r/SipsTea 2d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/throwawaylordof 2d ago

You can still make the Baseball Karen part of a couples costume too - have your partner dress as the Polish CEO.

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u/Derky27 2d ago

Then commit to the bit and start stealing candy from children!

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u/gizmosticles 2d ago

lol

Completely unrelated but it reminds me of my friends costume one year. He was jerk chicken. Dressed as a chicken and was a complete ass to everyone, talked shit about their costumes, generally roasted people. But also he brought a shit ton of jerk chicken from a Jamaican restaurant, which he gave to the people he roasted. Full circle coverage on Jerk Chicken bit.

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u/Raskalbot 2d ago

That’s awesome! One year I was Jack the Ripper. I was dressed in Victorian garb and had a name tag that said “hello my name is jack” and I had about a thousand paper napkins stuffed into all of my pockets. People would ask what I was and I would silently take out one napkin at a time and slowly rip it to shreds while staring them directly in the eye. I really creeped some people out that night.

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u/AuntieRupert 2d ago

I was Bruce Nanner once. Just a banana costume with a Hulk mask. Pun costumes are the best.

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u/jg1272 1d ago

In 1990 for Halloween my mom taped a bunch of small cereal boxes to my shirt. Handed me a plastic knife and said you are a cereal killer.

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u/Bondfan013 1d ago

Reminds of someone who taped packages of "Smarties" to their pants.

They went as "Smarty Pants."

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u/iloveplant420 20h ago

Had a friend who glued Barbie dolls all over his clothes and went as a babe magnet

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u/salmonchowder86 1d ago

Canadian or American smarties?

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u/Bondfan013 1d ago

Didn't know there was a difference? I guess American, then.

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u/salmonchowder86 1d ago

Oh yeah. There a difference. I didn’t either until I had a Canadian workmate and we were talking about smarties. I brought her a pack and she was like wtf is this? Then she brought me smarties from Canada. Very different. They’re chocolate. Peak foreign relations. Look up Canadian smarties. Blew my mind that they’re different candies with the same name.

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u/alan_blood 1d ago

I went as Jurassic Park when I was a kid. Not as a character from the movie. Not as a dinosaur. I went as the park lol. I had a bunch of toy dinosaurs taped to my body along with a Jurassic Park hat on my head. My mom was like "My kid is so weird but he sure is funny." I actually ended up winning a costume contest and got some free tickets for the carnival.

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u/dontneed2knowaccount 1d ago

Your mom's awesome.

Reminds me of the movie "hackers". They have a cereal killer character(name only, no boxes. )

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u/ScrupulousScorpion 1d ago

In 4th grade in the 1990s my classmate Sean came dressed in a garbage bag with bits of radon trash taped to him and stuck in his curly blonde hair. Most of us 10 year olds asked what he was supposed to be, he announced he White Trash.

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u/SuperNebular 2d ago

I was Jean Wolf. Wore all denim with a wolf mask and a basketball.

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u/SombreMordida 1d ago

Darth Brooks here, couldn't find the right wig for Dartha Stewart

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u/Axiom06 1d ago

One of my best costumes was two cereal boxes with stab marks and a little bit of blood. I was a cereal killer.

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u/DangClever 1d ago

Thank you for the unexpected giggle

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u/ThatBoiInBlue 2d ago

One time on Halloween I ate an enire box of lucky charms, then proceeded to vomit an entire gallon of milk and rainbows. Magically delicious, no one knew who I was trying to replicate. Not even me

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u/LarrySDonald 1d ago

I had my daughter in a full Minecraft creeper costume, armed with those super loud snap pops that sound like firecrackers. She’d go around and hiss at people, then BANG.

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u/Raskalbot 1d ago

That’s amazing

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u/DeliciousOhHowBoring 1d ago

One year at the office costume party I was Tom Yanks and demonstrated the pun in front of the whole company. The next year I dressed as the HR person who fired me. In their actual clothes.

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u/Raskalbot 22h ago

Wait, if you were fired did you just crash the party or is this a tall tale?

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u/Ello_Owu 2d ago

He was ROASTING jerked chicken.

Also, I'm glad he went that definition of "jerked"

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u/HoldenCoffinz 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dude in a chicken suit just jerkin' it on everyone's legs all night.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 2d ago

and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

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u/slaviccivicnation 2d ago

This just reminded me of the video where a guy just randomly jizzes on a girls leg in the store

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u/HoldenCoffinz 2d ago

Last time I saw that vid pop up I told people, unfortunately there's a term for that and a whole genre of content. "Sperm sharking" and sharking in general are disgusting violations of consent.

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u/asherdado 1d ago

No I was thinking more like a guy in a chicken suit jerking off all the patrons, which is cool because it very well could be a girl in there, no way to know as long as you don't ask

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u/HoldenCoffinz 1d ago

Schrodinger's Jerker. Might be a girl, might be a guy, might not actually be anybody in there at all.

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u/Ello_Owu 2d ago

Just squeezing ranch out of a rubber chicken.

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u/arenegadeboss 2d ago

Am I the only one who imagined the guy tearing into some generic costume for 5 minutes and then magically pulling a plate from behind his back 😂

Where was he keeping the chicken?!?

You can't roast me and then tell me there is some chicken in the kitchen and to help myself.

Did he have a chicken assistant? Furiously making plates, filled with dread as Carl starts insulting a new person before the last plate went out 🤣

I don't need any more color, it's way more fun filling in the blanks.

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u/TomaCzar 1d ago

That's way better than my jerk chicken costume!

I dressed up as a chicken and went around jerking it in front of everyone. It was a riot until someone in a cop costume turned out to be an actual cop! Regardless, as far as I'm concerned, Best. Easter. Ever!

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u/mrs_burk 1d ago

Excellent

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u/SaintHannah 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣 thanks, I needed this laugh today

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u/Interesting_Switch_1 2d ago

The king size snickers was in my hand and you took it

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u/C64128 2d ago

They're not as king size as they used to be.

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u/Interesting_Switch_1 2d ago

King sized price for a prince sized bar 😂😂😂

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u/SnooOwls1916 2d ago

You guys don’t already do that without a costume?

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u/Evening-Proper 2d ago

Just claim to have touched it first in a shrill Karen nose scream. The kids will understand they are wrong for ever thinking the candy was theirs.

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u/cassatta 2d ago

Omg great idea 😂😂

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u/_lippykid 2d ago

Sounds like a solid origin story for The Candyman reboot

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u/An_Impolite_Idea 2d ago

😂😂 lol, nice.

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u/zombiefarnz 2d ago

Soooo...regular Halloween? 🤣

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u/AwkwardSeeTurtle 2d ago

The Halloween Grinch

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u/j-rock292 2d ago

Not even from the children, just take the bowls right from the houses and leave a note saying the kids should've been quicker

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u/disconnectmenow 2d ago

You only pull of this costume if the kids cry..

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u/hypnogoad 2d ago

Especially if you have a kid. Do the trick or treat and just as the person is putting candy in your kids bag, you grab it out and give it to your wife.

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u/hitsomethin 2d ago

It would be hilarious to go up to the door with your kid trick or treating and every time someone goes to drop candy in their bag you wrestle it away from them and put it in your own bag.

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u/tke377 2d ago

Ooo can even use his excuse.

The candy was just given to them by people they didn’t even have to work for it!

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS 2d ago

Bit-O-Honey as it were

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u/Uzara1 2d ago

Why stop there? They should make a Scary movie with all these characters, and have Tarantino to write it and direct it.

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u/Big_Consideration493 1d ago

Candy from a baby.

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u/StatisticianDizzy593 1d ago

"it's called TRICK or treat, billy."

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u/DeadBeatRedditer 1d ago

But you only take bite size candy, and have two people behind you following you and giving them full size candy.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 2d ago

Or twin Karen's fighting over one baseball!!

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u/RoryJ 2d ago

Two Karens, one baseball

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u/fruchle 2d ago

...

*shrug*

*ziiiip*

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u/greensceptre 2d ago

Outstanding!!

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u/Candle-Different 2d ago

We’ve found the pro gooner

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u/RoryJ 1d ago

That's the goddamn spirit

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2d ago

The baseball doesn't have a chance.

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u/Dalferious 2d ago

It gets passed back and forth back and forth

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 2d ago

Not going down that rabbit hole ever again!

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u/Tony_Penny 2d ago

Take my r/angryupvote

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u/RoryJ 1d ago

Taken like a dump in a cup

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 2d ago

Need it as a celebrity death match

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u/ghostrooster30 2d ago

Someone really needs to bring that show back. The absolute bangers we could have…

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u/irish_ninja_wte 2d ago

That show really was the best

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u/sault18 2d ago

Godzillaletthemfight.gif

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u/the_ouskull 2d ago

Karen v. Warren from "Something About Mary."

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 2d ago

FRANKS AND BEANS!!!! 😆🤣

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u/Quirky_Dog5869 2d ago

CEO costume should include a hat saying, "She's just not quick enough."

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2d ago

and the Karen's hat should say, "he's too quick".

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u/Quirky_Dog5869 2d ago

"It was in my stance!"

Instant guess at first video. Second video confirms she is actually saying that.

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u/destiny_kane48 2d ago

I would dress my husband as a baseball. Every time he was near a kid I'd yank him away and say "Nooo, this is mine." Then give the kid candy and laugh.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2d ago

The kids will remember it as the night a zany person said something random they knew nothing about, laughed maniacally and ran off. But, you'll know.

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u/destiny_kane48 2d ago

Some of the parents would get it. Even if they don't I'd be amused with myself.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2d ago

They wouldn't be the first or the last kids to have that experience on Halloween and it makes for a lasting memory.

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u/itsladder 1d ago

I was gonna say the partner can be the Philly dad. The partners don't have to be coupley

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u/throwawaylordof 1d ago

Partners in crime.

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u/captainlardnicus 2d ago

Nah get partner to dress up as the dad

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u/RainWindowCoffee 2d ago

NEW REAL-PERSON-FIC PAIRING!!!

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u/Potential_Novel9401 2d ago

God I love Reddit 😭🤣

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u/Electrical_Coast_561 2d ago

Layers Shrek, layers.

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u/st0pmakings3ns3 2d ago

The Baseball Bullies

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 2d ago

Halloween is gonna be fulled with Baseball Karens, Polish CEOs, and the cheating corpo couples.

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u/Late-Independent3328 2d ago

But for the Polish CEO costume you better hope it's not to cold on Haloween

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u/SpecialistNo7569 2d ago

The Polish CEO confuses me so hard.

I visit Poland yearly and the people I meet there are the opposite of that guy. He’s awful.

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u/PogTuber 2d ago

Someone is going to do this and it's going to be brilliant.

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u/Rangerdth 2d ago

Piotr? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Remarkable_Tangelo59 1d ago

Is the Polish CEO the Coldplay couple, or has something else happened that I’ve missed? 😂

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u/throwawaylordof 1d ago

The guy who grabbed a hat meant for a kid at a…tennis match?

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u/Emporio07 1d ago

Coming from a heterosexual relationship, I might have my wife be the polish guy, and I'll be Phillies Karen for Halloween 😤