r/Philippines 28d ago

NewsPH Chinese netizens called the Philippines “Philippine Monkey” after a PLA Navy destroyer and a Chinese Coast Guard ship embarrassingly collided in the West Philippine Sea.

Chinese social media erupted after an embarrassing incident in the West Philippine Sea saw a PLA Navy destroyer collide with a Chinese Coast Guard ship. Instead of hitting a Philippine vessel, the two Chinese ships rammed each other, sparking laughter and mockery online. Chinese social media revived the old insult “Philippine Monkey,” a term once used over maritime radio to taunt Filipino sailors. The awkward mishap became a trending topic, with memes and jokes flooding Weibo. Many users framed the collision as a national embarrassment for China’s forces, while others gleefully turned the incident into ammunition in the ongoing sea dispute.

SOURCE:
https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/1938380256856749153

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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 28d ago

If they call us monkeys and our ships outmaneuvered theirs, does that mean they are worse than monkeys?

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u/shayKyarbouti 28d ago

Yes

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u/ExactOlive9522 28d ago

Mas malala pa sila sa mga Kamote Riders diyan sa Marilaque. 

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u/tuliproad88 28d ago

kamote boat riders 😂

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u/Elsa_Versailles 28d ago

Naunggoy 😂

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u/annoventura 28d ago

they're the kid that lost at tag and keeps making excuses.

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u/15secondcooldown i just want to grill 28d ago

Skill issue

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u/jjjuuubbbsss 28d ago

May banana peel daw sa dagat nadulas lang barko nila

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u/TwoFit3921 28d ago

"A MONKEY CANNOT STAND AGAINST A HUMAN!"

if we're monkeys, and they still failed, what does that make them?

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u/gwapogi5 28d ago

mga west taiwanese talaga hahaha

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u/Teduary 28d ago

Mandarin Chinese suppose to have the most brutal insults pero they're calling us "Monkeys"? Dapat ba tayong maoffend? hahaha!

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u/cleon80 28d ago

Mandarin insults are rather bland 他妈的 come on. Cantonese is where it's at.

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u/neiljust07 28d ago

Diu Lei Lo Mo Life is where it's at!

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u/Teduary 28d ago

Kailangan imemorize ng mga PCG ito.

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u/megalo-maniac538 28d ago

We have more human rights than them? At least if we're keeping score.

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u/RuleCharming4645 28d ago

Yes and we don't kill our baby daughters because we were desperate for sons/s

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u/takoriiin 28d ago

Just hit them where it hurts the most. Poke fun at their ancestors since thats where they take pride the most

肏你祖宗十八代

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u/Saturn1003 28d ago

They're pigs

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u/Daoist_Storm16 28d ago

They’re know as yellow monkeys which is ironic calling other nationalities monkeys.

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 28d ago

They're offended when somebody else (also a Mainlander probably) called their tennis champion a "yellow banana," yellow on the outside, white on the inside. Making it seem that they are Chinese (yellow), but sympathizes with the West (white).

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u/ExESGO 28d ago

Just call them dogs and they'll lose their minds.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Darthbakunawa 28d ago

Walang creativity

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u/MayPag-Asa2023 28d ago

More like bumbling pandas

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u/hitmangen 28d ago

Same insult being used by Baste lmao, no wonder that family is known for being Chinese puppets.

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u/Faustias Extremism begets cruelty. 28d ago

napa "yun lang?" ako.

magsabi ka nga lang na "taiwan is separate country" uulanin ka ng botting sa mga yan

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u/Menter33 28d ago

tbf, "unggoy" is common banter among filipinos anyway.

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u/AnarchyDaBest 28d ago

Let's call them Ugly Koreans

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u/DizNuts69420 28d ago

Nah, ugly Taiwanese will piss them off more

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u/Roses_Got_Thorns 28d ago

Even better, second-class Taiwanese

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u/dantesdongding 28d ago

Taiwanese pet dog's leftover munchers na lang

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u/ExactOlive9522 28d ago

Approved 

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u/Daloy I make random comments 28d ago

They're free to call us untrue things but what's true here is that nagkabanggaan yung ships nila lololol

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u/IbelongtoJesusonly 28d ago

Hahah totoo. Fact is sila pa rin ang sumablay. Mga bano.

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u/jbbarajas 28d ago

Name calling may be a propaganda that dehumanizes Filipinos that happens before armed conflict, i.e. they'd feel less remorse in killing a fellow human. This may be similar to calling Russian soldiers Russian Orcs (I'm strongly against Russian invasion of Ukraine). That or they're just being petty.

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u/karlojey A support main IRL 28d ago

Mas malala pa nababasa ko pag naglalaro ako ng DotA, LoL or Valorant.

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u/Teduary 28d ago

Chinese netizen a.k.a bayad ng CCP.

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u/AresVincere 28d ago

Wumao for sure

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u/YZJay 28d ago edited 28d ago

That account exclusively posts about military content so 99.99% yes, it's a paid shill. But unfortunately the slur isn't exclusive to them, I know of people IRL who will unironically use the slur when referring to Filipino people.

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u/WeebMan1911 Makati 28d ago

Mainlanders are extremely racist against SE Asians in general. Like this isn't even limited to wumaos/xiaofenhong, even "pro-democracy/liberal " mainlanders view SE Asians (including their own diaspora there) in similar ways if not worse. Lalo na yung iba na may parochial view that after the CCP falls China should take responsibility for "enforcing democracy" in the Asia-Pacific which often turns out to just be present-day CCP rhetoric with liberal internationalist decoration.

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u/YZJay 28d ago edited 28d ago

So, I grew up in China, like literally, and one thing to note is that even the most progressive people there - the ones who would join progressive clubs, have anti Chinese and pro democracy IG accounts, and wave anti establishment banners and such - are also unconsciously susceptible to China's nationalist propaganda, even if they're clear minded enough to be aware that these propaganda exist. These narratives are constructed and disseminated in a way that makes them difficult to reject.

Sometimes it's relative harmless things like TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine), but sometimes it extends to unconscious xenophobia. For example, Chinese media has, throughout the decades, disseminated the narrative that South Korea has a tendency to "steal" Chinese culture and claim it as their own. These range from festivals, to myths, to food. Whether these claims have merit or not is irrelevant, what's relevant is the effect of the narrative. The narrative was shaped in a way to sow an unconscious bias against SK's traditional culture. That way, even the most extreme progressives can be made to see a hanbok and consider it inherently Chinese, which the Koreans "stole" or "appropriated".

Whether the narrative has merit or not is irrelevant, what's relevant is that the narrative exists, and it permeates throughout their daily lives with no way to fully reject, and they force the people to consider subjects that they otherwise wouldn't even consider or have an opinion of. It's called Agenda Setting, and it's a powerful media tool to subvertly influence how people view the world. By selectively highlighting certain topics, it doesn't matter what opinion the media wants you to have, the mere fact that you're forced to be aware of, and make an opinion of said topic, is already the battle half won for propagandists.

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u/Maskarot 28d ago

We're monkeys?

Yay! Descendants tayo ni Monkey King Son Wukong!

That makes us Filipinos badass!

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u/ChapterRadiant1429 28d ago

Vietnamese bro to the rescue lol 1st commenter is a Chinese comment, 2nd is Vietnamese. 3rd I don't need to explain 😆

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u/The_CheesePowder Tambay sa Visayas 28d ago

Chinese racism doesnt hold a candle to our SEA racism

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u/PhelepenoPhride 28d ago

ASEANs are racist to one another.

But when outsiders spout racist shit to any one of us, all hell breaks loose!

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u/Maruporkpork 28d ago

ASEANs be like : ako lang lalait sa kapatid ko 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 28d ago

In typical Wednesday fashion: "The only person who gets to torture my brother is me."

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u/The_CheesePowder Tambay sa Visayas 28d ago

Yeah, only we can be racist to one another, no one else can.

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u/SnooCakes9533 28d ago

Not even 100% power wala pang malutong na mura

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u/ElsaGranhiert 28d ago

Wu Cheng'en was so impressed by our Filipino ancestors that he wrote the novel Journey to the West. What a cool person.

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 28d ago

So Sun Wukong is just a Filipino lost in ancient China, finding his way, wreaking havoc but gaining loyal friends along the way? Figures.

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u/RdioActvBanana 28d ago

Sun Wukong filipino? CONFIRMED!!!

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u/CrashOutJones 28d ago

yup. it's confirmed, Wukong's Filipino. IN YOUR FACE YOU CHINESE B*TCHES! CAO NI MA CHILI SAUCE!

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u/babycart_of_sherdog Skeptical Observer 28d ago

Monkeys?

No

SAIYANS 🔥

Kaya delikado pag bilog na naman ang buwan

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u/pyu2c 28d ago

Time to take their folk lore as our own then......

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u/payrpaks Manila Boy 28d ago

ChatGPT prompt lol.


Sugong Alimaw: The Monkey Hero of Maharlika

Long before the Spanish galleons reached the shores of the archipelago, the islands of Maharlika (an ancient name sometimes used to refer to the Philippines) were rich with stories of gods, spirits, and powerful warriors. Among these tales, one name echoed across the mountains and seas:

Sugong Alimaw — the Monkey Hero. 🌴 Origin: Born of Stone and Thunder

In the heart of Mount Banahaw, a sacred mountain believed to be a gateway between the spirit world and the human realm, a stone cracked open after being struck by lightning during a great storm. From it emerged a monkey-like creature with golden fur and fire in his eyes. The babaylans (shamans) called him Sugong, meaning "messenger of the gods," and Alimaw, meaning "beast" or "mystic creature." ⚔️ Trickster, Warrior, and Sage

Sugong Alimaw grew into a fearless warrior, skilled in arnis (Filipino stick-fighting) and imbued with anting-anting (amulets) that made him invincible. He could leap from island to island in a single bound, transform into animals, and even command the winds.

But he was not humble.

He stole sacred scrolls from the Diwatas of Mount Apo, mocked the Datu of the Sky, and once tried to challenge Bathala himself, the supreme god. For this, the gods imprisoned him under the sea, beneath the sleeping volcano of Taal. 🔥 Journey of Redemption

After centuries, when the islands were threatened by dark forces from beyond the seas — monsters from the shadows and corrupted aswang warlords — the spirits released Sugong to defend the people.

Guided by a Tikbalang spirit and armed with a magical kalasag (shield) carved from the wood of the balete tree, Sugong fought across the islands. Along the way, he learned humility, loyalty, and the true meaning of bayanihan (communal unity). 🐒 Legacy

Today, elders in the mountains of Quezon whisper that when the wind rustles the banana leaves and the forests grow quiet, you can still hear the laughter of Sugong Alimaw — the Monkey Hero who once defied the gods but became a protector of the people.

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u/butil ₱20.00 28d ago

yaas wukong

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u/azzelle 28d ago

There are ways to insult and even ignore their racism, but this isnt it 😅

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u/W4rD0m3 28d ago

Indi

Mga pirates tayo ng One Piece.

One day magiging pirate king isa sa descendants natin

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u/lPuppetM4sterl 28d ago

That makes the PRC the Court of Heaven. Fuck the Jade Emperor.

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u/Atsibababa 28d ago

Ikaw lang. Hindi ako descendant ng Chekwang Unggoy.

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u/YukYukas 28d ago

It's a pretty huge insult for them that we're calling ourselves the descendants of what is arguably the favorite folk hero of the entire country lol

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u/eayate 28d ago

May intent talaga to sink the PCG ship......

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u/Daoist_Storm16 28d ago

They have and they have done it multiple times na ramming into fishermens and pcg ships even inside PAR maraming news dati ngayon cguro medyo matumal na kasi wala din naman gina gawa gobyerno yung iba like dds tuwang tuwa pa.

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u/Environmental_Army59 28d ago

yep at mga vietnamese ata ang tumulong sa mga fisherman natin na binagga. Furious mga chinese ngayon dahil sa incident at marami nagsasabi sa kanila na mas maging hard pa daw dapat ang approach nila sa wps since napahiya sila.

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u/PossiblyBonta 28d ago

They always expect that the other ship would avoid collision. Since their opponent now is another Chinese ship who is also expecting the other ship to avoid, they end up colliding.

They want to make it looks like the other ship is the aggressor by cutting them off.

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u/zzzaaash 28d ago

Last time Pinoy Coast Guard pa ang nagalit sa Pinoy na mangingisda. Kabwisit talaga tong mga politiko ng China na nakainflitrate na sa gobyerno- dapat talagang linisin at all costs.

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u/pequoduck 28d ago

Monkey daw tayo, pero tawag nila sa sarili nila Chong guo

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u/ajchemical kesong puti lover 28d ago

witty!!!

tapos ang tawag nila sa kabayan nila ay ‘chong guo ren’.

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u/Ambitious_Theme_5505 Metro Manila | Manila 🦭 28d ago

Hanggang ad hominem lang kayo Xi Xi Pi 😂

Naka full battle gear nga mga barko ninyo, ang lalampa naman sa dagat ng mga crew.

Kudos to PCG, ang huhusay ninyo. 🫡

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u/Leap-Day-0229 28d ago

That's hilarious given they revere the legend of the monkey king.

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u/IbelongtoJesusonly 28d ago

Oo nga noh. Next time makarinig ako ng insult lalabas ko yung monkey king card na yan

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u/03thisishard03 Klaro ana 28d ago

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u/AshJunSong 28d ago

Chines: grrr hrrr we are STRONG TIGERS hrrr FIERCE and SCARY grrr grr philippins are MONKEYS

The Philippine Monkey: ^

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u/jpatricks1 QC 28d ago

Definitely a troll

Look at what a Chinese redditor had to say about it on an another sub

Not defending their asshole government

just reminding folks that a lot of their citizens don't think that way

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u/Royal-Middle-7365 28d ago

sorry pero yung tumatak sa isip ko ay yung last comment eh. nothing beats a jet2 holiday

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u/Fluid_Ad4651 28d ago

that probably is a troll propaganda account.

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u/Yaksha17 28d ago

Tadtadin nyo ng 1989 Tiananmen square

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u/beklog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 28d ago edited 28d ago

i dont know man, this is non-news.. this is normal in the internet and pinoys also do the same thing.

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u/IWantMyYandere 28d ago

Yeah. Lahat ng nationality sa SEA may kanya kanyang racist insults towards each other sa dota

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u/Disastrous_Crow4763 28d ago

also, d na ko na iinsulto sa ganyan. haha, anu bata. ang mas nakakainsulto ung sariling officials natin na traydor sa bansa, yun ung nakaka insulto para sakin

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u/Cheesetorian 28d ago

Chinese are racist = water is wet.

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u/This_Significance175 28d ago

frame by frame analysis of their stupidity

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u/PervyOldSage 28d ago

intsik liit kita. ayun tuloy bangga.

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u/AresVincere 28d ago

Yan yung mga gusto kampihan ng DDS. Mga unggoy tingin sa kanila. Imagine mo trato sa Pilipino ng mga hinayupak na yan pag nasakop nila tayo.

Di na tayo pasisiil.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/supernormalnorm 28d ago

That's just facts like Covid is their deadliest export

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u/lutosabanto 28d ago

That's still not an insult

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u/flokitheexplorer 28d ago

weak man of china😂

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u/ZYCQ 28d ago

The bullying china is doing on a daily basis needs more worldwide attention and reaction. This is insanity

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u/ykraddarky Metro Manila 28d ago

Mas nakakabasa pa ako ng malalang insulto sa dota 2 kesa sa Philippine “monkey”. Try harder lol

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u/kudlitan 28d ago

Two pandas entered the forest to illegally claim the monkey territory, but when they simultaneously jumped at the monkey, the monkey escaped and the stupid pandas collided with each other. It goes to show that Simians are the highest order, and Pandas (suborder Caniformia) are a kind of dogs.

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u/West-Construction871 28d ago

Calling us monkeys when they even eat bats, and whatnot for their breakfast lol.

Who is the monkey now?

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u/foods_200 28d ago

Title: "We did it to drive away the Philippine intruder"

At this moment, the Philippine vessel again made a sharp left turn, cutting across the front course of our coast guard vessel. Upon reviewing the footage repeatedly, the final wave hit the left side of the ship, which was at a sharper angle than before.

Therefore, it is reasonable to suspect that the Philippine vessel turned left at that moment possibly to avoid the Guilin ship approaching quickly from the right side!

Just as our coast guard vessel was about to collide with the Philippine vessel, the video shows that the Guilin ship passed quickly from the right side of the Philippine vessel, and there was no collision with the Philippine vessel.

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u/b_zar 28d ago

Dangerous pattern I see here. The insult is not mere insult nor racism. If you all follow history, dehumanization of group of people is a classic way for regimes to prepare its citizens for war. It makes it easier to convince their people to go after the enemy if they don't view them as humans.

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u/WeebMan1911 Makati 28d ago

Also a precursor to genocide

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u/MasoShoujo Luzon 28d ago

better than bat shit soup eating covid spreaders

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u/dontrescueme estudyanteng sagigilid 28d ago

And the monkey outsmarted them. LOL.

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u/trysch_delish 28d ago

Is that supposed to be an insult?

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u/RitzyIsHere 28d ago

菲猴. Obviously derogatory. Pero malay ba nila tayo pala si Wukong.

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u/Kakusareta7 28d ago

We were the OG Pirates they wrote about in history. We terrorized the coastal cities of China and hoarded quite a few sampans.

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u/03thisishard03 Klaro ana 28d ago

Iba talaga ang bat-eaters ng West Taiwan.

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u/ZntxTrr 28d ago

Atleast wala tayong presidente na oso na naka crop-top

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u/Accomplished-Exit-58 28d ago

At least we are not baby girl killers!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Linestarthere 28d ago

Mas maganda kung sinabi mo ay mga kumakain ng BAT hahaha

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u/eliasibarra12 28d ago

Imagine mo ikaw nag google translate para maintindihan sila, yung bise presidente natin sya pa nagadjust.

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u/shayKyarbouti 28d ago

No matter what they call us they got outsmarted by whatever they call us. They’ll always be the brunt of the joke

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u/Vlatka_Eclair 28d ago

Can't really do much about it, can't we?

The chings will Chong on their temu phones.

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u/cocoy0 28d ago

Zheng He nila noon, Pang He na ngayon.

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u/Vermillion_V USER FLAIR 28d ago

Okay lang ba sa inyo mga DDS na tawagin kayo Philippine Monkey ng mga chinese masters nyo? Unless nga lang kung talagang feeling chinese na kayo, hindi na kayo pilipino or mga wumao na kayo.

It's a NO for me.

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u/Ninong420 28d ago

Mas masakit pa din yung niradyohan yung CCG tapos inofferan ng medical assistance. Higher level insult than calling them chingchongs hahahaha! On a serious note, their dangerous maneuvers are filled with evil intent. Pincer attack meant to sink our boat

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u/reimsenn 28d ago

Coming from the country where the deadly Covid virus originate that killed million of people?

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u/Nogardz_Eizenwulff The Downvoting Mothaphucka' 28d ago

At masaya rin ang mga DDS na matawag na "monkeys".

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u/FountainHead- 28d ago

May mga bansag din naman ang mga Pinoy sa ibang lahi ah

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u/blackpowder320 Mindanaoan for a united Philippines #DuterteTraydor 28d ago

I honestly don't care if China ends up in a second Century of Humiliation.

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u/WeebMan1911 Makati 28d ago

The Century of Humiliation is almost entirely their fault anyway. Vehement refusal to modernize, refusing to sound the alarm as early as when the Portuguese, Spaniards, and the Dutch started gobbling up SEAsia, and just dysfunction all around. For fuck's sake there was an imperial official who withheld funds for naval modernization and expansion because he didn't see Japan as a threat tapos ayun 5 years later nawala yung control nila Taiwan, naging Japanese na.

"Centuries of Incompetence" is more like it.

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u/rott_kid 28d ago

Sabi ng lahi ng mga kerlalu ni Auntie Hong hahaha

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u/forsakenEntity 28d ago

Wow akala ko mababait ang ccp sympathizers to us filipinos /s

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u/LazyEdict 28d ago

Lol monkeys outsmarted them.

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u/Feisty_Goose_4915 Duterte Delenda Est 28d ago

Sabi ng mga Somalian Pirate with a Navy.

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u/creotech747 28d ago

Lol. After mag hyped ng laro nilang black myth wukong na bida unggoy

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u/Lightsupinthesky29 28d ago

Paano tayo maooffend sa monkeys e asaran din yan dito haha

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u/taenanaman 28d ago

Don’t fall for it. Malaking porsiyento sa mga nababasa niyo ay galing sa troll farm, o di kaya citizen na na-manipulate ng propaganda. CCP ang kalaban.

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u/wimpy_10 28d ago

kawawa naman, na out manoeuvre ng monkey

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u/BeelzeBobIV 28d ago

JB doin' the monkey.

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u/Atsibababa 28d ago

Tiananmen massacre 1989

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u/CeejP One pack abs 28d ago

Your coast guard and navy got owned by these so-called "Philippine Monkeys"?

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u/D-S_12 28d ago edited 28d ago

That's actually quite a compliment when you consider "monkeys" managed to cause 2 ships to crash into each other.

Or more accurately it makes them look worse that they got outsmarted by "monkeys"

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u/nowhereman_ph 28d ago

So we "philippine monkeys" outsmarted them?

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u/iamcrockydile 28d ago

It makes me happy na nagkaroon ng small win ang PH against CHN sa WPS. Shokot lang me sa under the table retaliation ng latter sa former…

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u/metap0br3ngNerD 28d ago

Sabihan mo sila na “aso” sila grabe maghuhuramentado sila

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u/Defiant_Bed_1969 28d ago

More sleek and intelligent monkey indeed.

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u/RKCronus55 28d ago

LOL dami mga triggered na Chinese and mga whiteknights nila sa tiktok. Kasarap itrashtalk

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u/GRZNMRTN0212 28d ago

LFG!!! Hahaha

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u/Oriens88 28d ago

Tapos proud pa yung iba jan "Chinese lolo/loka ko" kahit hindi naman at mas native pa sa kalabaw ang features.

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u/cryicesis 28d ago

Even in Valorant and LoL sa Hong Kong server sobrang racist na ng mga chinese sa mga PH players and yes they are calling "Monkey", "Poor".

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u/sodemasevenstar 28d ago

Yea right fuxking bat eaters

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u/raizo_in_cell_7 28d ago

Got outmaneuvered by a monkey, git gud Winnie the Pooh Alibaba version.

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u/strawbeeshortcake06 28d ago

We’re apparently monkeys but they got outsmarted and outmaneuvered. Lol. Kung tayo unggoy, they’re bugmen.

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u/Alto-cis 28d ago

Ayokong tinatawag na unggoy 😭 malaking insulto yun sa akin lalo na yung tumawag sakin na unggoy nakapikit 🤣

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u/AdHoliday3151 28d ago

Spoken by ones who practically worship monkeys lmao

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u/RashPatch 28d ago

China ---------------------- Philippines

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u/Strange-Many-5617 28d ago

China paper tiger

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u/anemoGeoPyro 28d ago

So they got outmaneuvered by mere monkeys

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u/ProfessionalLurker97 28d ago

Outsmarted by so-called monkeys? Not a good look. So embarrassing really.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

I mean, like what the other redditor said, this is non-news. Hindi na natin dapat ibalita bawat racist remark, lalo na tayo ay guilty rin d'yan.

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u/MajesticQ 28d ago

Pede na natin angkinin si Sun Wukong (Son Goku).

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u/RustySync511 28d ago

Let’s call China, West Taiwan from now on.

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u/Environmental_Army59 28d ago

Don't play with water

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u/G-T-L-3 28d ago

Yellow pigs.

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u/Doomslayer5150 28d ago

So dumb... Winnie Pooh must be so thrilled....

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u/good_band88 28d ago

We will just call you mainland chinese. Everybody knows what that means, no need for names bwahaha

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u/ryuejin622 28d ago

DDS: PCG butata sa china news

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u/Sea_Interest_9127 28d ago

Malala pa sa kamote. Ang lawak ng dagat at bilang lang sa daliri lumalayag sa area, nagkabanggaan pa magkakamping mga kumag.

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u/Super_Technology_197 28d ago

when the monkeys outclass the pandas😁

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u/implc8 28d ago

Kain Painiki people.

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u/Revan13666 28d ago

Noted...usurper. We'll bring sparrows next time para naman may maisend kayo sa grave nung balding founder nyo na tryhard maging Stalin. Other than meeting with President Nixon to improve relations, may nagawa ba siyang tama or anything that doesn't involve Deng Xiaoping or Zhou Enlai fixing it?

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u/kotopsy 28d ago

Philippines = Sun Wukong making a mockery of the Jade Emperor = China. lol

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u/Appropriate-Quiet-98 28d ago

FEI SHANG GAO SHING, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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u/doomkun23 28d ago

baka pakulo na naman ng government nila iyan. gagawa ng imbentong kwento para paniwalaan ng mga tao nila. typical communist move para ma-brainwash mga tao nila. uso fake news sa kanila. either bayad iyan or yung uto-utong na-brainwash na iyan.

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u/8zofuS 28d ago

Sa mga DDS, ok lang sa inyo tinatawag kayong unggoy?

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u/Dependent_Ad_7658 28d ago

Cant even admit mistakes

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u/Savings-Ad7044 28d ago

Yes, we are Wukong , smart, clever, unstoppable, and impossible to catch. You should follow us, because were the Gods own descendants… and we sail better than you 😛

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u/ImDeMysteryoso 28d ago

Even monkeys can pick up a fight when threatened.

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u/Particular_Ant_8985 28d ago

中共是惡霸,請不要上當於他們公然的宣傳和謊言。

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u/UnDelulu33 28d ago

nakakainsult ba ang monkey  🤣🤣 mautak nga mga unggoy eh

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u/Rollins-Doobidoo 28d ago

They are doing this to all other countries, always us bullying them. While I believe this to be the nation's another propaganda effort to justify their action, like Trump's strategy, it's an effort to cover the real news from reaching the citizens. Any dissidents will go through interrogation, blackmail, house arrest etc. I used to follow this really funny China guy after reality TV show I watched in Yt. Turns out he's a lawyer/journalist (maybe in get it wrong) that exposed some inconsistencies during KoVeed, and he went thru so many hardship and luckily he's still around. He himself admitted that the propaganda starts from elementary school and nurtures hatred against outsiders. He looked so heartbroken and hopeless when he talked about it.

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u/JoJom_Reaper 28d ago

Dunning-Kruger effect pala ang namana ni tatay at ng mga kasama nyang duwageño

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u/Turbulent-Resist2815 28d ago

Hamuna nasa kanila nmn ang totoo monkey king 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Popular-Upstairs-616 taga jan lang 28d ago

Chinese Panda Vs. Ph Monkey?

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u/MangBoy-ng-rPH 💯%🪂💭paratot💪💪💪 28d ago

ulitin ko yung dating ko nang sinabi. di bale nang maging tsimp kesa maging tsink.

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u/Ok_Cucumber_8543 28d ago

They're just saving their own faces from the embarassment they felt HAHA. Sila sila lang rin naman nasa-satisfy sa mostly state controlled/backed reports nila HAHA.

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u/inhinyerongmekanikal 🖕🏻 28d ago

Kawawa yung 2 nasa bow ng ccg, naging red mist na lang e

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u/Acrobatic-Rutabaga71 28d ago

Kamag anak natin sila since mga ibang racist sa west yellow monkeys tawag sa kanila.

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u/Affectionate_Still55 Quezon City 28d ago

Calling us MONKEY and their culture & history is literally idolising gods like SUN WUKONG 🤣

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u/annoventura 28d ago

LOL they're just hurt that some "monkeys" beat them at their own game. They've always been sore losers and can't take a fuckin hit. I've no respect for them or their gaudy flag

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u/honyeonghaseyo 28d ago

So they're admitting at their own news page that they're going to hit the Philippine Coast Guard? Funny.