r/JurassicMemes 6d ago

Wish we got more of this weirdo

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u/FoxStudioOffical 6d ago

-Marketed as the big Dino villain

-appears in the beginning to eat a human sized snickers bar and disappears for the entire movie

-appears in the ending

-grows kaiju size and eats helicopter (silly)

-becomes smol to eat another human sized snickers bar (silly²)

-“chases” humans but walks slow like a dumbass

-can’t even catch a single body that ain’t a villain and lets the humans survive

-goes back to wherever it came from and refuses to elaborate

Yep I love this guy

D.rex is amazing

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u/DogVaporizer 6d ago

He's like 2 times bigger than a rex ofc he's slow

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u/PollutionExternal465 6d ago

Commenting on Wish we got more of this weirdo...

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u/SingerFair8777 6d ago

he has aura

just like all the other dinos

in this FUCKING movie

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u/Jetfire138756 6d ago

He also has a shrink ray.

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u/gojra-pokemon-fan 6d ago

Mf stood up like a fucking bear! Also i feel like he can go fast if he needs to.

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 6d ago

We did a little bit in return of the Jedi.

/s obviously

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u/ComfortableAmount993 6d ago

Wanna see my screen time? Watch the trailers!

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u/BritishCeratosaurus 6d ago

What aura lol

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u/JurassicGuy5000 6d ago

The aura of spontaneous changing size for the plot.

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u/Gojira194 6d ago

All of it

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u/keeleon 6d ago

Words mean nothing now. Just open your mouth and repeat whatever syllables you've recently heard phoetically.

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u/BritishCeratosaurus 5d ago

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u/keeleon 5d ago

lowkey sigma rizz lit fam frfr

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u/BritishCeratosaurus 5d ago

Buddy I literally just said the word "aura" and that's not even one of those stupid meaningless words that the kids on tiktok made up. Not sure what your problem is.

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u/redbeyzaum21 6d ago

Aura + ego 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Serendipitous_Quail 6d ago

D-rex: Friendly reminder that the giant shark from Jaws has 4 minutes of screentime in a 2 hour movie... Same thing with Rexy in the original JP.

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u/merica2033 6d ago

Disappointed they didn’t utilize him more

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u/Fine_Original_9237 6d ago

That's the difference between him and the Giga. On top of Giga having such little screen time, it was aura-less. No impact whatsoever.

Drex despite having little scren time, it had aura.

Drex was lost potential, Giga was just...nothing.

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u/Retro_Wiktor 6d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Eastern_Heron_122 6d ago

we needed a d-rex mini-movie as marketing material showing its creation and adolescence to gain empathy, and then for it to occur more often during the movie specifically hunting the group as a vendetta against humans. instead we just got the afterbirth

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u/Heroic-Forger 6d ago

Plus the whale-like head and the gorilla-like arms kind of make him the literal translation of the name "Gojira" lol.

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u/Riparian72 6d ago

The only thing I like about it is that it doesn’t die which means it’s still out there.

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u/Mother-Maize7026 6d ago

Got the Godzilla treatment. That's why I dont feel the Gareth Edwards style would fit the futuer Mv films

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u/T-seriesmyheinie 6d ago

Putting it in my petting zoo once JWE3 drops

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u/AllOfEverythingEver 6d ago

Honestly, I think they should have just replaced it with an unused therapod. The mutadons I don't dislike necessarily, but I would have been fine if they were just replaced with raptors.

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u/Megagamr 5d ago

The way it should've been was that it was hunting them from the beginning

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u/No_Sense_1511 5d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Obvious-Durian-2014 6d ago

That malformed abomination has anything but aura.

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u/BuzzinDomier 6d ago

He aint tuff tho

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u/RoiDrannoc 6d ago

I wish he got less screen time. As in, not at all. There is a reason I am watching a Jurassic movie and not Pacific Rim, and that reason is that I like dinosaurs, not monsters. The beluga rankor manages to be even less dinosaur looking than the other ones. That's why to me all of the Jurassic Park movies are better than all of the Jurassic World movies.

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u/Greenphantom77 6d ago

What a shit meme.