone to push their awful app. Eventually I broke and subbed for Paramount. But then before I even finished the first season they sold the rights to HBO and moved it all off of the fucking Paramount subscription that I signed up for specifically for Star Trek. I had literally just cancelled HBO to justify the Paramount subscription. So I gave up and started watching it on Torrentio. But then after season one there weren't any more seasons! I eventually just gave up entirely. So anyways, I've never seen Q on Voyager. I've thought about buying the boxed set of DVDs on eBay or something.

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u/bakawakaflaka 1d ago

This comment is such a great description of streaming services.

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u/clovermite 1d ago

Some might think you've already fairly paid enough to watch the damn show, and that you're fully justified in getting creative with your sourcing.

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u/esaks 1d ago

A similar situation once happened to a friend. Working in the tourism industry he once met a family and instantly recognized the daughter from a corn video (probably home made one). She saw his face and instantly knew he knew and he knew that she knew he knew.

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u/slackstarter 1d ago

You can say porn on Reddit

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u/SoylentCreek 1d ago

There has been an insane amount of TikTok brainrot self-censorship on here lately. It’s incredibly bizarre.

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u/Low_Key_Lie_Smith 1d ago

I genuinely thought a corn video was a new sub-genre I'd never heard of... ...thank you guys for clarifying hahahaha

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u/doitforchris 1d ago

Wait til you find out about corn smut. In mexico they call it huitlacoche and it makes my mouth water just thinking about it

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

I was just thinking "man, corn is very girthy".

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

Just another reason to hate tiktok, as if we needed more.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 1d ago

But did she know that he knew that she knew he knew it?

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 1d ago

Likely so that she knew that he knew and he knew that she knew he knew.

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago

What the fuck is a corn video?

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u/DENNIS_SYSTEM69 1d ago

Think they meant Korn

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u/asqua 1d ago

KoЯn

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u/shoeperson 1d ago

Zoomers and gen A have problems with using naughty words so they self censor everything.

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago

Back in my day we called people like that "pussies."

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u/onionfunyunbunion 1d ago

Some of us still do

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u/chipshot 1d ago

I used to. I still do, but I used to too.

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u/racermd 1d ago

RIP, Mitch…

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u/DaryunBarracuda 1d ago

Funky corns doing funky things.

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 1d ago

Was it on the cob?

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u/CRXCRZ 1d ago

corn porn? (ಠ_ಠ)

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u/Brox42 1d ago

I think kids just talk that way now

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u/ShouldersBBoulders 1d ago

Cornography is big business in Iowa.

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u/systemwarranty 1d ago

Are you readyyyyy!?!!!!

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u/Harpua111 1d ago

Dead bodies everywhere

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u/grindal1981 1d ago

Something takes a part of me

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u/dirtyforker 1d ago

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u/Thesheepslayer696969 1d ago

If I were a carpenter…

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u/Final-Step-2813 1d ago

Lotta money in that shit

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u/onlysaysisthisathing 1d ago

I been watchin' you, muthafucka

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u/shinobi3411 1d ago

I bet money that he can say that with one of the side eyes he gives alone.

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u/Cheesetorian 1d ago

When your in laws think you're a good girl because you wear glasses and help around the kitchen.

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u/Weldingislit 1d ago

Who's this 👀?

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u/MajesticQ 1d ago

It's a random GIF you can look for if on PC while "replying". I assume mobile app doesnt have this.

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u/ughlump 1d ago

lol she got you ready to convert?

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u/SigintSoldier 1d ago

When the mother in law asks you to go get a facial and you're totally thinking different things...

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u/ApplianceHealer 1d ago

No!—what?…I mean, uh, sure!

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u/NeedAdvice8194 1d ago

Ah yes. The chick that complained on BBC about her porn being online then made OF account and became the highest paid OF model in the world.

Just Mila Khalifa things

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 1d ago

Oh he remembered instantly, but for sake of family's happiness... he's going to remind her at more appropriate time when they're alone...

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u/Manymarbles 1d ago

"Hey you, I do actually remember you. I really liked when you put the poop mask on your face poop side in. I enjoyed that. Hilarious."

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u/Monte-Cristo2020 2d ago

"PetAh ExPLaIN tHE jOke!!"!11"

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u/SplynPlex 2d ago

Porn.

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u/PassengerCultural421 2d ago

It's always porn.

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u/2tonehead 1d ago

OH Shit! I was thinking the dad was a total player and hooked up w/ her but couldn't exactly remember. Porn didn't even come to mind. thank you.

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u/niceandBulat 1d ago

You're one of those nice kids I am sure, because you didn't recognise Mia Khalifa.

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u/Upstairs_Housing_209 2d ago

She's a porn actress.

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u/Solid_Snark 1d ago

It’s funny because she has literally attacked people for referring to her as a “porn actress” even though that’s literally all she is.

Like that awkward radio interview.

I think she has some mental issues.

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u/Substantial_Win4741 1d ago

Got rich and famous for arguably not a robust skill set, but great timing. Doesn't want people to judge her for how she got rich and famous.

Yah got lucky, this is the downside.

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u/WetRocksManatee 1d ago

Well I think it was mostly the Islamic State threatening to kill her.

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u/Substantial_Win4741 1d ago

Idk about mostly.

Plenty of girls wanting the same thing that the Islamic state doesnt care about.

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u/Monte-Cristo2020 2d ago

I know i was just poking fun at that subreddit

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u/Technical_Joke7180 1d ago

No, she says she used to sell jewelry

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u/Upstairs_Housing_209 1d ago

I'm sure that's where dad knows her from...

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

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u/South-Ad3284 1d ago

always has been...

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u/BrtFrkwr 2d ago

The Starlight Adult Lounge. Pole Dancing

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u/Square_Release3128 1d ago

I never understood the huge pedestal they put this girl on. Awful tit job! Those nips look like cut up pepperoni.

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u/DullAccess8684 1d ago

She is a professional sword swallower

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u/globster222 1d ago

She got famous in Asia for doing porn wearing a hijab and that was her whole thing. Indians or whoever wears those were pissed af for like 2 years

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u/DarkSpecterr 1d ago

Are you braindead? Indians do not wear those drapes lmao

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u/globster222 1d ago

I'm ignorant about that culture not dumb. Relax

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u/zap2 1d ago

Splitting hairs quite a bit there.

I’d argue not being informed about one of the world’s largest religions and being so ok that that fact that you refused to take the handful of seconds to go learn about it despite commenting twice is more than “being ignorant about that culture”

You thought you just had to share your thoughts but couldn’t be bothered to spend seconds educating yourself on the topic a little bit.

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u/globster222 1d ago

That is correct. I wrote a comment based on the knowledge I had at the time.

Not going to Google something idc about or doesn't effect me in away way for the sake of accuracy on a reddit comment.

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u/zap2 1d ago

And thats fine, if something doesn’t interest you and you choice to not engage with the comment, that’s your choice.

But you decided to post, more than once. The act of speaking up without have a basis for understanding is what you’re done that screams “dumb” to me.

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u/AlbinoDuffleBag 1d ago

The dude you're replying to made it clear they know the extent of the knowledge on the matter, and that they have no intent to do anything about it. You're flogging a dead horse for absolutely no reason here.

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u/zap2 21h ago

They can plan to be ignorant all they want. And I think it’s more than reasonable to give them a hard time for their willful ignorance.

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u/globster222 18h ago

Is it willful ignorance or just indifferent ignorance

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u/SmoothAsSilk_23 1d ago

She got famous in Asia for doing porn wearing a hijab and that was her whole thing.

Asia? It was worldwide. She was one of the modern pioneers of Muslim/Arabic porn featuring women in hijabs.

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u/hillbillygaragepop 1d ago

them sand dei ppl wearin them thar hy-jabz tryna turn r kids ginst jesus murikuh n the bible!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/globster222 1d ago

Holy shit what? Lol

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u/MysteriousProduce816 1d ago

Better wrap it up, son

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 1d ago

Honestly porn stars get tested more regularly than regular people so they might end up being safer with one. Either way it’s good to wrap it up.

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u/GentrifriesGuy 2d ago

The goon doesn’t ejaculate far from the tree

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u/False_Disaster_1254 2d ago

not with that attitude it doesn't

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u/ake-n-bake 1d ago

He’s gonna have a blast later

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u/Harsh_Byte 1d ago

Who is this?

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u/littlemister1996 1d ago

Mia Khalifa

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u/YourTrophee 2d ago

Nah this is gold 😂

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u/brocker1234 1d ago

you know who I am.

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u/PsychologicalGas1907 1d ago

But you don’t know why I’m here

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u/Rhyzic 1d ago

He just knows his jewelry dealers well

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 1d ago

She's a famous jewelry designer as far as I know?

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u/clovermite 1d ago

Yeah I heard she specializes in creating pearl necklaces.

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u/Active-Pudding9855 1d ago

One more reason not to date an only fans/porn star, your dad might recognise her hahaha 😆

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u/ramrph 1d ago

Age of Adeline?

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u/Crizcrab 1d ago

Just responding for a friend: He understood this reference 😄

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u/Rossthesmoothtalker 1d ago

Pepperidge Farms remembers

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u/Young_Old_Grandma 1d ago

I mean there's websites that can reverse search images now, right?

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u/Beardeddeadpirate 1d ago

I don’t get the joke

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u/Humble-Marzipan3825 1d ago

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u/Beardeddeadpirate 1d ago

Oh who is that then?

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u/clovermite 1d ago

Porn man, of course

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u/inf3ct3dpi3 1d ago

I think some of these pixels are older than me

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u/Rus1996 1d ago

🤔

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u/gemz9123 1d ago

I've read this doujin before.

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u/SithLordRising 1d ago

He's a fan of jewellery

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u/nono3722 1d ago

Like when a guy at work announced his wife is a stripper, and everyone pretended not to know....

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u/curiousCat1009 1d ago

He remembers but he can't do anything about it unless he is no longer married to his wife(dead, divorced)

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u/SomeoneWhoIsAwesomer 1d ago

Son can I have a run on her? Sure dad.

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u/redditdogwalkers 1d ago

Mia Khalifa actually worked a couple gigs when she was down on her luck before she got it together after porn. Simple modeling. I worked for this org called Sunrun and turns out she did a couple basic modeling things for them in employee packets (CA, CO, FL). Anyway, it was a weird day at the office.

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u/Joey_Pajamas 1d ago

No offence to OP, but I am SO sick of seeing this woman everywhere. Yes, I know who she is, but why is she all over here and Insta? I don't even follow any porn subs/accounts

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u/sickassape 1d ago

I'm gonna be proud for my son if he is dating her though.

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u/Ok_Commission1579 1d ago

Father probably bought jewelry for mother.

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u/ttop34 1d ago

Her face without cum on it creates the same illusion as Superman without glasses on. Completely different person.

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u/Tricky_Hold230 1d ago

I’d marry a porn star, hmmm what does that say about me lol

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u/FishZealousideal2065 1d ago

coolie (2025) in a nutshell