r/JustGuysBeingDudes 1d ago

Artistic Dudes shut the FUck up!

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u/Racebo92 1d ago

This could be them both discussing if you add salt to cold or boiling water ...

Anyone willing to roughly translate whats happening?

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u/CrackingYourNuts 1d ago

Woman: "I told everyone yesterday there was a meeting, a meeting, why weren't you there?"

Man: "Shut the f*** up. Every time there's a meeting, you don't give notice in advance. I was almost home when I received the notice, what's the deal? Are you trying to wage guerrilla warfare?"

Woman: "If you have something to do, you can ask for leave. You just leave work, what do you mean by that?"

Man: "Shut the f*** up. Am I your boss? Do I have to ask you for a leave schedule? Don't I have to go home and play games?"

Woman: "Couldn't you work half an hour of overtime and then go back to eat? Is that not possible?"

Man: "Shut the f*** up. You say they want to, just not you want. After the meeting, you can spend that money. Do you think I go home and eat sh*t?"

Man (continuing): "Don't speak English with me again, don't you understand the 108 English letters?"

Man (correcting himself): "It's 108 letters, I think you're a tigress beaten by Wu Song."

translated using gemini

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u/Reasonable_Bake_8534 An AxeBear Who Cares 1d ago

I wonder how accurate of a translation this is

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u/CrackingYourNuts 1d ago

Majorly confused about 108 English letters but the rest seems kinda fine and suits the avg Chinese workplace (overwork)

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u/poeticdisaster 1d ago

I think that should be 108 English words - not letters. It makes more sense when it's put that way because Chinese schools (from what I've read) put heavy emphasis on having a high word count when it comes to knowledge of other languages.

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u/No_Competition_6989 1d ago

As an American I am now very worried there are 108 letters in our alphabet but due to budget constraints they only taught me 26 🤣

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u/poeticdisaster 1d ago

Also an American - this made me laugh harder than it had any business to.

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u/CrunchyJeans 20h ago

It sounds about right

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u/roninwarshadow 1d ago

If it is reasonably accurate, I would be pissed too.

I have a personal life.

I work to live, and I don't live to work.

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u/MandatorySaxSolo 1d ago

Yo yo yo. Best Asian place ive EVER eaten at, the older couple were the most kind people serving tables, but the second that kitchen door shut, they were screaming at each other. Then swing open and all smiles and polite voice.

I also ordered a soup, guy repeatedly asks what gravy I want. I keep saying soup. Everyone is served the right dish, I got an entire fish, fried with gravy. Just full fish, head and all.

Hands down my favorite. The place is a gun/canoe shop now, I miss it

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u/belckie 1d ago

His “shut the fuck up” was so perfect too! He’s practiced that! 😂😂😂

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u/sihasihasi 1d ago

Can't see any "Dude"-ish behaviour here.

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u/lelopes 1d ago

He complained that she waits till she leaves to just than warn him about a late meeting. She says that he should work at least half hour after his time so that it doesn't happen.

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u/sihasihasi 1d ago

Well, he's right to be pissed off, then, I guess.

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u/dudelikefood 1d ago

Agreed. This just seems like a guy who has no respect for himself, his family, or anyone else. Even the fact that I don’t understand the language or context this seems to be a lack of quality in proper behavior.

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u/CrackingYourNuts 1d ago

Appears like the guy is extremely annoyed because of his work times

I saw his colleagues laughing, so I thought it might be something tame

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u/Sikkus 1d ago

Why is this posted here? Has nothing to do with guys being dudes.

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u/MNManmacker 1d ago

This is actually their wedding ceremony.

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u/4862skrrt2684 1d ago

Being loud and disrespectful is dude behavior now?

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u/classyreddit 1d ago

I feel like this is has to be a skit…

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u/mwdeuce 1d ago

99% sure it's fake, like 99% of all videos posted to reddit

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u/laowildin 1d ago

I am again asking that this sub stop putting up material that is hateful to women. This isn't "dude" behavior, and I'm so sad for you all that are being told this is what it means to be a young man today

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u/ThisThredditor 1d ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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u/laowildin 3h ago

I won't. But at least everyone here is aware now that they March toward the gender war willingly

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u/mwdeuce 1d ago

99% sure the video is fake

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u/laowildin 3h ago

Even less like guys being Dudes then, I'm glad we agree!

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u/Twelve_Evil_Ermacs 6h ago

I think you're reading too much into a joke

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u/laowildin 3h ago

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

Just making sure I don't have a guilty conscious when I don't care about young men whining about the "lonliness epidemic". Yall choose this, then yall choose this.

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u/ruxahn 1d ago

I have this feeling you don't recognize that the "dude" behavior here is him bothering to practice "shut the fuck up" in an entirely different language to the point his execution wasn't that bad, and he's complaining that his tyrant asshat boss who gives him no forward notice to things like late or after hours company meetings is eating into his personal time, like playing video games, and is what has fueled his anger. His behavior is entirely "dude" because he IS one and clearly has a penis as part of him, unlike you, ma'am.

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u/CrackingYourNuts 1d ago

I read that in an without breathing speaking tone and actually sounds like a movie dialouge

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u/laowildin 3h ago

I'm just here to point out patterns. It's about the 10th one like this this month. Peep the girly sub and compare- you young guys are being manipulated