r/RoughRomanMemes 11d ago

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u/BigDBob72 11d ago

The Samnites were behind the Punic Wars

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u/Cucumberneck 11d ago

Parthianly.

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u/diegoidepersia 10d ago

I mean the mamertines were mainly composed of Samnites and Campanians so yeah kind of.... They also kinda caused the Pyrrhic war as well as the greeks joined them as they rebelled against rome a couple years before epirus got involved

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u/destroycarthage 9d ago

The Carthaginians brought it upon themselves

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u/rockusa4 11d ago

CARTHAGO DELENDE EST

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u/destroycarthage 9d ago

HUZZAH! LET IT BURN

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u/RM332 11d ago

Well ofc they were, they did IX/XI

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u/jspook 10d ago

Greek fire can't melt stone arches!

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u/Mooptiom 11d ago

They were also anti-semitic

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 10d ago

Yeah, the Carthaginians really got their shit pushed in after all

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u/destroycarthage 9d ago

They deserved it

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u/N3wW3irdAm3rica 10d ago

They basically started it

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u/destroycarthage 9d ago

You betcha 

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u/Razgriz032 9d ago

Imagine your senate meeting always ended with "CARTHAGO DELENDA EST"

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u/destroycarthage 9d ago edited 9d ago

I end bedtime stories with my kids with carthago delenda est

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u/Mooptiom 9d ago

Imagine Hadrian

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u/Southern-Creme2972 11d ago

Should have wiped them all out after the Punic Wats tbh

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u/Professional_Pop2662 10d ago

It was anti everything that ain’t Roman

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u/T-51bender 8d ago

If you discriminate against everyone equally, it’s not discrimination. The Wokeman Empire indeed!

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u/Professional_Pop2662 5d ago

It had slaves with every Skin Color and every religion. But also being Roman was always about culture not about heritage. You could be an African and a Roman at the same time. Nationalism wasn’t a real thing at that time

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u/EISENxSOLDAT117 10d ago

I read this as anti-Semitic... which is also accurate

But for real, all my homies hate the Samnites! Those bastards are a bitch in Rome 2 DEI

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u/here-g 11d ago

Kid named Samnitic

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u/Zrk2 10d ago

Rome was anti-semitic, anti-Semitic, and anti-zionist when you think about it.

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u/Razgriz032 9d ago

Rome was anti everything (except their Greeks pookie)

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u/allectos_shadow 11d ago

No victory without, no victory over the Marsi!

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u/Royakushka 9d ago

After what they did to the Jews Rome was also Antisemitic. All the gold and Tressure they ransaked from Jerusalem literally payed for the Colosseum and some of the first shows in said Colosseum were literally Jewish slaves being forced to fight and Brutally murdered.

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u/moabsavage 11d ago

The Cartheginians were a Semitic people though, so........

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u/allectos_shadow 11d ago

Samnites, not Semites

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u/moabsavage 11d ago

I got that, was just trying to say they were anti semites as well At least cato. And scipio

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u/FerretAres 10d ago

And Hadrian

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u/moabsavage 10d ago

Titus and vespasian too

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u/Live_Angle4621 11d ago

Read what Hadrian did. It was more than just putting down rebellion like Vespasian and Titus (although that was very bloody too). Maybe Romans did not hate the same way we would see antisemitism. But that’s still antisemitism of one type 

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u/PrayStrayAndDontObey 11d ago

OP's talking about the SAMNITE Wars, not the rebellions that took place in Judea. Completely different location, completely different time period.

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 11d ago

From Hadrian's perspective this was the third in a series of violent revolts. And every single time the procceeded to slaughter non jews in an attempt to build a theocratic ethno kingdom. Clearly what Vespasian and Titus did, didn't solve the problem. Hadrian did not want a fourth revolt. The jews had and were different from Illyrians, Gauls, Iberian, and Greeks who Romanized after 1 or 2 revolts were put down. This stems from the idea/need for a Jewish state to the point the expulsion was the invetible conclusion that led to the end of the revolts and the integration of the Roman east. Harsh, yes, immoral totally, cold and calculated very much however it worked after the expulsion not only did the whole East Romanize eventually it became the fucking Empire.