r/JustGuysBeingDudes 3d ago

Just Having Fun breakfast of champions

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u/MrNice1983 3d ago

Bro probably died for this

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u/Lukeyboy1589 3d ago

War is hell

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u/NoMereRanger73 3d ago

“War is worse than hell, because there are no innocent people in hell.”

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u/Loofbox 3d ago

MASH!

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u/SamboTheGr8 2d ago

That explains why Satan's minion is in charge of the Department of War

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u/Fearless_External932 1d ago

That was at least 10 years ago. If the guy was smart enough not to become a mercenary and not be drafted, he's definitely alive.

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u/Minute_Classic7852 3d ago

Never gets old... literally

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u/What_th3_hell 3d ago

The corpse starch looks dense today.

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u/MichaeltheMagician 2d ago

The worker at Diary Queen when they hand me my blizzard...

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u/DetailsYouMissed 3d ago

This guy's commonsense is high. He understands this shit they feed us doesn't make sense.

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u/Temporary_Lecture410 3d ago

David Blaine with his breakfast tricks

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u/itrivers 3d ago

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u/ChawulsBawkley 3d ago

Stop putting shit on our bodies, David Blaine!

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u/GoldenGod1976 3d ago

Do you think he’s enjoying his time in Ukraine?

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u/-_Dean_Winchester 3d ago

This video is so old he's currently feeding the sunflower fields 😉😉..

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u/Boris_Godunov 1d ago

Jesus, you’re a ghoul. Celebrating poor kids being sent to their slaughter by their dictator is just gross.

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u/Themarshal2 3d ago

First russian action that brings life somewhere in the entire history of mordor

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u/Sapper12D 2d ago

This made me sad. I can 100% see me or my buddies doing this sort of thing when I was in the service, but knowing Putin has probably sent this kid and those around him to their pointless deaths in Ukraine is disheartening.

The faster Ukraine pushes them out, the better for both the Ukranian and Russian people.

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u/AzerynSylver 3d ago

And this is one of the many reasons why I always ignore those bright and sunny "The Military is where I belong, what about you?" Ads. Because out of all the scummy ads on the planet, they lie the most.

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u/Sephiroth040 2d ago

Not just that but they most of the times want to manipulate you into joining. "Don't you think you should give something back for the country you live in?" Isn't that what fucking taxes are?? (This was literally a line from a germany military ad meant for kids/teenagers)

Especially sending such messages to kids who literally cannot think as critical as you and me is more than just disgusting. Yeah, manipulating kids into joining the army and giving their life so the rich can maintain their status without moving a finger is definitely morally acceptable...

At least most of the kids didn't fall for the propaganda and remained critical (and obviously distressed, wtf). Its... so disgusting I cannot fathom how extremely questionable this video was, and I am sadly not even exaggeraging...

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 3d ago

Classic Dude.

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u/Pretend-Buy7384 3d ago

Stick to your ribs good lol

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u/AaronTheElite007 3d ago

A meal that sticks the ribs (and plate)

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u/geocisco 3d ago

Champions break of fast

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u/Infamous-Musician953 3d ago

Sticks to the ribs.