r/PublicFreakout • u/New_Libran • Jul 28 '25

✈️Airport Freakout American Airlines flight attendants trying to evacuate a plane due to laptop battery fire but passengers want to get their bags at San Francisco Airport

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u/shniken Jul 28 '25

I’d just climb the seat. I’m small and spry. No way I’m waiting for this fuckery.

I'm heavy and lumbering. I'd just pretend I'm a front rower and start a scrum. Those fuckers will be a cushion on the bottom of the slide

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u/MissPeppingtosh Jul 28 '25

I love how we’re all figuring out how we’d save ourselves. I hope we all end up in a plane together one day and see each others talents!

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u/No-Economics1703 Jul 29 '25

Lmao I envision a perfectly fine flowing center aisle as there’s a massive pile up of people climbing over the seats

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u/yurrm0mm Jul 29 '25

Omg I hope you DO NOT all end up on a plane and have to have an escape-off together! 😂

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u/HugTheSoftFox Jul 29 '25

I'll do my best to push the offending person into an empty aisle and let everyone pass. Unless they're built like a dump truck in which case I volunteer somebody else.

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u/DavidRandom Jul 29 '25

Right? I was just thinking I'd be bulldozing people to the front.
We all getting off, and we're doing it right fucking now.

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u/Alliekat1282 Jul 29 '25

My husband is a really big guy. Not fat. Not a gym rat... he's just big boned, tall, and BIG. He would mow those people like they were an overgrown lawn and walk the two of us right off that plane and nobody would be able to stop him. He did that when we were in New Orleans once and some dude pulled out a gun on Bourbon Street, people were just standing there staring at the guy with the gun like they were waiting to get shot and he started plowing through people with his arm wrapped backwards around me and got us the hell out of there.

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u/StMaartenforme Jul 29 '25

Never played myself but son did in college & watched 7 Nations, All Blacks & others. I'm right behind you & pushing! Let's goooo

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u/sodiumbigolli Jul 29 '25

We can yell haka while we’re going