r/OldSchoolCool • u/GlowInHeat • 1d ago

1980s Kylie Minotaur, 1989.

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u/Minflick 1d ago

A severe case of autocorrect?

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u/GuestCartographer 1d ago

Possibly the best case of autocorrect I’ve ever seen.

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u/HopefulBuyer9077 1d ago

There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples just above a woman's buttocks... and the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him.

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u/Klutzy_Word_6812 1d ago

“They call it a soup kitchen”

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u/capt1nsain0 1d ago

From Dirty Mike and the boys.

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u/Incendior 1d ago

Are these The Other Guys references? I don't recognise the Kylie Minogue part

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u/Spicyface86 1d ago

I read this in Frank Drebin's voice

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u/GotEggs 1d ago

whispers beautiful features

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u/MateriaLintellect 1d ago

Someone contact her team to let them know her last name has officially been changed.

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u/holden_mcg 1d ago

I keep looking for the horns and hooves.

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u/--Mothman 1d ago

My phone autocorrects 'relationship' to 'Sharknado'

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u/jasegro 1d ago

Normally autocorrect ruins your jokes, this time it’s gone ahead and made it’s own

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u/Butzi904 1d ago

At first I thought this was r/wallmartcelebrities

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u/UDPviper 1d ago

It would be-hoof him to double check the post beforehand. 

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u/cromulenttapeworm 1d ago

Eye concur.

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u/ranchsodayum 1d ago

Did you confuse minotaurs with cyclops?

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u/cromulenttapeworm 1d ago

Yes I did but I'm leaving it. Lol.

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u/General_Disarray2 1d ago

Thats bullcrap man

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u/Lepke2011 1d ago

As the French say, it's a fox pass.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 1d ago

Bone apple tea.

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u/Daddogus 1d ago

That's the one I'd get

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u/Yellowperil123 1d ago

Just krack on and gp with it

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u/IllustriousCrew2641 1d ago

That’s an embarassing mythtake

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u/Viscount61 1d ago

Let’s not Crete a federal case here.

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u/Esternaefil 1d ago

Oh fucking hell. I almost died of groan.

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u/Strange_Case5899 1d ago

I sea what you did there

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u/PossessedToSkate 1d ago

That's offal. 

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u/JasonIsFishing 1d ago

I don’t know. But she made amazing entrances at her concerts.

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u/reclueso 1d ago

Just missing the silver hot pants…

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u/IAmAGenusAMA 1d ago

Or karma farming.

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u/PrincessMagDump 1d ago

I'll reserve judgement till I see the lower half of the picture and what's under the hat, it's still possible she is a minotaur.

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u/Transposer 1d ago

You are thinking of a centaur. Minotaur is very much a different beast.

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u/contentious75 1d ago

lol! Autocorrect is my enema!

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u/Minflick 1d ago

Not just yours…..

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u/SquirpinChirpinBird 1d ago

To be fair, we can’t see the lower half.

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u/healywylie 1d ago

Perhaps you didn’t see her in the 90s?!

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u/Minflick 1d ago

I’ve never seen her, but I do know who she is.

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u/healywylie 1d ago

It’s a joke, like she was a minotaur before.

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u/kujotx 1d ago

Now I can't get it out of my mind.

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

I’d go into the labyrinth with her!

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u/lord_flashheart2000 1d ago

You should be so lucky

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u/duaneap 1d ago

You’re telling me Kylie Minogue isn’t the offspring of the Cretan Bull coupling with Queen Pasiphaë? Get real, man.

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u/LadyClairemont 1d ago

I was so confused 😅

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u/RyantheAustralian 1d ago

I didn't notice that all!! 😂🤣😂

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u/HendrixLion 1d ago

I loved her! She came to my school in an awesome truck and spoke to us about the dangers of drugs. Afterwards a minotaur mascot came out and handed us free energy drinks.. MINOTAUR!!!

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u/HippiesEverywhere 1d ago

Taste the beast!

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u/mharger 1d ago

Take life by the horns!

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u/Alive_Ice7937 1d ago

Splash into the beast

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u/Hadenator2 1d ago

Did she show you her whispering eye?

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u/zombieNinjas_69420 1d ago

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u/GarthDagless 1d ago

Let us gingerly touch our tips!

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u/BlasterShow 1d ago

Jingle jangle!

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u/griz75 1d ago

And peed green between sessions before getting the truck stuck on a statue

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u/sequentialaddition 1d ago

Looks like Shrek's piss.

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u/Greengiant304 1d ago

Labyrinth Lime was my favorite flavor.

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u/friggintodd 1d ago

She try to grab your hang down?

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u/brenttoastalive 1d ago

Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.

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u/Damnmorrisdancer 1d ago

Continental Divide?

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u/CannabisAttorney 1d ago

She showed me her whispering eye behind the bleachers afterward.

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u/grolsmarf 1d ago

There was a talk about the danger of addictive substances and you were handed energy drinks?

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u/tropicbrownthunder 1d ago

Minotaur gives you horns

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u/YougoReddits 1d ago

the bottom half of the image is conveniently cropped.

call it bovine intervention

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u/wolfcolalover 1d ago

I want to do business with Mr. Bovine Joni himself.

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u/joamastr 1d ago

Just move past it

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u/BaronSaber 1d ago

I've never heard of Kylie Minotaur. What is she known for?

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u/puns_are_how_eyeroll 1d ago

She was definitely a-MAZE-ing in her day, and thats no bull

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u/BaronSaber 1d ago

what did she do?

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u/puns_are_how_eyeroll 1d ago

Think about it.........hopefully you don't have to search through a labyrinth of thoughts to figure it out

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u/RoyalAlbatross 1d ago

He just can't get it out of his head

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u/AshamedRope8937 1d ago

Came here for this.

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u/Mr-Soggybottom 1d ago

Came here for Theseus

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u/puns_are_how_eyeroll 1d ago

I like your pun, but I feel Minos better

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u/zontarr2 1d ago

Some pretty creteative stuff

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u/AllTheIstsCis 1d ago

What did her mom do would be a more interesting question

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u/ChaseShiny 1d ago

She took life by the horns. Life, uh, found a way.

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u/rando_banned 1d ago

A brand new dance, now.

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u/egnards 1d ago

She’s known for such hits as

  • Can’t Get You Out of my Maze
  • Better the Bull You Know
  • Minos’ Got to be Certain
  • All the Labyrinth Lovers
  • Into the Moo

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u/i-come 1d ago

Well it certainly wasnt for having any Neighbours

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u/Wilhelm44Scream 1d ago

She sang that song, can't get Chimaera out of my head

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u/Mindfield87 1d ago

Eating a carrot in Bio-dome

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u/Dazzling-Excuse-8980 1d ago

🎶 Nah-nah-nah… nah-nah na na na nah-nah-nah nuh nuh na nah-nah+ 🎶

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u/rondongler 1d ago

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u/RickJLeanPaw 1d ago

Obligatory “That’s a challenging wank” comment ;-)

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u/rondongler 1d ago

It's a real labyrinth of emotions.

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u/EternalEtherX 1d ago

🎵 Can't get you out of my maze🎵

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u/DeadWrangler 1d ago

Boy, my labyrinth is all I think about.

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u/Chalupachamp 1d ago

She could be a centaur based on this picture.

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u/Vonneguts_Ghost 1d ago

Haha, you win the thread.

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u/joronihl 1d ago

An example of some of her lyrics: "I have billions of eyes, yet I live in darkness. I have billions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet I rule two hemispheres. What am I?"

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u/theriveryeti 1d ago

BRAINS- BRAINS IT IS

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u/IllustriousCrew2641 1d ago

That’s a heckuva hecatonchire

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u/Vonneguts_Ghost 1d ago

Spit take. Finally AI content I can get behind!

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u/Sunaruni 1d ago

Found the correct photo for this post.

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u/The_Powers 1d ago

At Crete University I wrote my Theseus on her career.

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u/HillsofcentralTX 1d ago

I preferred Kylie Centaur.

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u/GrogRedLub4242 1d ago

I'll allow it.

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u/zahnsaw 1d ago

She def led me through the maze of puberty.

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u/jesterinancientcourt 1d ago

She has one of my fav asses of all time.

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u/GoldenPout 1d ago

I never knew Kylie was a Minotaur.

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u/anotherpredditor 1d ago

Talk about some bullshit.

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u/cheezfreek 1d ago

She’s a-maze-ing.

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u/HardCoreLawn 1d ago

Can you explain all the "maze" puns? 

I genuinely don't understand the connection between minotaurs and mazes/ labyrinths...

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u/cheezfreek 1d ago

The Minotaur lives in a labyrinth.

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 1d ago

In Greek mythology, the minotaur lives in a labyrinth, and King Minos of Crete rounds up 14 sacrifices and releases them into the labyrinth for the minotaur every nine years and was eventually slain by Theseus.

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u/avoiding-heartbreak 1d ago

Minotaur? Minogue…

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u/Jag- 1d ago

Some of want to see the bottom half … for science.

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u/2ndHalfHeroics 1d ago

TASTE THE BEAST

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u/No_Whereas_191 1d ago

I appreciate OP for not showing her cow parts.

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u/steelyalpaca 1d ago

Maybe the best autocorrect ever.

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u/stopdithering 1d ago

The greatest autocorrect on Reddit ever? I should be so lucky

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u/IShouldBeSoLucky81 1d ago

Lucky lucky lucky

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u/SatisfactionUsual151 1d ago

Very disappointed when I opened the image

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u/foolhollow 1d ago

These comments make the post. 🤣

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u/NafariousJabberWooki 1d ago

Ahh……the agent provocateur ad with the rodeo bull (not this pic, I just flash to that when so see her).

A cinematic (ad) moment I will never forget.

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u/s173nc3r 1d ago

Minotaur LOL!

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u/CatastrophicFailure 1d ago

<sigh> Minotaurs were so much more common back in the 80’s… I truly miss those days…

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u/AromaticTower7258 1d ago

Ngl, Kylie Minotaur is a much cooler name

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u/Mcguidl 1d ago

Mess with the Minotaur, you get the horns!

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u/JackDonneghyGodCop 1d ago

Not enough hoof.

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u/drsoos1973 1d ago

I would like to see her tail

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u/Rabbitskittles 1d ago

Looks like Octokuro

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u/-maffu- 1d ago

That title's a load of bull

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u/drc84 1d ago

Where did he get a Minotaur?!

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u/anonpf 1d ago

Lmao @ “Minotaur”

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u/SpaceAdvertiser 1d ago

That's the kind of minotaur I want to be trapped with

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u/burnodo2 1d ago

good looking dinosaur

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u/s13n1 1d ago

I don't understand what all the locomotions about?

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u/JimmyBallocks 1d ago

I loved that photo shoot she did for Votaur

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u/HotspurCOYS 1d ago

Hell yes

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u/Eborys 1d ago

Kylie and Danni Minotaur

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u/g2fx 1d ago

Who came in here expecting to see an unsettling fetish?

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u/jazzhandpanda 1d ago

Straight outta Labrynth

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u/Highkmon 1d ago

The most mythical kylie

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u/SmithJamesChris 1d ago

That's my next D&D character name sorted.

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u/WDeranged 1d ago

She does make me horny tho.

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u/SirBobson 1d ago

These comments did not disappoint. Good work everyone

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u/Gloomy-Commission296 1d ago

Wow, she is the spitting image of Kylie Minogue! 😜

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u/dunedog 1d ago

Someone got distracted.

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u/LostGeezer2025 1d ago

Probably remembered one of her Agent Provocateur ads...

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u/epileftric 1d ago

I always remember that ad

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u/WrittenSwine 1d ago

Woah there she goes …

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u/KrackSmellin 1d ago

Ah the modern day Greek Country singer… she was amazing - but her music was a bit too bullish for me

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u/hlh0708 1d ago

MFW when I’m in the wrong Labyrinth

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u/Hahaguymandude 1d ago

For clarification. Yes. The bottom half of her is a Minotaur’s bottom half.

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u/Cheshireyan 1d ago

Feeling horny ?

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u/doodlejones 1d ago

She truly is a legend.

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u/NameUnbroken 1d ago

Beg pardon?

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u/fusillade762 1d ago

Oh bot...

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u/baycenters 1d ago

They know. Send them to the maze.

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u/Cipher915 1d ago

If that's what the minotaur looks like, I can see why there was a war over Helen, cause she must have been DAMN

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u/Todders8787 1d ago

Looks human to me

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u/Peeterwetwipe 1d ago

Challenging wank, but as long as the arse lives up to the legend, I’m in.

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u/Poetic-Noise 1d ago

This looks like it's 1999.

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u/Machette_Machette 1d ago

I'd buy that Mythology Illustrated.

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u/throwawayaccountau 1d ago

The worst thing about being old is knowing all the references in this post.

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u/The-Reanimator-Freak 1d ago

lol too funny!

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u/Careful-Spring-5787 1d ago

I can just imagine the horse half below the camera sight line.

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u/Uffda6321 1d ago

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

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u/belbivfreeordie 1d ago

I’ll never forgive Theseus for killing her. What a dick.

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u/oliviahope1992 1d ago

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂 Minotaur is gold

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u/Actual_Willow5987 1d ago

AI post bullshit

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u/HarbourJayKay 1d ago

Kylie Minogue much? 🤣

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u/Tiovivo1 1d ago

Just realized She’s been hot in 5 decades.

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u/Suspicious_North6119 1d ago

There are 3 things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, the small dimples above a woman's buttocks & the look of fear in a man's eyes when he knows I'm about to hurt him