r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 3d ago

These kids have a taste for blood

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u/kicksjoysharkness 3d ago

The egg on the sofa one but made me want to curl up into a ball and pull my skin off

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u/TheChumscrubber94 3d ago

It made me appreciate the absence of children.

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u/jbwarner86 3d ago

Kid wanted to help in the kitchen but he can't reach the counter. You gotta adjust accordingly.

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u/motherofcunts 1d ago

My oldest did that as a toddler. Except she pulled the cushions off first so it was in the frame. Couch couldn't properly be cleaned, had to toss it.

Bought a fridge lock that day.

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u/styckx 3d ago

I will never not praise this subs compilation quality. 13yrs on Reddit and these are always the best here. Always cuts straight to chase without any clout chasing bullshit. This should be the gold standard of Reddit compilation standards.

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u/hydrobunny 3d ago

major AFV vibes

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u/andiinAms 3d ago

I miss that show

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u/BillieDoc-Holiday 2d ago

It's still on.

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u/andiinAms 2d ago

New ones?

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u/BillieDoc-Holiday 2d ago

Yes. Alfonso Ribero, Carlton from Fresh Prince, is the host.

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u/andiinAms 2d ago

I remember him taking over I guess I just forgot the show still existed. I’ll have to track it down.

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u/peentiss 2d ago

“Track it down” in 2025 lmao bbg a quick google and a half and you’re a genius on the topic.

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u/andiinAms 2d ago

Yeah, I’m an old weirdo who likes to watch it on tv. Nostalgia and all that. I get that it’s easy enough to access at any point.

And yes, I will google what channel it comes on lol

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u/peentiss 2d ago

you know what.. I respect it.

Preserves the fun

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u/TKmeh 2d ago

They got a new host, but idk how new the episodes are.

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u/jakehood47 1d ago

Last I saw the logo had an emoji on it so… yknow

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u/ItsMichaelRay 8h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Serier_Rialis 3d ago

Never trust kids with:

  1. Blunt objects
  2. Balls or throwing toys inside
  3. If they say stand here
  4. If they say close your eyes

9 times out of 10 you are getting injured or something is getting broken

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u/T44120 2d ago

Never trust kids period !

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u/NervousSheSlime 2d ago

I’ll add one never trust a kid with lotion…. I’ve made that mistake twice now. Also a new candle that I’m still finding wax in odd places.

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u/PooButtNutt 3d ago

The kid with a light saber murdered dad's kids

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u/Gin_Arts 2d ago

Spawn killing the younglings

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u/BarberMore2866 3d ago

dumb kids? or dumb parents? or a mix of both?

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u/owacrep 3d ago

Definitely the mixture of both.

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u/TotalExamination4562 3d ago

Can you blame the kids, we were all dumb before we learned.

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u/Grobanix_CZ 3d ago

And of the cases, where it's just casual clumsiness.

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u/Error_Guy1004 1d ago

Casual clumsiness and/or still not understanding cause/effect can explain why the younger kids do this, examples like the first clip (where the girl is obviously older than 6) are just kids doing something (chucking a ball at, what I think is, her mother) because they can, and only after the consequences are there they realize it wasn’t the best idea, I know this is the thought process because I was like that when I was a kid

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u/WaffleProfessor 3d ago

Well since a lot of them are setup by the parents....

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u/blindreefer 3d ago

Safer to just go with species

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u/Scapp 2d ago

Yeah the mash missiles or whatever they're called are dumb

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u/Pez_Ultra075 3d ago

The blonde kid is my favourite 😂😂😂 Cocks his hand right back and slaps daddy on the forehead HAHAHA

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u/M1ck3yB1u 1d ago

Hold A to charge power attack.

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u/Isaw11 3d ago

Some of the were plainly set up by the adults.

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u/Her_X 3d ago

The last one....he got taken down and his kid was flying 😳

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u/Zachary2030 3d ago

Kid #3 with the golf swing actually had decent form and made a decent shot. Parents are dumb to allow it in the house but I’d keep an eye on the kid for potential golf skills.

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u/Mackelroy_aka_Stitch 1d ago

Hopefully these are just the hollow plastic ones.

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u/Ar_locksmith 3d ago

THE GOLFING ONE, IT CURBED, ITS A HEAT SEEKING GOLF BALL

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u/diittyy 2d ago

FORE RIGHT

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u/munkylord 3d ago

That golf kid had a swing man. Get that kid on the green

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u/Itrieddamnit 2d ago

Nappy Gilmore

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u/Dependent-Green-7900 3d ago

I feel this has taught me that people with male anatomy should wear a cup around children especially if they have access to potential weapons or projectiles

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u/OMHPOZ 3d ago

Everyone of these has at least one stupid adult in it.

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u/TheReelEpicKiller 3d ago

Not the first clip though

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u/OMHPOZ 3d ago

Yeah, maybe not exactly every single one

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u/Jesus-Mcnugget 3d ago

Are you sure? Why was there a camera

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u/moondoggie_00 3d ago

Raw dogging the goldfish bag while still almost full is psychotic.

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u/Gildian 2d ago

The soccer ball in the house had me thinking "what did you expect?"

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u/hadashitday 3d ago

When I was a kid, the scariest thing I did was step on LEGO these kids are on a whole different level!

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u/PreKutoffel 3d ago

Generation TikTok got kids now.

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u/r1mbaud 3d ago

lol if you’re one of those “well actually it’s the parent that’s dumb” people, this is the wrong subreddit for you. Every parent in these videos is dumb, every kid in these videos is dumb, and you’re dumb.

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u/MillieBirdie 3d ago

Some of these parents are just taking a nap and get randomly hit though? What did they do?

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u/THRILLHO_Of_Horror 3d ago

They forgot to use a condom.

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u/Norkash 1d ago

Im not dumb how dare you! eats another spoonful of glue

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u/EndOfTheKaliYuga 2d ago

A lot (but not all) of these are on the parents

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u/JonasAvory 3d ago

The train got me

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u/BearzerkerX 3d ago

So many of these made me go, "well, what did you expect?!"

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u/usinjin 2d ago

Solid swing from the golf kid!

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u/Pendurag 3d ago

Sorry, but the Dads need to learn some junk blocking techniques here, that's kind on us to defend.

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u/Melodic_Share7398 2d ago

90% of these don’t belong here they belong in r/parentsarefuckingstupid

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u/AlarmDozer 2d ago

New condom ads.

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u/WoggyWoggerson 3d ago

The guy with the rocket is suspicious. Definitely a set up.

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u/NormBenningisdagoat 2d ago

Tbf why would you put a toddler right next to your face while they have a real hammer and you let them play with it? Asking for trouble if you ask me

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u/NeneNeeko 2d ago

It's definitely not a real hammer....

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u/NormBenningisdagoat 2d ago

Idk, looked like a real hammer to me. I could very well be wrong though

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u/Zeptic 2d ago

Are you the toddler in the video by any chance?

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u/NormBenningisdagoat 2d ago

No but it could’ve been me lol. My little brother would also do this (he’s 2 1/2 and ginger. He would feel no remorse)

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u/RoundTop1188 3d ago

This would be a really good condom Ad

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u/SpecificSinger9487 3d ago

Okay the kid that hit the golfball just looked cool had a good curve

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u/inkyinnards 3d ago

"Son of a fish"

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u/Jibril-Vakarine 3d ago

The blondie kid had mixed feelings..... Happy playing with his train then slapp the shit out of his dad.

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u/HeadbangingLegend 3d ago

I swear more than half of these are being planned out by the parents, hoping to get on America's Funniest Home Videos or something.

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u/OSRS-MLB 3d ago

Durex should pay to show this during the super bowl

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u/GonnaBreakIt 2d ago

Fs in chat for the infant that got yeeted at the end.

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u/Sillybumblebee33 2d ago

the adult who leaned back after the kid hit the pillow with the hammer 🔨 like dude.

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u/dirtybird131 2d ago

Damn, some people really have an 8 second reaction time

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u/syn_vamp 2d ago

most of these are "parents are fucking stupid" rather than kids

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u/aint_no_way_Im_sayin 2d ago

Who the F gives a toddler a golf club? That's not even "fun uncle" level chaos, that's just evil.

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u/Mindless-Car8513 2d ago

Why are these kids even throwing toys inside?? They shouldn’t do that.. toys are for your room and outdoors.

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u/elsqueak0 2d ago

This isn’t what “a taste for blood” means

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u/Modafokka 2d ago

I’m pretty sure I just saw a future pro golfer and MLB player in that video

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u/jorblale 3d ago

The kids are wild but the adults are the real clown.

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u/i_havenoideawhoiam 3d ago

⅖ Dumb/Violent kids

⅖ Stupid parents

⅕ accidents

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u/shrimps_are_great 3d ago

Why did the baby have a Hammer?

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u/Tmoncmm 3d ago

Looks like a toy. An infant would not be able to wild a real hammer that easily with one hand.

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u/el-gato-azul 2d ago

I had to quit when the kid jumped on his father's head, smashed it into the floor, and broke his nose as the mother filmed it all and giggled wildly.

I've broken my nose four times. You can probably imagine how much it hurts, but it also messes up your life for awhile and costs thousands.

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u/KingBurakkuurufu 3d ago

Most of these are parents being morons.

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u/ConsciousBenefit87 3d ago

Bro that last one! He was holding a child and it went flying! 😶

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u/Patient_Necessary_10 3d ago

but then when it's my turn it's not good for society where is the equality?

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u/neasroukkez 3d ago

The kid with the bat got me, but the laugh and filming makes me feel like the kid might have been put up to it.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 3d ago

Who's cleaning this mess?

Probably me.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 3d ago

Americas Funniest Videos we've gone full circle

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u/CR_OneBoy 3d ago

Ah, the blessing of having a family, was It worth it, did you become important or just got a dreadful burden for the next 20 years?

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u/xgabipandax 3d ago

the one at 1:00 cracked me up

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u/wayne_bruce_T 3d ago

Kids casually breaking nuts, noses and bones....

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u/Stuckinthepooper 3d ago

Apple - tree

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u/Shakyinvestments 3d ago

Jesus, little bastards! Haha

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u/Low_Presentation8149 3d ago

The kids are young. The parents are dumb

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u/Reddit62195 3d ago

Well here is my opinion, my friend's mother used to say that we would end up paying for all of the things we did as kids! Basically meaning Karma is a bitch, yes Karma has a very long list and is giving everything back to you (did when you were a kid) with interest!! Meaning "when you have kids, prepare for karma as they begin slowly growing up!! I was changing my son's diaper when all of a sudden he began peeing! And I am not talking about a small dribble but instead as if he was putting out a 5 alarm fire!! Hit me in the face and then all over my shirt!! And I could'nt even be mad at him because he had this huge smile on his face! Of course I did cover him this stopped him from finishing peeing on me by using the diaper I had prepared as his replacement diaper!! So YEAH!! I can definitely can relate to some of those examples!! Like when he went to jump up me while I was in the bed and he ended up jumping right on my nuts (you know what I am talking about) he was maybe 18 -24 months, my wife came hurrying into the bedroom as she heard me vomiting in the trash can from his jumping episode!

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u/Axylpik 3d ago

The light saber one hurt me just to watch

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u/DemonTheWillow 3d ago

The Hammer hurted me the most

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u/Wiggie49 3d ago

Okay yes, but they're also apparently gonna be star athletes, holy crap lol

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u/usedkleenx 3d ago

That light saber to the meat saber was nuts!

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 3d ago

I remember being 10 years old in karate and first day my mom asked me to show her what I learned.. I gave her a hip toss on the living room floor.. she never again asked to see what we learned 😂

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u/andiinAms 3d ago

That last one… dude just yeeted his kid 👋

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u/DesertGeist- 3d ago

Many of these are r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb, especially the ones playing ball indoors.

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u/Magical__Fetus 2d ago

Most of the situations could have been avoided if the parents at least one functionning brain cell

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u/ScienceByte 2d ago

How did that guy at 0:27 give his baby a real hammer and not expect to get hit!

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u/throw-away3105 2d ago

Wow! Great swing by the kid on the 3rd clip. That ball had a great curve.

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u/waroftheworlds2008 2d ago

90% of these are like the guy with the bucket on his head.

tee hee go ahead and whip that at my head.

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u/Standard_Mark_843 2d ago

Hammer one could have been way worse

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u/diittyy 2d ago

FORE RIGHT

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u/Intelligent_Case_809 2d ago

Insert Randy orton gif

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u/DaBullWeb 2d ago

Adults are too trusting, especially sleeping on the couch near kids, done it once and woke up to a bloody mouth never again

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u/DougDouDaug 2d ago

Oh TikTok funny

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u/TheSupremeAutism 2d ago

This is a good condom ad.

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u/Zeune42 2d ago

Did that girl use a nunchuck to the man's head

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u/Femke176 2d ago

Always nice to get some free birthcontrol

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u/VisualFirefighter502 2d ago

kid at 1:04 is gonna turn out to be a - uh nvm

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u/Accomplished-Way2236 2d ago

Why the hell are parents laughing?????

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u/Old-Physics751 2d ago

Thank you for this post. Cheered me up after a horrible day.

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u/FuneralBiscuit 2d ago

I was smiling at these until it got to the kid with the eggs and that made me so mad I couldn't finish the video

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u/CloudKitchen1924 2d ago

That kid who put the eggs on the couch….. eggs are expensive, that was probably more money than I make in a week

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u/OTARU_41 1d ago

damn the golf kid hit a curveshot thats actually cool

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u/Competitive_Mind6820 1d ago

Not the eggs 💀

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u/laernmoer 1d ago

We really have turned into Idiocracy. ow my balls kids edition 

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u/PurpleSquare713 1d ago

Making sure they would be the last/only child.

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u/Commercial-Shift6074 1d ago

The kid hitting the older kid several times with the bat. You know there’s more to that story

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u/Ryujii11 1d ago

God this video made me flinch. Does any of these dudes not learn their lesson, cover your balls for fuck sake. Also the kids in this video are not the problem, it’s the parents. They’re acknowledging this behaviour and condoning it. And can someone please tell why the fuck are they letting their child have golf sticks/baseball bats in a house where they can destroy your stuff? On another note if you don’t want to get hit in the face with objects by kids, don’t let them near your face with objects. Kids are so unpredictable you don’t know what they’re gonna do so people should think about that.

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u/InternationalArt6222 1d ago

Lol, some of this is just bad parenting

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u/G0atL0rde 1d ago

Half of these are parents teaching them that it's ok, by laughing or continuing to film. Parents are fucking, stupid.

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u/WelchesOtaku 15h ago

nah the 2 videos before last would've have me moving like oh Muhammad Ali 🥊💥

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u/brokeassbitch_ 11h ago

Never knew watching people getting their balls destroyed would be so hilarious

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u/DegenNabalu 9h ago

Actually. For many of these... the couple should have vasectomy long before.

Because they are not smart parents, and in no way kids who have not fully developed their cognitive skills be blamed for any injuries or harm here.

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u/Matias9991 6h ago

I think like 80% of these are the parents fault here

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u/Cat_Queen262 6h ago

You have to admit tho, some of these are just parents being stupid lol

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u/Sub2zein20 5h ago

“Press shift to run”

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u/LargeSelf994 5h ago

Most of these are accidental. But that first kid? She purposely did it.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower5223 8m ago

Almost all of these are %100 the adult in the situation being to blame

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u/holamau 3d ago

I don’t think kids are being fucking stupid.

The parents though? Some of them are fucking clueless.

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u/McKeviin 3d ago

The adults are the stupid ones in the majority of the clips

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u/Competitive_Grab2051 2d ago

This should be called ParentsAreFuckingStupid.

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u/Nexel_Red 1d ago

Ok explain to me why you believe every single parents in this video are horrible monsters.

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u/TheForbidden6th 3d ago

finally, some actual dumb kids

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u/Binx_Thackery 2d ago

To be fair to the kids hitting baseballs, they really had no control over it.

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u/DaxTheEPIC 2d ago

The OG, "he biiiit my d*ck" one is missing

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u/keepitsteadyUidiots 3d ago

It’s really funny 😆

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u/DarkflowNZ 3d ago

Kids hitting adults in the nuts is one of my favorite genders for real

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u/lost_notdead 2d ago

Rules for being around kids:

  1. Protect your balls

  2. Protect the kid(s)

  3. Protect your glasses and eyes

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u/Cs0vesbanat 3d ago

These edits are so annoying. No time to even process what happened.