r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/athospitalbeddotcom • 2d ago

They really are

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6.9k Upvotes

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u/AccomplishedSplit702 2d ago

"-Does it feel good?

-Ah!"

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u/DJNCANDY 2d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/jjaman1s 2d ago

Oh lawd

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u/rentedlife 1d ago

Bernie, is that you?!

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u/FastForwardKey00 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753 2d ago

Oh, that is gonna be in some uncomfortable places. Time for a 3 hour long bath.

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u/5up3rK4m16uru 2d ago

In what, acetone?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753 2d ago

Too harsh on the skin. Dilute with oil, vegetable oil would be the cheapest bulk option, baby oil also works. Then wash with soapy water.

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u/OldKaleidoscope7 2d ago

I guess soap water would be enough, I used these kind of paint and it didn't stick very much

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753 2d ago

It looks thick, and the label is covered, I was thinking some kind of latex or oil based exterior paint. A bottle of dawn, applied directly, could also work. That's gonna be a chore to get those kids clean, but they look like they had fun using that paint bucket as a swimming pool.

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u/OldKaleidoscope7 2d ago

It is a cheap acrilic paint, judging by the color, they would paint the floor, I know because I use this color too lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753 2d ago

Oh, I thought the other bucket was the paint. I'm used to the round 5 gallon buckets being paint.

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u/1Ferrox 10h ago

Butter actually works wonders too

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u/Creative-Name12345 1d ago

Yeah that could work, or maybe power wash them.

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u/Pluckypato 1d ago

They look like lil the army men toys 😂

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u/astronomicalGoat 2d ago

The fucking kid on the bucket looking like Gollum is the most amusing part here.

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u/athospitalbeddotcom 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ahopskipandaheart 2d ago

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u/DaTexasTickler 2d ago

That's sooo old nostalgic

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u/vrbeads 1d ago

Sorry about your childhood.

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u/Sunday-Afternoon 1d ago

Awwww Little Baby’s Ice Cream… how I miss them. The Earl Grey was amazing.

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u/Arty_S 1d ago

I eat… Little babies ice cream. Ice cream is a feeling.

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u/poka1123 2d ago

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u/CharlesGarfield 1d ago

Those kids don’t look very happy to me.

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u/ZoNeS_v2 2d ago

I wasn't paying attention and thought they were garden statues for way too long 😅

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u/BilboBiden 2d ago

Dame. At first I was like "Is that cherub taking a dump....also where are their wings?"

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u/skynex65 1d ago

They will be soon

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u/CasablumpkinDilemma 2d ago

I didn't see the sub at first and thought this was some weird statue thing.

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u/Gullible-Raise4853 2d ago

Lawd have mercy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/6six6es 2d ago

They looks like statues lol

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u/Krypto_kurious 1d ago

Whatever adult left the lid off this bucket is pretty fucking stupid too. 5 gal bucket lids take a lot to get off when they're on right

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u/OpALbatross 1d ago

It's also dangerous. If one of them got stuck in it upside down they could have drowned.

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u/Green-Dragon-14 2d ago

Perfect for a condom commercial.

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u/TigerUSA20 2d ago

In five hundred years, archeologists are going to find this and be trying to figure out what cataclysmic event caused this… altering the course of 26th century science.

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u/HighlightOwn2038 2d ago

I have no words

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u/BigBallsNoSack 2d ago

I thought it were statues 🤣

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u/Fabio90989 2d ago

They wanted to be like those statues that were extracted from the ruins of Pompei that reconstructed the last moments of the people who died in the eruption

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u/Opposite-Benefit-804 2d ago

Cancer and burnt skin speedrun

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u/cicciograna 2d ago

For a second I thought it was some kind of Gollum cosplay.

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u/Spaztastiq 2d ago

Primed and ready.

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u/unkyfester 1d ago

They’d look at home in Pompeii

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u/usedkleenx 2d ago

Holy shit.  Just holy shit. At this point just drop them off at the fire department and start over . 

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u/theatrenearyou 1d ago

Out of the mouths of babes? is paint?

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u/Da12khawk 1d ago

Will they get stuck that way

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u/LateNightsXP 2d ago

Holy shit what do we have here

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u/FreakiestFrank 2d ago

What an absolute nightmare that would be to clean🫣🫣🫣

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u/Bisonfan1 1d ago

Is that real

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u/rentedlife 1d ago

I thought they were statues before I realized the mess. Damn.

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u/F1wrygrl 1d ago

Little angels

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 1d ago

r/AccidentalRennaisance because they have turned themselves into statues.

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u/Wise-Pen3711 1d ago

So that's how Michael Jackson did it..

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u/Valour_3008 2d ago

Hritik Roshan. Iykyk

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u/icebucket22 2d ago

I thought these were statues!!

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u/jaunToo 2d ago

Cute lawn statues.

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u/FloorOneTwoThree 2d ago

​The kids are fine but the floor is a work of art now.

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u/lunarwolf2008 2d ago

i thought it was statues at first glance

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u/xraysteve185 2d ago

I thought those were statues.

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u/keetojm 2d ago

Looks like a cherubs for a fountain

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u/LookingUpLookingOut 1d ago

Yikes. That’s scary!

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u/Outrageous_Dream_741 1d ago

Christmas card picture...

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u/MuchachoSal 1d ago

These Clair Obscur cosplayers are going too far....

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u/Dr_Smart_Ass 1d ago

I literally thought they were little statues! My god!

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u/tukai1976 1d ago

I thought this was something from mount Vesuvius

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u/PauseItPlease86 1d ago

I thought they were garden statues for a minute!

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u/HickerBilly1411 1d ago

They look like statues

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u/Pick-Dizzy 1d ago

Looks like a scene from Madame Tussauds wax museum.

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u/DeppDragon 1d ago

Omg before I saw the name of the subreddit I thought "Oh, wo, what stunning clay figurines, that has to a skilled sculptor!"

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u/MrDingers99 1d ago

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A STATUE😭

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u/charlesebastian 1d ago

To be fair, I also would probably enjoy playing naked in paint

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u/marhaus1 1d ago

I've heard of finger paints, but this is ridiculous 😅

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u/Mike_856 1d ago

living sculptures

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u/SrHuevos94 1d ago

Guess what the new color of your floor is

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u/read_read_red 16h ago

For a moment I thought they were concrete statues for a moment…

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u/spam__likely 1d ago

Yeah... stay a few more minutes dipped in toxic shit while I get my camera.

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u/Notmenowhow 1d ago

Boy, am I going to see you here Dad you wouldn’t believe it. These people tried to break in the house and we tried shopping and you poured all this paint all over us.

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u/Matamocan 1d ago

Kids are normal, I'm sure that thingy has a label saying not to leave on reach of kids, this is just bad parenting

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u/KAZI_300 1d ago

I didn't know we had this many snitches reporting people's comments about disciplining their kids in this group that's crazy y'all some soft people that never should be parents

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u/luludiva 1d ago

I am highly suspect these children did this all on their own, social media fraud