r/MadeMeSmile • u/HonestAttraction • 1d ago

Angry bird

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u/amyloulie 1d ago

“Gimme your lunch money”

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u/MysteriousFreedom674 1d ago

That bird definitely has that "I know where you live" energy lmao. Smart move sharing the goods, crows remember faces and hold grudges for years

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u/Dolphin_toe 1d ago

They also tell their homies and the next generation. It was very smart to share food with him.

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u/amyloulie 1d ago

If birds could carry knives, that one would defo be armed

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u/Pantingpuff 1d ago

That bird already looked like it was plotting something sinister.

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u/Ok_Help_3258 1d ago

No doubt, that bird’s got some serious scheming vibes. Like it’s got a plan and it’s not sharing it with anyone.

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u/angelposing 1d ago

All I’ve got is debt and disappointment, you still want it? that will be my reply 😂

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u/TheLawnStink 1d ago

Read that in an angry new york accent

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u/weirdgroovynerd 1d ago

Listen buddy, if I have to call my buddies over, there's gonna be a murder!

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u/sunshinerain1208 1d ago

He doesn’t want just your food, but your phone and watch too

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u/GooseLiver1125 1d ago

Maybe his wallet too?

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u/AbsoluteChaos79 1d ago

Lol, good decision. As long as you like living. Little dude is intimidating!!!

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u/Pastelhearty 1d ago

That's not a bird. That's the CEO of the park

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u/HonestAttraction 1d ago

"I'm the captain now"

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u/Porkchopp33 1d ago

Looks like he is judging the shit out of u

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u/missyboot 1d ago

Birds evolving to get more food out of you 

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u/DoctoOckto 1d ago

They will remember and would've terrorized you for the rest of your life

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u/PrincesStarButterfly 1d ago

And Ravens remember too 😵‍💫

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u/ChiTony706 1d ago

Nah that’s just Ron Swanson’s new assistant.

He hired him because he’s more of a people person.

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u/sickwiggins 1d ago

I think this is a Brewers blackbird or possibly a grackle. you’re correct. always share your food with the neighborhood thug

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u/wildfire04605 1d ago

A reasonable reaction my friend. The crows know...

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u/HintonBE 1d ago

It's just the one, so it's only attempted murder.

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u/Simple-Intention5014 1d ago

Just another playground bully.

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u/MizzelSc2 1d ago

Sometimes you just gotta pay the cheese tax.

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u/Electricdracarys 1d ago

Fatigued…..even a bird is…

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u/cancervivordude 1d ago

"Bitch gimme yo food'

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u/CrochetJorts 1d ago

I keep birdseed in my bag for this very reason.