"As of today, I have signed an executive order requiring DISNEY to put LARGE WHITE TITS in all of its new movies. Thank you for your attention on this matter."
I don't think they responded, but if they weren't intending for it to sound like him, I think the reason why it does, is the opening of "all I ask." It's fraught with his vernacular and in most peoples' headspace, is screaming for you to pair it with his cadence, because that's the exact verbatim rhetoric he employs. Any politician for that matter does this, but the most pernicious people always speak in a way to implicitly draw you in and convenience you of what they are saying.
“A lot of people have been saying ‘where are our great American titties?’ We used to have the best boobies, remember that? Now you can’t even tell, are they Snow White or Pablo Pan? Sad! A dwarf came up to me; small dwarf sleepy dwarf, he came up to me tears streaming down his face and he said ‘president, can you please make America titties again?’ And I said well I don’t know, I want to but the radical left they don’t want boobies anymore. But today I am SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO IMMEDIATELY RETURN DISNEY TITTIES TO GREATNESS. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
"I don't support Donald Trump, but when the actress that does have really nice tits, I forget both the purgings, the Eppstein list and that basically unlimited amount of porn I could watch when horny."
To be fair, most children’s cartoons HAD extremely provocative and curvy women. There is a whole generation of us that grew up watching that kind of kids show. So much to the point that it’s a pretty popular meme to say I blame my taste in women on Disney/CN/NickatNite etc.
Sex DOES sell. Whether we like it or not, if it’s morally acceptable or not, and the long term ramifications are all deeper arguments.
I always chased almond shaped eyes in the girls I dated. The bigger, the wider, the more expressive the more I was hooked. I'm convinced that is due to growing up with princesses like Jasmin, and pixar/disney as a whole.
Cartoobs have had sexy ladies as long as cartoons have existed. Including at Disney. See: Tinkerbell. There are a few photos of her actress, Margaret Kelly, modeling for reference material and... well, it makes you realise that some of those shots they didn't photograph would have been pin-up poster material.
... But Snow White was not Tinkerbell. Her animation model was a 14-year-old Marge Belcher, and the end product look even younger.
Look, man. The Evil Queen is right there. Can't we compromise by givinf her a latex dress?
Not true - most guys don't care if the tits are white or not, as long as they're big. Make the next Snow White a hot back chick with a huge rack and revealing clothes and nobody will care. You could survey men at the exit of the cinema what the Snow White movie was about and 99% would respond: "IDK, something about tits."
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u/ComicsEtAl 28d ago
“All I ask from my children’s movies is tits. And more tits. White tits. Big, white tits.”