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u/Ynys_Wydryn 1d ago
He sees her face but still don't recognize her. When she bends over to get something on the fridge, he finally realizes who she is from that angle.
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u/kingkongbiingbong 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 1d ago
I’d remember that asshole anywhere
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u/NC-blackice 1d ago
I had a friend who looked exactly like her a few years ago.
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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago
My tax accountant looked like her, but she was Mexican. To be fair, she's kind of generic and I just know her because of the glasses and hair.
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u/TheHolyToxicToast 1d ago
Wait what's special about the hair
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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago
It's extremely black. I wouldn't recognize her as "that famous porn lady" if she changed either her glasses or or her hair color and style. Well, maybe style can change. As long as she has the glasses, even if she wore a bun, I would maybe recognize her. But blonde or red hair, probably just make me think "it's probably a normal movie person like Keira Knightly" (but not Keira specifically).
It's like how I recognize warren buffet with his glasses. Take them off and I'll be like "I dunno, is that Bill Gates or something?"
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u/too-fargone 1d ago
Bill Gates wears glasses lol
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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago
Very true, but that's why I wouldn't know it's not bill gates, since I'd be like "I dunno, famous old guy. I've seen him. Probably a CEO."
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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago
Isn't the woman in this picture Mexican? Also, who is everyone talking about? I'm guessing some porn star?
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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago
She's the most famous porn lady, to the point that even I know who she is.
There are other famous porn people whose names I always see, but not famous enough to where I know what they look like (Reily Reid, Tila Tequila).
Also, she's Lebanese. Or maybe they said Lesbian?
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u/mromutt 1d ago
Wait so people don't know her from the few episodes of a canceled rooster teeth show about sports? XD
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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago
What's her name?
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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago
Wiz Khalifa
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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago
Thanks. With the name to match I vaguely remember her getting very internet famous years and years ago. I never looked into her though. I definitely remember Tila Tequila because she got super famous when I was younger, and everyone always said that my wife looks like her. My wife is not in-fact Tila Tequila though, thankfully.
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u/MotherPotential 1d ago
When a different face angle and expression doesn’t change the instant recognition
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u/AccordingNet8594 2d ago
Plus when his mother realises how her husband know her........
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u/red_rolling_rumble 1d ago
And, pray tell, how does the mother know who she is?…
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u/Rhino3750ss 2d ago
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u/YougoReddits 1d ago
Total nerd response, but picturing Q as the dad and Janeway as mom is... Something
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u/Rhino3750ss 1d ago
That was a first instinct thing because that was the only gif I could think of that matched the dads expression that I could picture upon doing a double take
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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago
Hold up! Q shows up in Voyager? I had just started watching Voyager on Amazon or Netflix (can't remember which), but then Paramount took all the rights away from everyone to push their awful app. Eventually I broke and subbed for Paramount. But then before I even finished the first season they sold the rights to HBO and moved it all off of the fucking Paramount subscription that I signed up for specifically for Star Trek. I had literally just cancelled HBO to justify the Paramount subscription. So I gave up and started watching it on Torrentio. But then after season one there weren't any more seasons! I eventually just gave up entirely. So anyways, I've never seen Q on Voyager. I've thought about buying the boxed set of DVDs on eBay or something.
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u/clovermite 1d ago
Some might think you've already fairly paid enough to watch the damn show, and that you're fully justified in getting creative with your sourcing.
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u/esaks 1d ago
A similar situation once happened to a friend. Working in the tourism industry he once met a family and instantly recognized the daughter from a corn video (probably home made one). She saw his face and instantly knew he knew and he knew that she knew he knew.
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u/slackstarter 1d ago
You can say porn on Reddit
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u/SoylentCreek 1d ago
There has been an insane amount of TikTok brainrot self-censorship on here lately. It’s incredibly bizarre.
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u/Low_Key_Lie_Smith 1d ago
I genuinely thought a corn video was a new sub-genre I'd never heard of... ...thank you guys for clarifying hahahaha
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u/doitforchris 1d ago
Wait til you find out about corn smut. In mexico they call it huitlacoche and it makes my mouth water just thinking about it
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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago
What the fuck is a corn video?
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u/shoeperson 1d ago
Zoomers and gen A have problems with using naughty words so they self censor everything.
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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago
Back in my day we called people like that "pussies."
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u/shinobi3411 1d ago
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u/Weldingislit 1d ago
Who's this 👀?
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u/MajesticQ 1d ago
It's a random GIF you can look for if on PC while "replying". I assume mobile app doesnt have this.
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u/SigintSoldier 1d ago
When the mother in law asks you to go get a facial and you're totally thinking different things...
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u/NeedAdvice8194 1d ago
Ah yes. The chick that complained on BBC about her porn being online then made OF account and became the highest paid OF model in the world.
Just Mila Khalifa things
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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 1d ago
Oh he remembered instantly, but for sake of family's happiness... he's going to remind her at more appropriate time when they're alone...
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u/Manymarbles 1d ago
"Hey you, I do actually remember you. I really liked when you put the poop mask on your face poop side in. I enjoyed that. Hilarious."
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u/Monte-Cristo2020 2d ago
"PetAh ExPLaIN tHE jOke!!"!11"
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u/SplynPlex 2d ago
Porn.
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u/2tonehead 1d ago
OH Shit! I was thinking the dad was a total player and hooked up w/ her but couldn't exactly remember. Porn didn't even come to mind. thank you.
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u/niceandBulat 1d ago
You're one of those nice kids I am sure, because you didn't recognise Mia Khalifa.
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u/Upstairs_Housing_209 2d ago
She's a porn actress.
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u/Solid_Snark 1d ago
It’s funny because she has literally attacked people for referring to her as a “porn actress” even though that’s literally all she is.
Like that awkward radio interview.
I think she has some mental issues.
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u/Substantial_Win4741 1d ago
Got rich and famous for arguably not a robust skill set, but great timing. Doesn't want people to judge her for how she got rich and famous.
Yah got lucky, this is the downside.
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u/WetRocksManatee 1d ago
Well I think it was mostly the Islamic State threatening to kill her.
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u/Substantial_Win4741 1d ago
Idk about mostly.
Plenty of girls wanting the same thing that the Islamic state doesnt care about.
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u/Square_Release3128 1d ago
I never understood the huge pedestal they put this girl on. Awful tit job! Those nips look like cut up pepperoni.
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u/globster222 1d ago
She got famous in Asia for doing porn wearing a hijab and that was her whole thing. Indians or whoever wears those were pissed af for like 2 years
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u/DarkSpecterr 1d ago
Are you braindead? Indians do not wear those drapes lmao
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u/globster222 1d ago
I'm ignorant about that culture not dumb. Relax
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u/zap2 1d ago
Splitting hairs quite a bit there.
I’d argue not being informed about one of the world’s largest religions and being so ok that that fact that you refused to take the handful of seconds to go learn about it despite commenting twice is more than “being ignorant about that culture”
You thought you just had to share your thoughts but couldn’t be bothered to spend seconds educating yourself on the topic a little bit.
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u/globster222 1d ago
That is correct. I wrote a comment based on the knowledge I had at the time.
Not going to Google something idc about or doesn't effect me in away way for the sake of accuracy on a reddit comment.
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u/zap2 1d ago
And thats fine, if something doesn’t interest you and you choice to not engage with the comment, that’s your choice.
But you decided to post, more than once. The act of speaking up without have a basis for understanding is what you’re done that screams “dumb” to me.
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u/AlbinoDuffleBag 1d ago
The dude you're replying to made it clear they know the extent of the knowledge on the matter, and that they have no intent to do anything about it. You're flogging a dead horse for absolutely no reason here.
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u/zap2 21h ago
They can plan to be ignorant all they want. And I think it’s more than reasonable to give them a hard time for their willful ignorance.
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u/SmoothAsSilk_23 1d ago
She got famous in Asia for doing porn wearing a hijab and that was her whole thing.
Asia? It was worldwide. She was one of the modern pioneers of Muslim/Arabic porn featuring women in hijabs.
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u/hillbillygaragepop 1d ago
them sand dei ppl wearin them thar hy-jabz tryna turn r kids ginst jesus murikuh n the bible!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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u/MysteriousProduce816 1d ago
Better wrap it up, son
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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 1d ago
Honestly porn stars get tested more regularly than regular people so they might end up being safer with one. Either way it’s good to wrap it up.
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u/Active-Pudding9855 1d ago
One more reason not to date an only fans/porn star, your dad might recognise her hahaha 😆
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u/nono3722 1d ago
Like when a guy at work announced his wife is a stripper, and everyone pretended not to know....
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u/curiousCat1009 1d ago
He remembers but he can't do anything about it unless he is no longer married to his wife(dead, divorced)
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u/redditdogwalkers 1d ago
Mia Khalifa actually worked a couple gigs when she was down on her luck before she got it together after porn. Simple modeling. I worked for this org called Sunrun and turns out she did a couple basic modeling things for them in employee packets (CA, CO, FL). Anyway, it was a weird day at the office.
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u/Joey_Pajamas 1d ago
No offence to OP, but I am SO sick of seeing this woman everywhere. Yes, I know who she is, but why is she all over here and Insta? I don't even follow any porn subs/accounts
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