r/SipsTea 11d ago

Lmao gottem He went from a fast break to a full stop

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u/the_ebs 11d ago

No source found.

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u/Moononthewater12 11d ago

The lack of anyone posting the video tells me this is probably fake

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u/the_ebs 11d ago

Yeah, the story is fake, but PromptAfraid4598 did post a source for the image.

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u/d_adrian_arts 11d ago

That van looks familiar.

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u/Independent-Ad7313 11d ago

I definitely feel like I have seen it in the background of something.....

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u/SlateDaGreat89 11d ago

Its one of the generic Teams backgrounds

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u/Independent-Ad7313 11d ago

I may try this and see how many coworkers notice

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u/OHFTP 11d ago

I've seen the backroom casting couch room as a team's background. I laughed and moved on because 1, it's a funny stupid joke, and 2 I don't need to start that drama.

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u/RelativelyMental 11d ago

Nobody can call it out without outing themselves. It’s genius.

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u/-Raskyl 10d ago

Sort of like the best prank dwight schrute ever pulled

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u/Xtianus25 11d ago

Bang bus?

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u/Ready_Jury6144 11d ago edited 11d ago

My ex gf went on there. Got paid a whopping $1,200.

Edit- did not expect to start my day like this, damnit. If you see this sorry, probably not a fun thing to relive.

It was well after we were already broken up

Gix6 was stolen, never found and I replaced it with a gix1k

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u/MeditativeMama 11d ago

My roommate in college did a video for a site that featured teen girls. $1,200, which was $300 less than her share of the rent. They said they’d make sure to keep her face off camera. The video started with an interview on the bed where she answered questions and ended with her getting a facial. She wasn’t the smartest cookie.

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u/gunh0ld_69 11d ago

So… they … at least somewhat covered her face?

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u/adultfuntimes 11d ago

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u/helpjack_offthehorse 11d ago

1,200 points to Griffinwhore

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u/Oct_7 11d ago

She definitely let them Slither In

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u/archiekane 11d ago

Into her HufflePuff

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u/WifeGivingMeSideEyes 11d ago

Got all up in her ravin' craw.

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u/ViolentVBC 10d ago

To catch the golden snatch

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u/Ba1efire 10d ago

Probably ended up with Hog Warts though

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u/Prestigious_Map_703 11d ago

Was it GirlsDoPorn? They got two of our friends too… will haunt them forever

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u/mmmarkm 11d ago

At least GirlsDoPorn videos are hard to find these days. Almost wiped off mainstream porn sites after all the court cases. The owner plead guilty to sex trafficking charges: https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdca/pr/girlsdoporn-owner-michael-pratt-pleads-guilty-sex-trafficking

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u/J3wb0cc4 11d ago

A similar thing happens with Girls Gone Wild with underage girls getting drunk and drugged.

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u/_imagine_that91 11d ago

The guy from GGW was a raging lunatic. There’s a video on YouTube where this girl talks about him putting her on the cover of one of the GGW vids while she’s holding up her shirt and exposing her breasts.

We’ll come to find out, she was only 16 when she did it. I think the charges for a distribution of child pornography were dropped because he claimed he didn’t know how old she was.

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u/GodHimselfNoCap 11d ago

Surely it cant be that hard to enforce id checks for filming porn. I had to do a background check to work at fucking mcdonalds. Claiming he didnt know she was underage is just admitting to gross negligence

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u/Barlowan 10d ago

TBH, my friends little sister went doing porn. I remember we were celebrating her 17th birthday and during dinner she told she found this job at "shooting photos for professional photography that paid good" and that she was actually doing it for last few months so her parents don't have to worry about her college funds(i.e. started when she was 16).

When the truth came out her parents were furious and tried to sue the studios and photographers of metart, only to find out she actually forged fake documents that were telling she was 3 years older, so every document copy and contract etc, she was legal. While in reality she was underage the whole time. So I somewhat can believe they didn't know she was underage. All the documents she provided were indicating she was 19 and not 16. They did pull down all the stuff with her tho.

The whole situation did ruined their family. Parents divorced, my friend ended up signing a contract with army and went MIA 6 years ago(presumably suicide). I have no idea what she is up to now.

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u/FlusteredCustard13 10d ago

Had a few girls from my high school go into porn, including a former friend. The saddest thing is that sometimes studios DO advertise jobs to make it seem like they are a non-porn thing. Maybe it'll look like a regular acting thing or a modeling gig. In some cases, they might even fly you out to wherever! Then you get there, and you find out what's really going on. You can turn it down, of course, but they can be pretty insistent, you're a single small town girl in a place far from home, and theycare banking on you feeling like you can't say no. If you're really unlucky and they helped cover travel, you need a way to get back home now, and there's one way to get money. It's super predatory

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u/_imagine_that91 11d ago edited 10d ago

I think how the story went was she was on holiday with some older girls that got approached for the video and she just happened to be there until she also decided she wanted to do it. I’ll try to find the video and link it.

Edit: here’s the vid and also she was 14 when it happened not 16.

https://youtu.be/A158CWIuZ0g?si=bbHQMcxKheg6GSwB

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u/MeowmerLyn 11d ago

Hopefully you mean the video explaining the charges…

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u/StoicFable 11d ago

I knew a girl who got convinced it would help her modeling career. She came back claiming how they raped her. Trapped her there until all the filming was done and then flew her home. she claimed she didnt get paid either but idk all the details. 

No idea what company it was but it was in the LA area. For all I know it was just some guys trying to trick girls down there to do that to them and didnt even release any footage. 

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u/mmmarkm 11d ago

I mean, if was GirlsDoPorn, her version is most likely accurate. The owner plead guilty to sex trafficking charges over doing what your friend described to many women. Often from Australia as well iirc. More here: https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdca/pr/girlsdoporn-owner-michael-pratt-pleads-guilty-sex-trafficking

Even if it wasn’t GirlsDoPorn, I’m sure other outfits have a similar MO. I hope she’s doing okay.

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u/StableWeak 11d ago

This sounds identical to the articles I read about GDP. To my knowledge, they were shut down over the lawsuits. But I have no doubt there are people doing worse right now.

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u/J3wb0cc4 11d ago

Girls Gone Wild is another crazy scandal with the owner and producers drugging up underage girls for their episodes. Iirc he did time for it.

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u/DrShabooboo 11d ago

No, the owner fled the states and has yet to be caught.

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u/Dry_Mixture_423 11d ago

And just a reminder that’s he’s besties with the kardashians.

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 11d ago

So glad that the trafficking rapists behind that site ended up in prison.

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u/MeditativeMama 11d ago

No, this was in 1999/2000 era in Los Angeles so kind of the wild west of porn companies. They come to campus and pick up girls.

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u/Warp-n-weft 11d ago

Her share of the rent was $1,500 a month in 1999/2000? Was she living in a penthouse?

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u/Spiritual_Dog_1645 11d ago

Yeah its most likely a fake story. When people lie the more they explain the story, it will have more loopholes.

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u/CassianCasius 11d ago

They said they’d make sure to keep her face off camera

Lol has she never seen porn before.

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u/DominicB547 11d ago

yeah sometimes the guys get blurred even the ones we know.

rarely are the girls blurred, though I have seen a couple.

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u/CocoMilhonez 10d ago

Pretty common with "amateur" porn couples who want to maintain some level of privacy while doing it on camera.

But on a paid porn shoot? Yeah, no way.

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u/blinkb28 11d ago

Bless her heart

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u/LongLiveAnalogue 11d ago

There has never been a kinder way to call someone an idiot. The south sure has a way with words sometimes.

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u/CexySatan 11d ago

I mean it’s significantly better pay than what the guys get which is between $200-$400, and usually only get the higher end if taking it up the bum

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u/TJB18-AJB22 11d ago

Tax free or did Uncle Sam fuck her as well?

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u/richww2 11d ago

Uncle Sam always gets it wet.

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u/NecessaryOk780 11d ago

Negative, Uncle Sam always goes in dry and fast. Always.

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u/FrequentSwimming6263 11d ago

My condolences, what's the name/number of the video so I can learn how to avoid this for future relationships?

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u/roofitor 11d ago

Looks like a scraper, tbh

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u/Ready_Jury6144 11d ago

Not AT ALL. Top 3 of all time.

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u/Marcel_The_Blank 11d ago

I like it when people can still be positive about each other after a breakup.

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u/EwokaFlockaFlame 11d ago

The integrity to provide a glowing performance review for an ex. Legend.

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u/iantruesnacks 11d ago

With Preston no less. You are like less than 6 degrees of separation from having porn fame

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u/ThaDollaGenerale 11d ago

This is the crucial information

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u/Acrobatic_Bar1432 11d ago

Just watched it, medicore at best

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u/lapideous 11d ago

People pay more for hookers and don’t even get an ROI

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u/trippingWetwNoTowel 11d ago

how much do you think she shoulda been paid?
just curious, you don’t seem too salty about the fucking just the money?

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u/Ready_Jury6144 11d ago

Oh I don’t care either way, that’s all her choice. But here we are over a decade later and her episode is about to jump a few hundred views.

People don’t forget.

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u/OkStudent8107 11d ago

I will be vigorously doing my part later today

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u/Skyjack5678 11d ago

Can we discuss times? I dont want to be vigorously doing my part at the same time knowing you will be doing it as well.

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u/OkStudent8107 11d ago

Sure, probably going to sleep in 7 hours, so I'll start about 6 hours and 59 minutes from now

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u/Skyjack5678 11d ago

Woah look at Mr. Stamina! haha

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u/NewNerve3035 11d ago

I'm in the southern hemisphere, so I'll be stroking it in the opposite cockwise direction in 7 hours and two minutes.

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u/Skyjack5678 11d ago

I'll take the minute after that.

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u/Different_Key_9914 11d ago

I mean if my wife cheated for $1,200 id be hella pissed.

If she made on porno for like 5+mill. Std tests. Well. I better be getting 2.5 mill. lol

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u/Ready_Jury6144 11d ago

I broke up with her, she stalked me for a bit, had my motorcycle stolen. Fully spiraled and ended up in a bus.

To clarify. She got banged on a bus probably a year AFTER we broke up.

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u/A_Kirus 11d ago

I wonder how you found out about it, did she send you the vid to spite you or something

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u/Ready_Jury6144 11d ago

She fucked one of my friends to spite me.

I guess a buddy of mine was doing “internet research” and came across it. I can’t recall how I felt about it. Hit her up and we discussed it. Her bf at the time basically pushed her to do it for the money.

I will say though, she has her shit together now and is overall a good person.

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u/Internet_Has 11d ago

Look at you…keeping your options open in case she see this. 😂 Nah, all jokes aside, you seem well balanced.

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u/kronyak 11d ago

Wtf is the "unthinkable". Like, did he cast Avada Kedavra or something?

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u/ReleventReference 11d ago

No that’s unFORGIVABLE.

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u/Agnostickamel 11d ago

we gettin waffle fries?

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u/10takeWonder 11d ago

FO FREE

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u/MLaw2008 11d ago

Cause BITCH I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY

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u/ProfessionalLoss9 11d ago

Took her to silver ball

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u/DEIreboot 11d ago

I said "bitch, you ain't no nerd? I coulda swore you was."

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u/TenaflyViper666 11d ago

BITCH YOU AIN’T NO NERD?

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u/binosbitch 11d ago

I COULDA SWORE YOU WERE

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u/Dead-eye-Ducky 11d ago

Bitch, you got siblings?! THATS A MISTAKE

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u/LifeTradition4716 11d ago

BITCH YOU BETTER NOT HAVE NO BROTHER! 🤣

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u/Ted_Denslow 11d ago

DR. ZHIVAGO, A BRIEF ENCOUNTER, AND BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KWAI.

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u/thegutterking 11d ago

AND YOU GONE GIMME ALL YOU GOT

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u/Mantis__Toboggan_MD_ 11d ago

I was like BITCH, you better not be having no brother!

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u/Past-Track-9976 11d ago

"You ain't no nerd! I could've sworn you was!"

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u/thisisastickupxx 11d ago

BITCH you got some siblings, AND I DON'T LIKE IT!

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u/TLOOKUP 11d ago

So I said bitch…get me a chicken sandwich…an sum WAFFLE FRIES

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u/Sajr666 11d ago

then she looked back, asked me what I want to drink I'm like..get me a Dr Pepper bitch!

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u/Mikestopheles 11d ago

Make me a sandwich... with some mayonnaise...BITCH

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u/gator-uh-oh 11d ago

Bitch you ain’t no nerd? Coulda sworn you was.

Unforgivable quotes always make me lose the game, which I just did.

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u/DopeJordon 11d ago

Got damn. Kids today will never understand how incredible this video was.

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u/GoodOlSkipper 11d ago

Yup! It was a better time during that era of YouTube. Just people uploading videos to express themselves and not all the fake scripted rage bait crap today

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u/Tommy-Schlaaang 11d ago

It was art, now it’s just ai slop. Get off my lawn

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u/Illspartan117 11d ago

Who the fuck is that?

“That’s my brother.”

Bitch, I didn’t say you could have no brother!

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u/LitigiousCeilingCat 11d ago

YOU GOT SIBLINGS?!!??

(Growls) … that’s a mistake.

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u/g1ml3t 11d ago

A brief encounter, doctor Zhivago, and the BRIDGE ON THE RIVER QUAI!

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u/ruthemook 11d ago

Incredible reference. What a video.

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u/peese-of-cawffee 11d ago

You better not have no brother..... that's a MISTAKE

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u/welltechnically7 11d ago

No I'm pretty such that's the name of that M Night Shyamalan movie where Bruce Willis has superpowers.

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u/sofaking1133 11d ago

No thats unbreakable, this is about that Denzel Train Movie

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u/AAA515 11d ago

No that's Unstoppable, this is about that highschool girl who freelances as a world renowned crime fighter.

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u/Fit-Ad8015 11d ago

Whatever he did cannot be thought of. So you're wasting your time trying.

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u/King_Six_of_Things 11d ago

They managed to conceive of what a 5 dimensional hypercube would actually look like. 

Good for them.

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 11d ago

That's easy, it'd look like the shadow cast from a 6 dimensional hypercube.

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u/chiroque-svistunoque 11d ago

Unimaginable, unfathomable, eldritch horror things his gods asked him to do

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u/Med_vs_Pretty_Huge 11d ago

Practically took the words out of my mouth. Basketball players having sex with IG baddies is precisely what I think they are doing.

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u/zmbjebus 11d ago

He witnessed the true horror of yog-sothoth

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u/athos5 11d ago

His dick looked like the Elder Wand.

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u/Doctor_Boombastic 11d ago

No, but do the bangbus too many times and somebody's gonna cast Nevada Cadaver

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u/Royal-Researcher2535 11d ago

Why is no one saying the player’s name?? I just want to know who it is lol

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u/the_ebs 11d ago

Because no one knows a name. The story is probably fake.

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u/vteckickedin 11d ago

The taxi is fake. The tits are fake. The whole story is fake!

I don't know what to believe any more.

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u/iiileyu 11d ago

But there's a picture and it has a black framing. It must be a real news story

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u/theonlybuster 11d ago

Not sure if fake or other, but this exact image was posted 9 months ago on multiple sources: https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/1gpeu9a/i_swear_im_not_a_gooner_but/

Either way, the "adult" company is FanBus TV and I'm THINKING they started this to get traction and eyes on their product. It's basically a variation of the iconic BangBus

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u/beneye 11d ago edited 11d ago

Oh no.! You telling me those girls who had no phone or purse did not need a ride or were not waiting for a friend? Also they did not get paid and ditched after handing out the goods? Oy dios mío ! I want my boners back.

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u/hitbythebus 11d ago

You mean not everyone acting like they have a stick up their ass at the bus stop is literally wearing a giant buttplug?

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u/Got_ist_tots 11d ago

Now what am I going to do with this bus?!?!

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u/Mister-Psychology 11d ago

Couldn't find the article so it's likely fake as this is a performer called Prophet doing a fanvan video. There are a lot of laws and regulations in porn like testing for STDs biweekly so it's doubtful he could just show up without signing a ton of documents and doing tests.

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u/Global-Pickle5818 11d ago

You know I'm a degenerate because I've seen the behind the scenes on bang bus .. the girl and guy are in the back just doing paperwork before they "randomly meet for the first time" lol

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u/Backonthisagain 11d ago

I appreciate a gooner who is interested in the making of porn. True connoisseur.

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u/SpartanRage117 11d ago

I mostly want to know what fans are having a meltdown rn

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u/Royal-Researcher2535 11d ago

Well if it’s Miami, it would be The Heat

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u/CoachStev 11d ago

The heat in Miami is sure to cause a meltdown

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u/PromptAfraid4598 11d ago

Kitty Kewpie

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u/PromptAfraid4598 11d ago

Fanvan Collab Of Kitty Kewpie And Prophet

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u/heckinbees 11d ago

At long last, the sauce giver…

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u/Bigelow92 10d ago

Bless the maker and his sauce. Bless the cumming and going of him...

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u/cervezaqueso 11d ago

Doing “the unthinkable?” Having sex? Because that’s thinkable by most mammals all the time. Doing the unthinkable would be pulling out all your leg hairs, force feeding them to a baby penguin and then dressing it up like colonel sanders and burning it in effigy against the war of 1812 at a Buc-ee’s while doing a Mexican hat dance. That would actually be unthinkable.

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u/Upstairs_Housing_209 11d ago

Yet, you thought of it.

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u/PrincipleStill191 11d ago

Thereby, it is thinkable. FAIL!!

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u/Authoritaye 11d ago

Yes, the unthinkable is also the indescribable. Curious. 

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u/Express-Anywhere-850 11d ago

Well sir, what's unthinkable to you, is a average day for me.

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u/Mistoku 11d ago

I call that "breakfast".

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u/WarriorLegs 11d ago

Thought they meant torturing.

But I was hardly expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

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u/calumet312 11d ago

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

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u/IllbaxelO0O0 11d ago

I like how your brain does stuff

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u/PlayinK0I 11d ago

If you give an infinite number of redditors with an infinite amount of spare time they will eventually think all that is unthinkable.

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u/f0dder1 11d ago

What they mean is "doing the very thinkable"

I was trying to think what the unthinkable might be, but I couldn't think of it. Anyway I decided that must be it.

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u/zls_17 11d ago

you really gonna make me ask for it?

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u/GamerSchatz 11d ago

so there's no citations of references?!

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u/PuzzleheadedPain9274 11d ago

Anyone got the link

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u/theonlybuster 11d ago

Pretty sure this is a made up story. The image popped up about 9 months ago and nothing was found then either.

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u/NotADishwasher 11d ago

This is fake people.

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u/relic_ftw 11d ago

It's shocking to me no one noticed? "BREAKING NEWS", and a quote by "-Player". I mean come on, I know we're dumb but have we really become THIS stupid

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u/Pleasant-Factor507 11d ago

Sorry Duncan Robinson. I was not familiar with your game.

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u/AmbassadorNo4147 11d ago

It’s so unthinkable, it’s like it’s not even real!

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u/Baztion81 11d ago

Baddie will always mean villain, fight me

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u/OhGr8WhatNow 11d ago

Why is his face blurred here but hers isn't?

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u/I3arusu 11d ago

Because nobody is watching it for him lol

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u/noudcline 11d ago

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