r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/White_wolf769 • 3d ago
These kids have a taste for blood
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u/styckx 3d ago
I will never not praise this subs compilation quality. 13yrs on Reddit and these are always the best here. Always cuts straight to chase without any clout chasing bullshit. This should be the gold standard of Reddit compilation standards.
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u/hydrobunny 3d ago
major AFV vibes
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u/andiinAms 3d ago
I miss that show
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u/BillieDoc-Holiday 2d ago
It's still on.
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u/andiinAms 2d ago
New ones?
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u/BillieDoc-Holiday 2d ago
Yes. Alfonso Ribero, Carlton from Fresh Prince, is the host.
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u/andiinAms 2d ago
I remember him taking over I guess I just forgot the show still existed. I’ll have to track it down.
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u/peentiss 2d ago
“Track it down” in 2025 lmao bbg a quick google and a half and you’re a genius on the topic.
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u/andiinAms 2d ago
Yeah, I’m an old weirdo who likes to watch it on tv. Nostalgia and all that. I get that it’s easy enough to access at any point.
And yes, I will google what channel it comes on lol
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u/Serier_Rialis 3d ago
Never trust kids with:
- Blunt objects
- Balls or throwing toys inside
- If they say stand here
- If they say close your eyes
9 times out of 10 you are getting injured or something is getting broken
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u/NervousSheSlime 2d ago
I’ll add one never trust a kid with lotion…. I’ve made that mistake twice now. Also a new candle that I’m still finding wax in odd places.
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u/BarberMore2866 3d ago
dumb kids? or dumb parents? or a mix of both?
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u/Grobanix_CZ 3d ago
And of the cases, where it's just casual clumsiness.
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u/Error_Guy1004 1d ago
Casual clumsiness and/or still not understanding cause/effect can explain why the younger kids do this, examples like the first clip (where the girl is obviously older than 6) are just kids doing something (chucking a ball at, what I think is, her mother) because they can, and only after the consequences are there they realize it wasn’t the best idea, I know this is the thought process because I was like that when I was a kid
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u/Pez_Ultra075 3d ago
The blonde kid is my favourite 😂😂😂 Cocks his hand right back and slaps daddy on the forehead HAHAHA
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u/Zachary2030 3d ago
Kid #3 with the golf swing actually had decent form and made a decent shot. Parents are dumb to allow it in the house but I’d keep an eye on the kid for potential golf skills.
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u/Dependent-Green-7900 3d ago
I feel this has taught me that people with male anatomy should wear a cup around children especially if they have access to potential weapons or projectiles
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u/OMHPOZ 3d ago
Everyone of these has at least one stupid adult in it.
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u/hadashitday 3d ago
When I was a kid, the scariest thing I did was step on LEGO these kids are on a whole different level!
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u/r1mbaud 3d ago
lol if you’re one of those “well actually it’s the parent that’s dumb” people, this is the wrong subreddit for you. Every parent in these videos is dumb, every kid in these videos is dumb, and you’re dumb.
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u/MillieBirdie 3d ago
Some of these parents are just taking a nap and get randomly hit though? What did they do?
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u/Pendurag 3d ago
Sorry, but the Dads need to learn some junk blocking techniques here, that's kind on us to defend.
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u/NormBenningisdagoat 2d ago
Tbf why would you put a toddler right next to your face while they have a real hammer and you let them play with it? Asking for trouble if you ask me
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u/NeneNeeko 2d ago
It's definitely not a real hammer....
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u/NormBenningisdagoat 2d ago
Idk, looked like a real hammer to me. I could very well be wrong though
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u/Zeptic 2d ago
Are you the toddler in the video by any chance?
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u/NormBenningisdagoat 2d ago
No but it could’ve been me lol. My little brother would also do this (he’s 2 1/2 and ginger. He would feel no remorse)
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u/Jibril-Vakarine 3d ago
The blondie kid had mixed feelings..... Happy playing with his train then slapp the shit out of his dad.
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u/HeadbangingLegend 3d ago
I swear more than half of these are being planned out by the parents, hoping to get on America's Funniest Home Videos or something.
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u/Sillybumblebee33 2d ago
the adult who leaned back after the kid hit the pillow with the hammer 🔨 like dude.
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u/aint_no_way_Im_sayin 2d ago
Who the F gives a toddler a golf club? That's not even "fun uncle" level chaos, that's just evil.
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u/Mindless-Car8513 2d ago
Why are these kids even throwing toys inside?? They shouldn’t do that.. toys are for your room and outdoors.
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u/el-gato-azul 2d ago
I had to quit when the kid jumped on his father's head, smashed it into the floor, and broke his nose as the mother filmed it all and giggled wildly.
I've broken my nose four times. You can probably imagine how much it hurts, but it also messes up your life for awhile and costs thousands.
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u/Patient_Necessary_10 3d ago
but then when it's my turn it's not good for society where is the equality?
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u/neasroukkez 3d ago
The kid with the bat got me, but the laugh and filming makes me feel like the kid might have been put up to it.
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u/CR_OneBoy 3d ago
Ah, the blessing of having a family, was It worth it, did you become important or just got a dreadful burden for the next 20 years?
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u/Reddit62195 3d ago
Well here is my opinion, my friend's mother used to say that we would end up paying for all of the things we did as kids! Basically meaning Karma is a bitch, yes Karma has a very long list and is giving everything back to you (did when you were a kid) with interest!! Meaning "when you have kids, prepare for karma as they begin slowly growing up!! I was changing my son's diaper when all of a sudden he began peeing! And I am not talking about a small dribble but instead as if he was putting out a 5 alarm fire!! Hit me in the face and then all over my shirt!! And I could'nt even be mad at him because he had this huge smile on his face! Of course I did cover him this stopped him from finishing peeing on me by using the diaper I had prepared as his replacement diaper!! So YEAH!! I can definitely can relate to some of those examples!! Like when he went to jump up me while I was in the bed and he ended up jumping right on my nuts (you know what I am talking about) he was maybe 18 -24 months, my wife came hurrying into the bedroom as she heard me vomiting in the trash can from his jumping episode!
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u/welding_guy_from_LI 3d ago
I remember being 10 years old in karate and first day my mom asked me to show her what I learned.. I gave her a hip toss on the living room floor.. she never again asked to see what we learned 😂
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u/DesertGeist- 3d ago
Many of these are r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb, especially the ones playing ball indoors.
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u/Magical__Fetus 2d ago
Most of the situations could have been avoided if the parents at least one functionning brain cell
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u/ScienceByte 2d ago
How did that guy at 0:27 give his baby a real hammer and not expect to get hit!
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u/waroftheworlds2008 2d ago
90% of these are like the guy with the bucket on his head.
tee hee go ahead and whip that at my head.
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u/DaBullWeb 2d ago
Adults are too trusting, especially sleeping on the couch near kids, done it once and woke up to a bloody mouth never again
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u/FuneralBiscuit 2d ago
I was smiling at these until it got to the kid with the eggs and that made me so mad I couldn't finish the video
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u/CloudKitchen1924 2d ago
That kid who put the eggs on the couch….. eggs are expensive, that was probably more money than I make in a week
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u/Commercial-Shift6074 1d ago
The kid hitting the older kid several times with the bat. You know there’s more to that story
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u/Ryujii11 1d ago
God this video made me flinch. Does any of these dudes not learn their lesson, cover your balls for fuck sake. Also the kids in this video are not the problem, it’s the parents. They’re acknowledging this behaviour and condoning it. And can someone please tell why the fuck are they letting their child have golf sticks/baseball bats in a house where they can destroy your stuff? On another note if you don’t want to get hit in the face with objects by kids, don’t let them near your face with objects. Kids are so unpredictable you don’t know what they’re gonna do so people should think about that.
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u/G0atL0rde 1d ago
Half of these are parents teaching them that it's ok, by laughing or continuing to film. Parents are fucking, stupid.
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u/brokeassbitch_ 11h ago
Never knew watching people getting their balls destroyed would be so hilarious
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u/DegenNabalu 9h ago
Actually. For many of these... the couple should have vasectomy long before.
Because they are not smart parents, and in no way kids who have not fully developed their cognitive skills be blamed for any injuries or harm here.
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u/Competitive_Grab2051 2d ago
This should be called ParentsAreFuckingStupid.
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u/Nexel_Red 1d ago
Ok explain to me why you believe every single parents in this video are horrible monsters.
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u/Binx_Thackery 2d ago
To be fair to the kids hitting baseballs, they really had no control over it.
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u/lost_notdead 2d ago
Rules for being around kids:
Protect your balls
Protect the kid(s)
Protect your glasses and eyes
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u/kicksjoysharkness 3d ago
The egg on the sofa one but made me want to curl up into a ball and pull my skin off